Aon Tia she/her Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 Sighs but then taking a deep breath, straightens my shoulder, looks up ignoring the touch of hundreds of tentacles on my face, I said “So be it. The bane I wish of you motherspren is to bond with you as your bondsmith. To endure your company till I die, there is no bigger bane I think. Life before death, strength before weakness, Journey before destination!” 4
Honorless he/him Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 Oh snap! The Nightwatcher bursts into raucous laughter "what an enterprising human! clever, clever, very clever... hmm, very well, I shall grant it, Radiant, but!" you start to sweat profusely "I shall remain here, listening to petitions, I shall not deign to give my aid to Roshar in their time of need! Perhaps, in time you may convince me, with higher Ideals you may even coerce me! But until then, you shall remain here beside me, listening to foolish mortals wishing for foolish things, for that is your bane, my Knight!" 4
Aon Tia she/her Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 So instead of worrying about the apocalypse i get to chill here in this valley!! And get entertained by the piteous humans who come calling. Sign me up for it. 2
One_Armed he/him Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 That was glorious! I wish to be the nightwatcher
Aon Tia she/her Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Honorless said: I want to hold a Shard of Adonalsium that is compatible with me As a newly bondsmith, I shall grant you this boon, you are ambition and you held the shard that best suited you, but alas, odium shattered you and you lie waiting become vengeance bidding your time I wish to cultivation directly, because NW shall not hear it, looks sideways progress quickly in my oaths, so that I can persuade NW to come out the valley 1
Aon Tia she/her Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, One_Armed said: That was glorious! I wish to be the nightwatcher Thank you, your wish is granted and you are now my bonded godspren! I wish now for you to leave this valley, and let us go visit urithiru 1
One_Armed he/him Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 Mist is crawling around us. as the mist fade away you notice that we are in a forest, the forest of the nightwatcher! nearbay stands a small model of urithiru. I wish that all the banes will disappear and only the boons will stay. 1
Aon Tia she/her Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 (edited) 24 minutes ago, One_Armed said: I wish that all the banes will disappear and only the boons will stay. NW looks at you with a glint in her eye, wait is that a smile I see, what could it mean, she says in a singsong voice granted, every thing you shall speak shall come true. Dawn arrives and you step out into the world happy. One week later, you are sitting by the road weeping, passersby stop to ask you but you are afraid to speak. Everything you speak comes true but not at all in the way you wish for. You don’t know what is boon or bane anymore! You see NW could not understand what u wishes for, so she gave you something weird. i wish to go to ashyn to live in those floating cities Edited October 23, 2019 by The traveller 2
Honorless he/him Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 25 minutes ago, The traveller said: NW looks at you with a glint in her eye, wait is that a smile I see, what could it mean, she says in a singsong voice granted, every thing you shall speak shall come true. Dawn arrives and you step out into the world happy. One week later, you are sitting by the road weeping, passersby stop to ask you but you are afraid to speak. Everything you speak comes true but not at all in the way you wish for. You don’t know what is boon or bane anymore! You see NW could not understand what u wishes for, so she gave you something weird. i wish to go to ashyn to live in those floating cities That is something that the Nightwatcher does... poor petitioner "Floating cities of Ashyn, you say? I loves Ashyn, especially their magic system! Granted! You get cancer! But don't worry! The unbearable pain also gifts you with immortality via physical invulnerability against all things!" I wish for a Power Ring (not Ring of Power! Important distinction there, I want to be a Lantern not a Dark Lord!)
+Ed Venture Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 Granted, however you have an Orange Lantern eternally hunting you down. I wish that everyone on the Shard was teleported to a room large enough to fit everyone with plentiful food, drink, and WiFi.
Honorless he/him Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 48 minutes ago, Butt Ad Venture said: Granted, however you have an Orange Lantern eternally hunting you down. I wish that everyone on the Shard was teleported to a room large enough to fit everyone with plentiful food, drink, and WiFi. Oof, really should have seen that coming.. Oh no, but that boon is so sweet, what to do... Hmm... Granted, the drinks are stale though. (After discussion, we could all just go out together, preferably a park, have drinks there) or... I wish for the next wisher to cancel out the curse I was forced to give to Butt
Mushroom Catalog he/him Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 Granted, the curse is canceled. However, you can't ever put the wifi password in correctly for the sharder party. Sharty? Parder?
Honorless he/him Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 18 minutes ago, Mushroom Catalog said: Granted, the curse is canceled. However, you can't ever put the wifi password in correctly for the sharder party. Sharty? Parder? Acceptable. I can use my own net. Since your wish was consumed due to my previous wish, I should probably launch this off again I wish for the ability to project forcefields
+Ed Venture Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 Granted, however any damage the forcefield receives is instantly inflicted upon you. I wish for endless PVC pipe.
NameIess Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 (edited) Granted, you will have an endless supply of PVC pipe. your curse is that you will never be able to use it correctly. I wish for a chicken. Edited October 23, 2019 by Llstml
Honorless he/him Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, Llstml said: Granted, you will have an endless supply of PVC pipe. your curse is that you will never be able to use it correctly. I wish for a chicken. Granted, you are served on a plate to a chicken. A very large chicken. I wish for a cornucopia Edited October 24, 2019 by Honorless
NameIess Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 14 minutes ago, Honorless said: Granted, you are served on a plate to a chicken. A very large chicken. I am content, I knew that this day would come, Chick-Fil-A is simply too popular, I wish you all good luck in the coming poultry apocalypse. 1
Honorless he/him Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Llstml said: I am content, I knew that this day would come, Chick-Fil-A is simply too popular, I wish you all good luck in the coming poultry apocalypse. Haha! Don't be so morose, @Llstml! You can still eat the chicken! You'll just have to fight for the right!
NameIess Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 No, I will accept my fate with honor and bravery.
FictionSpren he/him Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 I wish to be able to defy logic and be right 'Dont try it. Logic dosnt work on wayne.' 'i bought a ward against it. it lets me add two and two and get pickle.'
Honorless he/him Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, FictionSpren2019 said: I wish to be able to defy logic and be right 'Dont try it. Logic dosnt work on wayne.' 'i bought a ward against it. it lets me add two and two and get pickle.' Granted, you can no longer interact with reality now 1 hour ago, Honorless said: Granted, you are served on a plate to a chicken. A very large chicken. I wish for a cornucopia I'd already made a wish
+Doomstick he/him Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 (edited) Granted, you get a horn of plenty, plenty of poisonous gas i which for TwoSet to play more kachikawawa caprices Edited October 24, 2019 by The Last Post
Aon Tia she/her Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 1 hour ago, The Last Post said: i which for TwoSet to play more kachikawawa caprices Granted you play it beautifully too, but anyone who listens to your music instantly become sleeping beauties and you, my friend, can not stop playing it. That is what you will do for all eternity. I wish to be the first person to land on Mars and return to earth safely and be physically and mentally healthy and become very popular. 1
FictionSpren he/him Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 (edited) Granted. Mars is your home now. You forever wish to return there. You shall never return and shall be haunted by this fact and Those who love you will turn away from your negative attitude towards earth and its inhabitants. You are famous and all wish to see you. To bad you find 'earthlings' spiteful and their foolish love of this planet. Edited October 24, 2019 by FictionSpren2019
FictionSpren he/him Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 Oh. r fgeurger hbfaeirblfvsouhdzfjbgkjsedrhcvlsdjrfbgisurldvlcjdrkdxdsx ............................................................................................................
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