Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Ink he/him]

21 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

Granted, but to fill your metalminds, they have to ALL be filled at the same time.

I wish End would divorce Galladon, and instead get married to ME already.

Granted. End marries you instead of Galladon (who is end anyways?) 

Your bane is that anytime you see each other, you break out in hives

I wish that @AonEne and @Apollyon would hurry up and get married BECAUSE I'M SICK OF WAITING ITS BEEN TWO+ WEEKS WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Edited September 25, 2018 by Inklingspren

[Apollyon he/him]

1 hour ago, Inklingspren said:

Granted. End marries you instead of Galladon (who is end anyways?) 

Your bane is that anytime you see each other, you break out in hives

I wish that @AonEne and @Apollyon would hurry up and get married BECAUSE I'M SICK OF WAITING ITS BEEN TWO+ WEEKS WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Granted, but hurrying up is relative, so we continue going at the same pace, waiting for Sami's bridal shower and Stars and Spheres. (Beautiful name, BTW)

I wish that @Ashspren would tell me what the dress looks like already... I'm anticipating it a little too much.

[goody153]

Granted, Ashspren tells you about the dress and it is beautiful. You bane is that Ashspren learns a dirty little secret from you that instantly ruin your life and marriage. She now has a prime blackmail material.

I wish that your wedding would have golden doves

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted. However, word gets out that, in order to create these golden doves, real doves were slaughtered and Soulstamped into gold. This will ruin quite a many reputations.

I wish for a telescoping stapler.

[Ink he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that you become nearsighted, and no amout of corrective lenses or procedures can fix it.

 

I wish to be an Avenger.

Edited September 26, 2018 by Inklingspren

[goody153]

Granted but you became an avenger by the time Thanos was personally gathering the infinity stone. Yep good luck getting on the luckier half of the conclusion.

I wish to find a great book that the setting utilizes magic, technology and medieval weapons for combat like some Final Fantasy worlds(seriously if you have any suggestions of this bump me) 

[Ink he/him]

Granted, It's mistborn Era 3. Your bane is that you can never remember what page you are on or use a bookmark.

I wish to know something that no one knows.

[Inky]

52 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

Granted, It's mistborn Era 3. Your bane is that you can never remember what page you are on or use a bookmark.

I wish to know something that no one knows.

Granted. You know one word from one chapter in Dragonsteel Book 2

I wish to be able to use every surge without Yelig-Nar, Honorblades, or Sprenbonds

[Shadeshadow227]

1 hour ago, QueenOfInk said:

Granted. You know one word from one chapter in Dragonsteel Book 2

I wish to be able to use every surge without Yelig-Nar, Honorblades, or Sprenbonds

Granted, but without Stormlight to fuel them, as you're on Earth, you cannot access the Surges in order to use them.

I wish for Duralumin Feruchemy.

[Inky]

1 hour ago, Shadeshadow227 said:

Granted, but without Stormlight to fuel them, as you're on Earth, you cannot access the Surges in order to use them.

I wish for Duralumin Feruchemy.

Granted, but you will be stuck on a Shardworld with no Duralumin

I wish to become a god

[Zath he/him]

32 minutes ago, QueenOfInk said:

I wish to become a god

Granted.  Your boon is that you become Goddess of Ink (instead of QueenOfInk ).  People now blame you for the outrageous prices of ink cartridges for their printers.  Artists and calligraphers love you, though.

Your bane is that you always forget to return a person's pen after they let you borrow it, and you end up stealing the pen by accident.  Your home eventually becomes a legendary repository for lost writing implements.  Intrepid explorers are always invading your house with no regard for your privacy, searching for the fabled Pen a la Multi-Colour.  It's really annoying.

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I wish that french fries could be healthy without losing any of their deliciousness.

[Inky]

6 minutes ago, Zath said:

Granted.  Your boon is that you become Goddess of Ink (instead of QueenOfInk ).  People now blame you for the outrageous prices of ink cartridges for their printers.  Artists and calligraphers love you, though.

Your bane is that you always forget to return a person's pen after they let you borrow it, and you end up stealing the pen by accident.  Your home eventually becomes a legendary repository for lost writing implements.  Intrepid explorers are always invading your house with no regard for your privacy, searching for the fabled Pen a la Multi-Colour.  It's really annoying.

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I wish that french fries could be healthy without losing any of their deliciousness.

Granted! However, you can never eat them again

 

I wish to be able to use every magic system in the Cosmere

 

[Shadeshadow227]

5 minutes ago, QueenOfInk said:

Granted! However, you can never eat them again

 

I wish to be able to use every magic system in the Cosmere

 

Granted. Your bane is that you are now Hoid, without his cleverness and immortality.

I wish to be a gold compounder.

[Tglassy]

Granted, but you are allergic to touching gold.

 

I wish to move back to Texas.  

[Ink he/him]

1 hour ago, Tglassy said:

Granted, but you are allergic to touching gold.

 

I wish to move back to Texas.  

Granted. Your bane is that you become albino, and therefore sunburn very easially.

I wish to be a master chef

Edited September 27, 2018 by Inklingspren

[Gray to he/him]

2 hours ago, Inklingspren said:

Granted. Your bane is that you become albino, and therefore sunburn very easially.

I wish to be a master chef

Granted but Gordon Ramsey is always hanging around you while you're cooking. He'll either scream at you for messing up, or yell in praise for you amazing dish. Either way he's screaming at you.

I wish math and chemistry were easier to understand

[BitBitio he/him]

Granted, but you lose all other connections and understandings you possess. 

I wish for someone to slap me.

[Tglassy]

Granted, but you will feel the pain of that slap forever. 

 

I wish to make more Financial Services sales this week for my business.

[Ink he/him]

Granted, but soon after, you go out of buisness. Tough luck...

 

I wish to know the answers to RAFO'd questions.

[Ashertliden]

Granted, but for every answer you lose a childhood memory. 

 

I wish that my next curse applied to both me and the giver of the curse. 

[Shadeshadow227]

3 minutes ago, Kal-Eldin said:

Granted, but for every answer you lose a childhood memory. 

 

I wish that my next curse applied to both me and the giver of the curse. 

Granted. Your bane is that there is no bane for the person to get.

I wish to become an iron/steel Twinborn.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Granted, You can Ironpull and steelrun. But you obtained them through hemalurgy.

I wish to be an inquisitor.

[Shadeshadow227]

22 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said:

Granted, You can Ironpull and steelrun. But you obtained them through hemalurgy.

I wish to be an inquisitor.

Granted. Your bane is that a psychotic Soother, with the help of a Nicroburst, has taken control of you through the many Hemalurgic spikes you are pierced with, puppeting you for their amusement.

I wish to be a Zinc Compounder.

[Ink he/him]

Granted. However, each time you compound you lose some natural mental speed, until compounding is all you can do to match other people's intelligence.

I wish to have a servant who obeys my every order.

[Gray to he/him]

55 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

Granted. However, each time you compound you lose some natural mental speed, until compounding is all you can do to match other people's intelligence.

I wish to have a servant who obeys my every order.

Granted, but the servant's only mode of traveling is cartwheeling.

I wish to understand every language