Gnomes

[strmblsd he/him]

"Sneaking some of your guyses fries"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

"how DARE you- only 'just okay'"
*mixing*

*in a bad, southern, grandmotherly accent* "I'm traditional. Back in the South, we don't have all y'all's fancy "fry sauce." We had good old fashioned ketchup and BBQ sauce! Sometimes gravy, if you were crazy." *nom*

1 minute ago, strmblsd said:

"Sneaking some of your guyses fries"

*slaps hand away* "I'm not done talking yet!"

[Block he/him]

Fry sauce tastes horrible

[Wierdo he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*in a bad, southern, grandmotherly accent* "I'm traditional. Back in the South, we don't have all y'all's fancy "fry sauce." We had good old fashioned ketchup and BBQ sauce! Sometimes gravy, if you were crazy." *nom*

*slaps hand away* "I'm not done talking yet!"

"A old person taught me how to make it though-"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

"An old person from where?"

[Wierdo he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

"An old person from where?"

".  .  . utah"

[Experience he/him]

2 minutes ago, Block said:

Fry sauce tastes horrible

*GASP*

[Mags she/they]

3 minutes ago, Block said:

Fry sauce tastes horrible

I have no idea what's going on but how dare you

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Wierdo said:

".  .  . utah"

"AHAH! I KNEW IT!"

[Wierdo he/him]

3 minutes ago, Block said:

Fry sauce tastes horrible

"How DARE YOU-"

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

"AHAH! I KNEW IT!"

". . . but it's tasty-"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Wierdo said:

". . . but it's tasty-"

"True." *pulls fries out of frier* "BBQ sauce?"

[Block he/him]

Just now, Wierdo said:

". . . but it's tasty-"

No, it's not. Also it smells funny.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, Block said:

Fry sauce tastes horrible

"Meh." *sips ginger ale* 

[Block he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Meh." *sips ginger ale* 

"Can I have some ginger ale?"

[Wierdo he/him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Meh." *sips ginger ale* 

*puts fries on three plates, brings one for Grandparent, self, and if a guest wants some*
"I brought your weird sauce if you want that-"

Edited April 25, 2024 by Wierdo

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Block said:

"Can I have some ginger ale?"

"Of course." *gives ginger ale in a shot glass*

[Block he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

"Of course." *gives ginger ale in a shot glass*

"Did you put something in this?" *drinks ginger ale*

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

*as a potato refugee, watch in horror as you eat my potato brethren*

*flees to less crispy section of Spudgart*

Spoiler

Never heard of fry sauce with relish, I'll have to try that sometime

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

*puts fries on two plates, brings one for Grandparent, and self.*
"I brought your weird sauce if you want that-"

"Thank you, child."

3 minutes ago, Block said:

"Did you put something in this?" *drinks ginger ale*

"Nothing but ale. Any of y'all want some cane syrup?"

Edited April 25, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Block he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

"No. Any of y'all want some cane syrup?"

"What's that?"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Block said:

"What's that?"

*gasp* "Cane syrup?! Oh, sweetie, it is divine. It is the essence of goodness."

[Block he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*gasp* "Cane syrup?! Oh, sweetie, it is divine. It is the essence of goodness."

"Can I try it?"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, Block said:

"Can I try it?"

*eyes skeptically* "Hmm..."

[Block he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

*eyes skeptically* "Hmm..."

"I'll trade you a katana for it"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Block said:

"I'll trade you a katana for it"

*eyes katana skeptically*