125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[strmblsd he/him]

839. Be mentally insane

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

839. Be at least a foot taller than every woman you know and unintentionally irritate them over their shortness.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

841. Fix the the dang numbers, while being tall.

[Mags she/they]

842. come back to a thread after months and join in without figuring out what's going on

[Vyzkel He/Him]

843. Be unphased by literally everything.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

844. Misspell words

[Mags she/they]

845. be phased by literally everything

[Vyzkel He/Him]

846. Phase through literally everything.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

847: Be Vision

[strmblsd he/him]

848. Have a vision

[Vyzkel He/Him]

849. Lose your vision, vision, and Vision.

 

[Longshot97 he/him]

850. Possess a chronic fear of vampires, and thus wear only the finest garlic-weave clothing. You ran out of holy water days ago, and no priest will get within a mile of you now.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

21 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*gasp* @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug IT'S YOU!!

haha

851. Walk  around  with  knives  everywhere  and  frequently  accidentally  poke  people with  them 

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

852. Never walk around with knives but somehow still accidentally poking people

[BlueWildRye he/him]

853. Discreetly feed cracked eggs to your chickens.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

854. Be a chicken and don't eat eggs.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

855. Turn your chickens into cannibals...

Edited August 12, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

856. Mmmm, humans are delicious!

[strmblsd he/him]

857. Be sick like me

[BlueWildRye he/him]

858. Cure strmblsd of sickness so his post is invalid.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

859. Cure everyone of all sickness except an unpreventable disease that makes them shrink.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

"Help me! Help me!"

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

860. Hate shrunken people

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

861. Love tiny people

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

862. Be a dwarf (or a tiefling).