125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

2038. FLINT AND STEELLLL!

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

2039: jump on a child and yell chicken jockey, then beat it to a pulp. Afterwards throw fart spray water balloons at people. Then you gotta run away while singing Skibidi toilet 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

7 hours ago, Axehound said:

2039: jump on a child and yell chicken jockey, then beat it to a pulp. Afterwards throw fart spray water balloons at people. Then you gotta run away while singing Skibidi toilet 

2040. Send nuclear bongs to the location of whoever is doing this horrendous act

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

17 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

2040. Send nuclear bongs to the location of whoever is doing this horrendous act

2041. Destroy evil

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

6 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

2041. Destroy evil

2042. Eat Dirt and Rocks in front of people

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2043. hate/be mean to yourself @Through The Living Glass and @Bird Furious

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2044. Tell lies about me in your signature. @CoderDrag0n8

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

7 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

2044. Tell lies about me in your signature. @CoderDrag0n8

2045. Tell lies about Dragon's sig

*hug*

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2046. *sighs*

2047. *gives up*

2048. Ohhhh look a knife

2049. *stabs*

2050. oh no I'm dying

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

4 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

2046. *sighs*

2047. *gives up*

2048. Ohhhh look a knife

2049. *stabs*

2050. oh no I'm dying

2051. DON'T YOU DARE DIE!!!

2052. [insert obscure/questionable ways of revival]

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

2051. DON'T YOU DARE DIE!!!

2052. [insert obscure/questionable ways of revival]

2053. *laughs*

2054. I HAVE ACHIEVED

2055. PERMA DEATH

2056. Oh hey look is that the beyond byyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2057. Eat Lerasium in front of them.

2058. Just say "ok" to anything they say. Nothing else.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2059. Oh would you look at that/it's a cat/in a hat/who eats gnats/and rats

2060. Write questionable poetry

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2061: Pull an Umbridge and cough every time they try to speak.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2062. Say that Umbridge was your fav character

Umbridge = Moash

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

2063.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2064: You don't like cinnamon 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2065: You like cinnamon

2066: You lie about disliking cinnamon

2067: Consume cinnamon

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2068. Freak out about formatting the numbers te right way

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2070. skip a number
1069. go back because you realized you made a mistake
269. You made another mistake
2069. FIX IT
2070. Good, back to normal
2071. WAIT NO YOU ALREADY DID THAT ONE
2072. Hyperveltalate
2073. Begin to think you are worthless
2074. Switch perspectives
2075. "Is that guy okay?"
2076. "No. They're in an existential crisis."
2077. SWITCH PERSPECTIVES AGAIN
2078. you stare at the cliff
2079. you ponder
2080. SWITCH PERSPECTIVES! WE NEED TO HELP THIS GUY
2081. "OH FRICK THAT GUY NEEDS HELP"
2082. Keep him away from the ledge.
2083. THERAPY
2084. Alright, switch perspectives again
2085. Oh boy, things sure escalated.
2086. Things are alright now
2087. Right?
2088. No. No they are not.
2089. The therapy didn't work.
2090. He will be back
2091. Accidentally double-spaced.
2092. Whoops!

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2093: Write more than one reason at once

Edited May 17, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2094. Use the numbers to talk without posting reasons

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2093. Go backwards.

2095. Rewind your mistake

2096. The plot will continue soon

2097. I WILL MAKE A PLOT

2098. AND YOU

2099. CANNOT

2100. STOP ME

2101. BY THE POWER OF GOING INTO ANOTHER

2102. HUNDREDS PLACE

2103. I WILL BRING BACK THE PLOT

2104. Corruption will reign

2105...

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2106: You don’t stan Wayne

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2107. Spout prophecies 

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