Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The Nightwatcher merely laughed, then made it more popular. And the fight-scene longer.

i wish to make a three day necro

[Silva]

Nightwatcher looks at you and raises an eyebrow. "You came to me for that?"

Then she sends you on your way without a Boon or a Bane because if you want to make a three day necro, you don't need to bother her.

 

I wish the breadmunks would return once more in all their glory to TLT.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but they start to wage war against the ghanderflafflles.

I wish for doughnuts

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

The Nightwatcher gave you doughnuts, but each one was filled with mayonnaise.

 

I wish that I had a llama ranch.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

*silently weeps*

[+Ark1002]

42 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

The Nightwatcher gave you doughnuts, but each one was filled with mayonnaise.

 

I wish that I had a llama ranch.

Granted, but they'll all die of plague within the week

I wish to be an amazing publishing author

Edited June 12, 2019 by Ax's Boyfriend

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but you will never be as good as Brandon Sanderson himself.

 

 

I wish I could go to Billie Eilish’s concert.

[+Doomstick he/him]

4 hours ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted, but you will never be as good as Brandon Sanderson himself.

 

 

I wish I could go to Billie Eilish’s concert.

Granted, but you don’t go anyways

i wish the forum games subforum counted for posts

[BringerofShadows she/her]

2 hours ago, Doomstick said:

Granted, but you don’t go anyways

i wish the forum games subforum counted for posts

Granted. 

 

 

I wish I had decided to go to one of Billie Eilish’s concerts.

[+Doomstick he/him]

2 hours ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted. 

 

 

I wish I had decided to go to one of Billie Eilish’s concerts.

Granted, you forget

i wish for social competence 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

8 hours ago, Doomstick said:

Granted, you forget

i wish for social competence 

Granted, but people still think you are social incompetent, so they don’t allow you into their social cliques. 

 

I wish I passed my Physics test.

[Elend Venture he/him]

Granted, but the teacher hates you and stabs you in the thigh with a letter opener.

 

I wish the Nightwatcher gave less harsh banes.

[Vogelsang he/him]

2 hours ago, ElendVenture said:

Granted, but the teacher hates you and stabs you in the thigh with a letter opener.

 

I wish the Nightwatcher gave less harsh banes.

Granted. She now gives people pecan pies instead.

*The Nightwatcher slides you a pecan pie*

 

I wish the Nightwatcher made better pies.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. Now she makes key lime pies. *slides key lime pie to @Taradiddle*

 

 

 

I wish I could have some lemon meringue pie.

[+Doomstick he/him]

2 hours ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted. Now she makes key lime pies. *slides key lime pie to @Taradiddle*

 

 

 

I wish I could have some lemon meringue pie.

Granted, you also get a key lime pie

i wish the nightwatcher gave out passionfruit tarts out as banes

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Here you are.” The Nightwatcher hands you a plate of passion fruit tarts in the shape of the Batman villain Bane.

I wish the summer months weren’t so hot.

[Silva]

The Nightwatcher send you to a place called Antarctica. She doesn't give you a way to get home though or any clothing for the cold.

I wish to recieve no wish. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. *slides Silva a mud pie*

 

 

 

I wish that I didn’t weigh more than 120 pounds.

Edited June 14, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Elend Venture he/him]

Granted, but all of the Nightwatcher's pies were poisoned with 7 grams of cyanide each. *throws lethally poisoned keylime pie to Shadow*

 

I wish that I have yearbook style pictures of everyone in the Shard.

Edited June 14, 2019 by ElendVenture

[Lunamor she/her]

4 minutes ago, ElendVenture said:

I wish that I have yearbook style pictures of everyone in the Shard.

Granted, you get arrested for identity theft. 

*Nightwatcher hands you an apple pie* 

 

I wish for the ability to use all ten surges.

Edited June 14, 2019 by Lunamor

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

Granted, you get arrested for identity theft. 

*Nightwatcher hands you an apple pie* 

 

I wish for the ability to use all ten surges.

Granted, Yelig-Nar takes over your brain

 

I wish for tLT to reunite

[Elend Venture he/him]

Granted, but Mr. Wheedlenose controls every member telepathically.

 

I wish that there was not a man in a dark cloak with a kitchen knife standing at my back door.

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 minute ago, ElendVenture said:

Granted, but Mr. Wheedlenose controls every member telepathically.

 

I wish that there was not a man in a dark cloak with a kitchen knife standing at my back door.

granted, it's a poisoned dagger

 

I wish for more wishes

[Elend Venture he/him]

Granted, but you accidentally wish that the world would be taken over by evil rainbow illuminati lizards with 3 meter long pikes that look like ant eater trunks.

 

I wish that the new condition of the world was less depressing.

Edited June 15, 2019 by ElendVenture

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, instead you just have global warming, wars everywhere, poverty found in many countries, etc.

I wish to convince @Rosharan A.C. to use mobile instead of computer, due to easier access.