125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

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52 minutes ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

2184: you're

2185: Go to any big city and act way too happy and outgoing to random people on the street (it's sad that this is true)

2186. Frequently correct people's grammar in forums.

2187. Hate on people for correcting people's grammar.

2189. Mess up the numbers.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

On 5/28/2025 at 1:16 AM, 𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊 said:

2186. Frequently correct people's grammar in forums.

Not just in forums... 

2190. Correct every spelling mistake you see

2191. Not correct every spelling mistake you see

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

8 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Not just in forums... 

2190. Correct every spelling mistake you see

2191. Not correct every spelling mistake you see

2192. Correct people's spelling IRL

2193. Correct people's spelling when they are talking.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

2192. Correct people's spelling IRL

2193. Correct people's spelling when they are talking.

2193. Not correcting people's spelling IRL

2194. Not correcting people's spelling when they're talking

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2195. Not breathing

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

2195. Not breathing

2196. Breathing

Edited May 30, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2197. Be that one person that goes "Do you like X? Well then you should marry it!"

2198. Actually follow through and marry the thing

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

2199. Be that one person who manages to eat everybody's food, no matter how annoyed they get by it, and then your colleagues hate you. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

22 minutes ago, Willshaperhonorbearer said:

2199. Be that one person who manages to eat everybody's food, no matter how annoyed they get by it, and then your colleagues hate you. 

2200. Don't be like Lift

[Vyzkel He/Him]

On 5/30/2025 at 1:03 AM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

2196. Breathing

2201. Breathing on a germaphobe

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2202. Basically doing anything next to a germaphobe

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

2203. Very vocally and demandingly being a germaphobe.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2204. Announce that you have now become god

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

2204. Announce that you have now become god

2205. Kill said god

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2206. Be driving down the street, and you crash and fly through the windshield, right into a cactus. Stumble away from the cactus and fall through a manhole. Then, you finally get out, but somebody pours gasoline on your head, and someone by chance flicks a cigarette right at you, and you burst into flames. Then you run through the streets screaming with your whole body aflame, accidentally running directly into 50,000 tons of tnt.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2207. Have an oddly specific example that fills at least 3 lines

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2208. Discern that a person is using a computer because they say 3 lines when I have 8

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

2208. Discern that a person is using a computer because they say 3 lines when I have 8

2209. feel sad for people who use phone

2210. express sadness for those who cannot use [open in new tab] to sort through notifs

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3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

2209. feel sad for people who use phone

2210. express sadness for those who cannot use [open in new tab] to sort through notifs

2211. Use both phone and computer.

2212. Just open everything inside Gmail.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, sneak spooky spook guy said:

2211. Use both phone and computer.

2212. Just open everything inside Gmail.

2213. Imagine using Gmail

2214. Use notifs inside the shard

2215. Have a convo through words

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Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

2213. Imagine using Gmail

2214. Use notifs inside the shard

2215. Have a convo through words

2216. Imagine using anything else other than Gmail.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

40 minutes ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

2216. Imagine using anything else other than Gmail.

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

 

*gasp*

you don't use...

 

YAHOO??!?

 

2217. #GMAILISFOREVER

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5 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

*gasp*

you don't use...

 

YAHOO??!?

 

2217. #GMAILISFOREVER

2218. Yahoo

[Denissimo He/him]

2219. Catch the plague

2220. Whenever a new movie or book comes out, don't read it: just look at the wikipedia page and read the plotline. Then run out into the streets and yodel every spoiler you possibly can.

2221. Eat with your mouth open

2223. Pluck, skin, fry, and eat an African Grey Parrot.