125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

14 minutes ago, Denisimo said:

2219. Catch the plague

2220. Whenever a new movie or book comes out, don't read it: just look at the wikipedia page and read the plotline. Then run out into the streets and yodel every spoiler you possibly can.

2221. Eat with your mouth open

2223. Pluck, skin, fry, and eat an African Grey Parrot.

2224. become presedent

[Denissimo He/him]

2225. Be a line cutter

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, Denisimo said:

2225. Be a line cutter

2226. Politician

[Denissimo He/him]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

2226. Politician

OOOOO thats a nice one.

2227. Just be REALL HAIRY.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2222. SOMEBODY SKIPPED 22222222222 THAT MEANS I CAN STILL HAVE IT!!! YESSS!!! I MISSED 1111 BUT I CAN HAVE 222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222

[___ He/Him]

2228. Freak out in a forum

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2228. Fix the numbers

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

3 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

2222. SOMEBODY SKIPPED 22222222222 THAT MEANS I CAN STILL HAVE IT!!! YESSS!!! I MISSED 1111 BUT I CAN HAVE 222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222

2229. Glare at @Denisimo

What have you done?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2231: FIX THE FREAKING NUMBERS @Doomslug the Arcane THEY WERE ALREADY ALRIGHT

SJHTJSUWOSLRJAM

DJURUSJRSUUQJAJ

2232: Lose all intelligence and reason and start eating fishy eggs just to say that you are better than mere peasants.

2233: Use snail snot to color your clothing.

Edited June 13, 2025 by SpiritOfWrath

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2230. Hyperventalate

[___ He/Him]

2231. End every sentence with "by the way you smell!!!!" 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By the way you smell!!!!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

39 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

2231: FIX THE FREAKING NUMBERS @Doomslug the Arcane THEY WERE ALREADY ALRIGHT

SJHTJSUWOSLRJAM

DJURUSJRSUUQJAJ

2232: Lose all intelligence and reason and start eating fishy eggs just to say that you are better than mere peasants.

2233: Use snail snot to color your clothing.

WDYM

2222 was skipped!

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

5 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

WDYM

2222 was skipped!

AND THEN YOU FIXED IT

The jump in numbers was fixed when you named a reason without progressing the numbers.

ALSO

@CoderDrag0n8

WHAT DID YOU DO

I ADDED THREE REASONS

2230 WAS DEFFA NOT THE RIGHT NUMBER

IT SHOULD BE AT 2236 for the next

Edited June 13, 2025 by SpiritOfWrath

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2236. IM BAD AT COUNTING

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

18 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

AND THEN YOU FIXED IT

The jump in numbers was fixed when you named a reason without progressing the numbers.

ALSO

@CoderDrag0n8

WHAT DID YOU DO

I ADDED THREE REASONS

2230 WAS DEFFA NOT THE RIGHT NUMBER

IT SHOULD BE AT 2236 for the next

YOU SKIPPED 2230!

oh wait

ah i see now

2237. I too am bad at counting

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2238. Drink glow stick fluids in public

2239. Immediately post here after creating a first post

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2240. Not read ORV

[Denissimo He/him]

*Watching from the sidelines as I watch the chaos I inadvertently caused by missing number 2222 unfold*
Heh, I am a baaaaad person >:)

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

2240. Not read ORV

2241. Read ORV

I'm Harmony, people.

2242. Skip numbers

2244. Not skip numbers

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2243. Eat all the plants in your neighbor’s yard. Unapologetically.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

2243. Eat all the plants in your neighbor’s yard. Unapologetically.

2245. Eat 'em and be apologetic

2246. Not eating them

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2247. Trip and end up accidentally commandeering 3 planes and accidentally flying them into a couple really tall buildings

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

35 minutes ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

2247. Trip and end up accidentally commandeering 3 planes and accidentally flying them into a couple really tall buildings

*squints* “pause”

2248. Say “happy birthday” every day to somebody except for their actual birthday.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2249. forget peoples birthday

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2250. Remember people’s birthdays but do nothing about it

2251. Show up to somebodies party and think all the gifts are for you