125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

It's the turn of the century wooooo

2001: Be one of those kids in school who go "see even he/she found it funny"

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2002. Thats what she said

2003. Im not trying to be offensive, but you are the worst human to have ever existed.

Edited May 1, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[Annatar he/him]

2004. print and sell copies of Mein Kampf to every child around the world

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2005. Say "OMG REALLY??" to everything they say. Doesn't matter if its sarcastic or not.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2006: Lace their drink with ettmetal

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2007: Play Pokemon while they're talking to you.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2008: Cause an economic crisis

[Annatar he/him]

2009. say pika pika everytime someone talks to you

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2010. talk about the 21st century

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2011: Exist in the 21st year of the 21st century.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2012: Fall asleep while they're talking, and when they leave, or try to wake you up, say "No! Come back/keep talking to me! Your voice is so boring, I fall asleep easy!"

2013: Start coughing (fake or real, don't matter) really loudly while they're talking.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2014. be that guy who says [insert brainrot here] every sentence.

2015. Double post

2016. Be the guy who doesn't bold sentences in a bold RP

2017. Godmod.

2018. Have an OP character.

2019. PANDEMIC

2020. LOCKDOWN

2021. Stay inside for an entire year because if you go outside, 50% chance you instantaneously die.

2022. Go outside and not wear a mask

2023. be one of those guys who say 'we miss the lockdown'

2024. Crash the movie industry

2025. Throw popcorn at the screen during A MINECRAFT MOVIE

2026. Wow we are in the future.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2027:Just pretend to be mute, and then when the conversation ends, you can say "Bye!" and run away.

2028: Literally have a plague.

2029: Ignore personal space.

2030: Abuse flying cars, we are in the future now.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

4 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

2014. be that guy who says [insert brainrot here] every sentence.

2015. Double post

2016. Be the guy who doesn't bold sentences in a bold RP

2017. Godmod.

2018. Have an OP character.

2019. PANDEMIC

2020. LOCKDOWN

2021. Stay inside for an entire year because if you go outside, 50% chance you instantaneously die.

2022. Go outside and not wear a mask

2023. be one of those guys who say 'we miss the lockdown'

2024. Crash the movie industry

2025. Throw popcorn at the screen during A MINECRAFT MOVIE

2026. Wow we are in the future.

not sure if 2014-2018 are references, but I got everything else lol

2031. Scream "IT'S LITERALLY THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" after every little thing, like stubbing your toe

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

18 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

not sure if 2014-2018 are references, but I got everything else lol

2031. Scream "IT'S LITERALLY THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" after every little thing, like stubbing your toe

They aren't. I just needed filler to get to other references.

[ShatteredDiamond She/Her]

2032 - Be a plague

2033 - Say chicken jockey one more time...

2034 - Be obsessed with peoples ears

2035 - LICK YOUR THUMB WHEN HANDING OUT PAPERS

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2036: Be a One Piece fan

(I kid I kid)

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 hours ago, ShatteredDiamond said:

2033 - Say chicken jockey one more time...

*whispers* I know how you feel

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

16 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

2036: Be a One Piece fan

(I kid I kid)

2037. Be a No Piece fan

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

On 5/2/2025 at 7:15 PM, ShatteredDiamond said:

2032 - Be a plague

2033 - Say chicken jockey one more time...

2034 - Be obsessed with peoples ears

2035 - LICK YOUR THUMB WHEN HANDING OUT PAPERS

Chicken….

Jocky…

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

14 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Chicken….

Jocky…

I.. AM... STEVE

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I.. AM... STEVE

A STICK!

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

2038. Constantly convince people you are insane but act completely normal

[Annatar he/him]

2036. lick peoples noses 

2037. compare everything to mincraft

[ShatteredDiamond She/Her]

15 hours ago, Axehound said:

Chicken….

Jocky…

*shakes with rage*

*avoids Axehound like the plague*