125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1521. Call an infinity sign a lemniscate.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1522. read lemniscate as levitate

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1523. Levitate while reading lemniscate.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1522:Post fake Words of Brandon and use them in Coppermind articles

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1525. Fix the numbers.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

MDXXVI. Mix roman and arabian numerals. 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1527. Punch Vyz.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1528. Clap

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1529. T    V

          Y    E

          P    R

          E    T

                  I

                 C

                 A

                 L

                 Y

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1530: become a murderer.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1531. Become the Joker

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1532. Makes jokes about people dying

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1533: You wanna know how I got these scaaars

[Aeoryi she/her]

1534: read historical fiction books set in the future and then pretend like you know what everyone is going to do

1535: (chess) Have 17 long term plans to make a position stronghold on this square 

1536: Put lettuce in a lettuce

1537: Put ketchup in ketchup

1538: Paint an orange orange 

1539: stuff your stuffing 

1540: Insist vanilla ice cream is silver rather than white

1541: paint a salmon salmon

1542: paint a pinkie pink

1543: paint a blueberry blue

1544: paint a salmonberry salmon

1545: paint a hair white so you have "white hare"

1546: plant cabbage in the corpse of another cabbage annually

1547: kill a tree to use a fertilizer for your garden

1548: 1547 but with humans instead. You may interpret this as you wish.

1549: Use a computer virus to infect a computer virus, then claim you've made the ultimate disease.

1550: Research the future for a history project and then ask your friend to do all the work on Sunday night.

1551: Make a lighthouse dark.

1552: Name your horse "trojan" and ride into battle with it.

1553: attempt to Patent Godly powers like Christopher Roller:

1554: Use orange sticky notes.

1555: Express every percentage as a decimal ("Hey tom, what'd you get on the calc final?" "Oh, I got 0.7")

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1556. Repeat numbers in a giant list

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You didn’t, but imagine.

 

 

 

 

 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1557: Use ArrayLists instead of making a bunch of methods to make Arrays work like lists.

[strmblsd he/him]

1568. post on this thread more than 300 times (@Vyzkel)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

1568. post on this thread more than 300 times (@Vyzkel)

Whatever do you mean

1569. Have enough ideas on ways to be a menace to society to post over 300 times.

[strmblsd he/him]

1570. make people lose the game by legitimately just smiling at them. (i do this daily at school and it is hilarious)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1561. Fix the numbers

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

1561. Fix the numbers

1562. get caught trying to change the numbers and use this to hide your sin of changing the numbers 2 pages ago

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1653: Text all your friends the new bout the game

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1564. FIX THE NUMBERS

Edited January 22, 2025 by Through The Living Glass

[strmblsd he/him]

1664. thank glass for always fixing the numbers

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1566.fixthegoshdangnumbers

y'all