Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[ShardShaper he/him]

10 hours ago, Emperor Stick said:

Granted, they offer spiked meat and vegetables instead.

I wish to live in the cosmere.

Granted. you are a skaa who is sent to the pits of hathsin, and you die immediately.

I wish to be a shard. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

57 minutes ago, ShardShaper said:

Granted. you are a skaa who is sent to the pits of hathsin, and you die immediately.

I wish to be a shard. 

Granted, you become the shard of Stupidity. You control a planet where people have the ability to do incredibly stupid things using investiture. They all die within minutes, and then you offer yourself to be splintered by Odium.

I wish to be able to write a good essay

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but it only comes out in Old English.

 

 

 

I wish for a genie (specifically a blue one that looks like Will Smith) to grant me more wishes.

[overlord stick]

Granted, but it can't grant wishes.

I wish for the third stranger things season to be out already.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, it sucks.

 

 

 

I wish I was able to watch Stranger Things.

[Karger he/him]

Granted, an appropriate amount of money is deducted from your bank account

I wish that Brandon Sanderson could write at several times his current pace without it effecting the writing quality.

[overlord stick]

Granted, but he dies before he can publish any more books.

I wish I was rich.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

6 minutes ago, Emperor Stick said:

Granted, but he dies before he can publish any more books.

I wish I was rich.

Granted. Then you get arrested for money laundering.

 

I wish people would shut up.

[overlord stick]

Granted, you cannot hear or see anymore.

I wish Moash would burn,

[Karger he/him]

Wow that was unexpected

I wish to bond a cryptic

Sorry about the double post

 

Granted you are now deafened

I wish that Brandon Sanderson will publish all the books in the Cosmere in record time.

Edited April 15, 2019 by Karger

[overlord stick]

double post AND ninja'd

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

5 hours ago, Emperor Stick said:

Granted, you cannot hear or see anymore.

I wish Moash would burn,

Granted, absolutely NO curse, for this wish transcends all other possible wishes

 

I wish that I could think of a good thing to wish for

[AonEne he/him]

5 hours ago, Karger said:

I wish to bond a cryptic

I wish that Brandon Sanderson will publish all the books in the Cosmere in record time.

Granted, but Moash is now alive and fine, and granted, but Moash is now immortal.

2 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, absolutely NO curse, for this wish transcends all other possible wishes

I wish that I could think of a good thing to wish for

The Nightwatcher whispers a good thing to wish for in your ear: "Wish for a bane only, that the balance may be set right."

I wish for @Truthless of Shinovar to do the above.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Just now, AonEne said:

Granted, but Moash is now alive and fine, and granted, but Moash is now immortal.

The Nightwatcher whispers a good thing to wish for in your ear: "Wish for a bane only, that the balance may be set right."

I wish for @Truthless of Shinovar to do the above.

Ooh, granted, but now you are forced to read a separate 10 book series about Moash, which Brandon spends the rest of his life writing, thus never finishing all his other cosmere works.

I wish for a bane only

[overlord stick]

Granted, you are now Moash.

I wish Shaladin was canon.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 minute ago, Emperor Stick said:

Granted, you are now Moash.

Wait... no... NOOOOOOOOO

[AonEne he/him]

2 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

...you are forced to read a separate 10 book series about Moash, which Brandon spends the rest of his life writing, thus never finishing all his other cosmere works.

RIP. Enjoy a ten-book series about yourself, according to Per

2 minutes ago, Emperor Stick said:

I wish Shaladin was canon.

The Nightwatcher informs you that Ene will murder you once you leave the Valley. Shaladin is canon...but now you either have to stay there forever, or I avenge Shadolin by killing you.

I wish Shadolin was canon again so I didn't have to fight you.

[overlord stick]

Granted, but Adolin dies a horrible and gruesome death and never becomes radiant and shallan hooks with kaladin anyway. get shreked.

I wish to not be murdered by Ene once she reads this.

 

Edited April 16, 2019 by Emperor Stick

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 minute ago, Emperor Stick said:

Granted, but Adolin dies a horrible and gruesome death and never becomes radiant.

I wish to not be murdered by Ene once she reads this.

 

Granted, but Ene comes in the valley to murder you anyway

I wish not to be Moash

Edited April 16, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[overlord stick]

She can transcend boons?!

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 minute ago, Emperor Stick said:

She can transcend boons?!

She's going to try to murder you, so you better get wishing!

[overlord stick]

3 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I wish not to be Moash

 

Granted, you are now Vyre.

I wish to be invulnerable so Ene can't kill me.

[AonEne he/him]

One. Two. Three. I smile as I move forward. Never have I dueled an invulnerable human before. Flickering from character to character, my mind is not my own, nor is my appearance. Another step. Another. I'm in the Valley now, raising a weapon that shifts from one thing to another. Closer. Closer.

[overlord stick]

SCUD SCUD SCUD IM OUT

[AonEne he/him]

Closer. Closer. Per tries to run, but he's lost in the Valley's vines. The Nightwatcher lives up to her name, watching my advance impassively. Closer. Closer with each step.