125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

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2511. Eb sa cnuigofsn sa psilosbe (1324 pattern)

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2512. Be as unconfusing as possible

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2513. Pretend to have the plague but do a better job of it.. (Totally different from reason 132 )

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2514. Read enough reasons to know your reason has been said before

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2515 sneeze nonstop

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2516. Don't read enough reasons to see if your reason has been said before-just say it anyway.

[Shatter He/Him]

2517. Stare at them. Don't blink.

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2518. Accidentally blink.

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2518. Make people think about blinking

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2520. FIX THE NUMBERS

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2519. Yawn conbtagiously

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2522. help fix the numbers

2523. punch people for making me yawn now what is wrong with you.

 

[Shatter He/Him]

2521. Murder the person who is messing up the numbers

2524. Yawn even more because it's even later and it will have more effect

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2526. Be mathy

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2527. (b²)^(½) unmathy

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2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

2527. (b²)^(½) unmathy

2528. Disprove your own points

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sqrt4, 3+2, sqrtsqrt16, 2^3. Speak sqrt-1n wesqrt-1rd math terms.

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16 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

sqrt4, 3+2, sqrtsqrt16, 2^3. Speak sqrt-1n wesqrt-1rd math terms.

2530. FIX THE NUMBERS

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2531. Learn LaTeX and be a geek

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2532. Be an actual geek

Go look up what a geek was historically

That’ll make your day

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2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2532. Be an actual geek

Go look up what a geek was historically

That’ll make your day

That's cheerful.

2533. Be an idiot

Look up the etymology of that!

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9 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

That's cheerful.

2533. Be an idiot

Look up the etymology of that!

2534. Actually look that up expecting it to be smth horrible

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1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2534. Actually look that up expecting it to be smth horrible

2535. Don't vote

(Basically the etymology)

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2 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

2535. Don't vote

(Basically the etymology)

2536. Vote for me for president

2537. After becoming president, make many perfectly logical laws such as

2538. All mashed potatoes many only be cooked using a magnifying glass

2539. Children between the ages of 125 and 257 are exempt from all laws

2540. Except for any law I make

2541. I’m supreme dictator now

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10 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2536. Vote for me for president

2537. After becoming president, make many perfectly logical laws such as

2538. All mashed potatoes many only be cooked using a magnifying glass

2539. Children between the ages of 125 and 257 are exempt from all laws

2540. Except for any law I make

2541. I’m supreme dictator now

2542. Start a rebellion to overthrow the supreme dictator, even if he's kind of cool