125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2385. Like @ChipsAHoid's singing.

2386. Sing like @ChipsAHoid.

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

2387. Randomly disappear for weeks at a time, then return and say nothing about your absence

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2388. Be on the shard 24/7 but say nothing

2389. onlyway peaksay usingway igpay atinlay

2390. say the percussion is basically a metronome to a percussionist

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

13 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

2385. Like @ChipsAHoid's singing.

2386. Sing like @ChipsAHoid.

2391. Blatantly lie about my singing abilities (or lack thereof…) 

6 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

2390. say the percussion is basically a metronome to a percussionist

2392. Grab the nearest mallet/drumstick and thwack em until they change their mind

Then perform Ghost Garden by Adam Hopper for them and ask if they still think we’re metronomes

2393. Tell a viola player they basically never play anything difficult

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2392. Not know any viola players...

2393.  Eat the skin off of your feet and legs

2394. Have 2 friends

2395. One of your friends is your dad

2396. One of your friends is @ChipsAHoid

2397. Enjoy spending time with Chips...

Those considering this, please reconsider if you want to keep your own sanity...

I hate sanity anyway. Overrated.

Clarkmon:"2324. Listening to @YouCantHaveMySandwich"

why does this post have 3 likes?

Spoiler

2398. Eat metal irl

Edited September 9, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[TruthwatchingRadiant He/Him]

2399. Steal the Sandwich and give it unlimited surgebinding abilities to preserve itself.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2400. Still have the Sandwich after that.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

8 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

2397. Enjoy spending time with Chips...

Impossible. My entire personality should make that inconceivable…

23 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

2400. Still have the Sandwich after that.

2401. Not mention getting a number ending in 00

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2402. Think no one should enjoy spending time with you (welp i can identify with that)

[Vielence She/Her]

2403: Switching the subject away from @ChipsAHoid to @Kansas Stormcursed bc I want to

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 hours ago, VieB13 said:

2403: Switching the subject away from @ChipsAHoid to @Kansas Stormcursed bc I want to

Well, @YouCantHaveMySandwich knows the lore

2404. I’m the center of the universe

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

44 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Well, @YouCantHaveMySandwich knows the lore

2404. I’m the center of the universe

2405. Start stalking you and following you everywhere because im attracted by gravity

[Shatter He/Him]

3 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

2405. Start stalking you and following you everywhere because im attracted by gravity

2406. Eat the lint out of the other person's belly button because you were pulled in by gravity. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

11 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Well, @YouCantHaveMySandwich knows the lore

2404. I’m the center of the universe

2407. Show this video to @ChipsAHoid

Spoiler

 

 

[Vielence She/Her]

2 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

2407. Show this video to @ChipsAHoid

  Hide contents

 

 

2408: start laughing uncontrollably 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2409. Possess everyone on the shard and make them start laughing uncontrollably.

[Vielence She/Her]

2410: stop laughing to be obstinate. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2411. Repossess you

2412. Wonder why nobody else is so friendless as I am and on the Shard 24/7

Oh, I apologize @ChipsAHoid, I sometimes attempt to forget about our relationship, which is based on the similarities of our sanity.

Edited September 10, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich
Bc i forgot about my only friend below 40

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1234. Rearrange the numbers to form a perfect one.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2414. Tell Doomslug that 1,234 is not a perfect number.

[Akimikoisthecutest]

2415. Exist only on Fridays

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 9/10/2025 at 8:38 AM, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

2407. Show this video to @ChipsAHoid

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

That is where the thing came from. This is true.

2 hours ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

2415. Exist only on Fridays

2416. Exist 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2418. Fix the numbers but way later. 

2419. Name random irrelevant objects instead of answering the question

2420. Bugles

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

2421. Watch DougDoug while playing silksong and spoil the names of every boss you beat

 

Spoiler

HA I am not that mean. Though did you know in silkson you play as Hornet? GASP!

 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

8 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

2421. Watch DougDoug while playing silksong and spoil the names of every boss you beat

 

  Reveal hidden contents

HA I am not that mean. Though did you know in silkson you play as Hornet? GASP!

 

2422. Only have played the Hollow Knight ttrpg not the actual game even though I own it and therefore barely know about silksong

2423. Because of the prior reason definitely know all the bosses

Ooh ooh lemme guess:

Big meanie head bug #1