Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

I wish to be a copper Ferring in real life, so I don't have to forget pressing/vital things.

[+Doomstick he/him]

granted, you forget to store memories, so you still forget

I wish for tBW

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

What does that mean?

[+Doomstick he/him]

the Burning White (light bringer 5)

[AonEne he/him]

On 9/24/2019 at 10:50 AM, Mushroom Catalog said:

The computer simulation becomes sentient and asks the nightwatcher to make it unsentient so it doesn't have to sit here and run humans and furrets in circles for all eternity.

The Nightwatcher does so, giving it the bane of running things in circles anyway, just not knowing it. 

8 hours ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

I wish that I could unlock dry bones in Mario Cart World Tour.

Granted, but it’s not as fun as you hoped it would be. 

5 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I wish for some donuts

Granted, but you have to give me one. 

1 hour ago, The Last Post said:

I wish for tBW

Granted, but it’s just as inappropriate as the rest of the series. 

I wish people’s wishes would stop getting skipped over. 

[FatherTiempo he/him]

I wish for a magical cream-colored suit that makes me impervious to all ill from magical elements from, but not limited to, investiture and other Cosmere related powers.

 

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Granted, now only yours are skipped.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

6 hours ago, AonEne said:

Granted, but it’s just as inappropriate as the rest of the series.

*skips those parts*

[overlord stick]

6 hours ago, AonEne said:

Granted, but it’s just as inappropriate as the rest of the series. 

Some people would say that's a boon.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

2 hours ago, FatherTiempo said:

I wish for a magical cream-colored suit that makes me impervious to all ill from magical elements from, but not limited to, investiture and other Cosmere related powers.

 

 

Granted, but it’s incredibly weak physically, and tears fairly easy. Basically, you just have a more comfortable aluminum suit.

I wish for Musician Mario in the one and only Mario Kart Tour

[AonEne he/him]

3 hours ago, Lord Furret said:

Some people would say that's a boon.

Those people are wrong. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

^^true dat

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

^^^*Talks like a black gospel woman*  Mmmmhmm oh yes can I get an amen? Amen to that, amen. MmmHMM.

[+Doomstick he/him]

10 hours ago, AonEne said:

Those people are wrong. 

*agrees*

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I wish for my previous wish to be granted.

[CadCom he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that you have to reboot your computer every 20 minutes for the rest of your life.

I wish to have no enemies

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, you’re universally loved, and bring world peace to everyone, but deep down, you always have the constant though of what would happen if anyone remembered you on Opposite Day.

I wish for some good music!

Edited September 27, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

...what would happen if anyone remembered you on Opposite Day.

I wish for some good music!

Oh my storms, this is going to haunt me. 

Granted! Look up any and all RWBY music. (This Will Be The Day, Rising, and Indomitable are good starting points.) Your curse is that you are now addicted to this music. 

I wish my rats would never die. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

16 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Oh my storms, this is going to haunt me. 

Granted! Look up any and all RWBY music. (This Will Be The Day, Rising, and Indomitable are good starting points.) Your curse is that you are now addicted to this music. 

I wish my rats would never die. 

Granted. They live on. And on. And on. Soon enough, you’re almost dead, and yet they still live on. You die, and after centuries, they’re still living, but they’ve been growing. Their minds have begun to evolve, and over many years, they finally reach human-level sentience. They recruit an army of all kinds of rats and mice for war against humans, as it is the only logical choice to save their species. Pet rats, sewer rats, ROUSes, field mice, city mice, and everything in between all heed the call, and gather together in the sewers of New York. With one unified squeak, they charge the city, wipe out everybody, and begin their campaign across the world. In a mere matters of months, the rats have overcome humankind, despite how evolved their technology had become over the years. Your rats that you wished immortal have began granting a mind to every living rodent on the planet. They grow, and prosper. Eventually, a schism arises between the rats and the mice. A civil war the likes the universe has never seen before takes place, and in the end, the mice finally emerge victorious. Billions of lives have been lost though, and there is a great mourning among the mice. So the mice take the next step. They enhance their intelligence once again, becoming so smart that emotion becomes meaningless. They become the smartest species on the planet, not unlike the mice in another book written by the humans. Eons pass, and soon, the mice have grown to understand the secrets of the universe. With that knowledge, they go mad. It’s too much for even their minds to handle. They go back to Earth with what sanity they have remaining, and decide to devolve back to the way they were in the beginning. And so the Wheel of Time turns, Ages coming to pass...

Oh yeah, and your bane is that you suddenly crave eggplants.

I wish for some nice earbuds to listen to the music!

Edited September 27, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[CadCom he/him]

17 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Oh my storms, this is going to haunt me. 

Granted! Look up any and all RWBY music. (This Will Be The Day, Rising, and Indomitable are good starting points.) Your curse is that you are now addicted to this music. 

I wish my rats would never die. 

Granted. They become hosts to a mind-altering virus that keeps them alive forever. Unfortunately, this virus has a different effect on humans, and causes a zombie apocalypse. Then all the zombies eventually die of hunger. You've brought about the end of the human race. 

I wish that opposite day never happens.

[AonEne he/him]

So both of you decided to have me end humanity? Gah, I really need to get a new hobby. Mmm, like eating eggplants... 

7 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I wish for some nice earbuds to listen to the music!

Granted, but you have to tell Ene if you like the music or not (if you listened to it). 

4 minutes ago, Cadmium Compounder said:

I wish that opposite day never happens.

Granted! However, the opposite of the opposite of Opposite Day happens. 

I wish I craved cookies instead of eggplants. Not spiked cookies; TUBA cookies. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

18 minutes ago, Cadmium Compounder said:

Granted. They become hosts to a mind-altering virus that keeps them alive forever. Unfortunately, this virus has a different effect on humans, and causes a zombie apocalypse. Then all the zombies eventually die of hunger. You've brought about the end of the human race. 

Hehe, both of us had the rats humankind. I don’t know whether or not I should be disturbed...

Edit: @AonEne, I took a gander (or whatever it’s hearing equivalent is) at the music, and I like it! Very energetic, and upbeat with a lot of rocking out

Edited September 27, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[AonEne he/him]

14 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I took a gander (or whatever it’s hearing equivalent is) at the music, and I like it! Very energetic, and upbeat with a lot of rocking out

Yay! What song was it? 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

6 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Yay! What song was it? 

All of ‘em! (Or at least the ones you recommended)

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

All of ‘em! (Or at least the ones you recommended)

*joyspren* 

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Watch the show it’s awesome ahhhhh 

 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

*joyspren* 

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Watch the show it’s awesome ahhhhh 

 

I’ll see what I can do! I’ve only watched one slightly anime related show before (Avatar; I know there’s some dispute as to whether or not it’s an anime or not) so I don’t know if I’d like it or not