Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Ashspren]

15 minutes ago, Zath said:

I wish for the ability to safely fly any kite as if it were a hang glider.

Granted, but the kite has invisible holes in it. The Nightwatcher laughs as you try-- and fail— to hang glide. 

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I wish for the ability to always do the good thing at the right time.

[goody153]

Granted, but any of your "good thing at the right time" always eventually backfires at you horribly. But hey at least you're one clutch bastard

I wish to have the time of my life

 

[AonEne he/him]

Please don't curse.

Granted. You are given a piece of paper with your birthday on it.

I wish for Puns and Roses to come back. (Yes, I know what I just asked for. There are others who know too.)

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

2 hours ago, AonEne said:

I wish for Puns and Roses to come back. (Yes, I know what I just asked for. There are others who know too.)

Granted. Axl Rose again, McKagan got off his Duff and Slash stitched them all back together.

Now their singing such classics as:

"Sweet grandchild of mine" and 

"Welcome to the Assisted Living Facility"

Your bane is that you have to be their Roadie.

 

I wish that I had a speed bubble that would engage when I slept so that I could sleep for 12 hours every day in the space of 1 normal hour.

[Glaedr Firnen he/him]

Granted. You will always know both what time it currently is, and how long before you die.

I wish for an Honorspren to bond.

Shoot. I keep accidentally commenting on the end of the last page. Ignore the granted part, as it was for the last wish on page 193.

 

Edited August 31, 2018 by Glaedr Firnen

[AonEne he/him]

23 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

Granted. Axl Rose again, McKagan got off his Duff and Slash stitched them all back together.

Now their singing such classics as:

"Sweet grandchild of mine" and 

"Welcome to the Assisted Living Facility"

Your bane is that you have to be their Roadie.

I have no idea what you just said.

Granted. However, the honorspren hates the Nightwatcher for forcing them into this and hates you for asking.

I wish for money.

[Rebecca she/her]

Granted. The Nightwatcher bestows upon you a single diamond chip. However, it breaks as soon as you touch it.

I wish for a pineapple to make an appearance every single day of my life.

[Jehoiada he/him]

Granted, but it's an ugly pineapple.

I wish for someone to recognize the quote I just made.

 

[goody153]

Granted everybody in earth knows the quote now (may I read the quote) but everybody thinks it was written by somebody else instead .

I wish to live in a place that will completely change my life 

[Invested nerd]

14 hours ago, goody153 said:

I wish to live in a place that will completely change my life 

Granted, but neither your family nor your friends can visit you so you live a depressed and isolated life of loneliness. 

I wish for a new album from florence+the machine. 

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but you hate it.

I wish for insanity in the post of the person fulfilling this request.

[Ink he/him]

20 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Granted, but you hate it.

I wish for insanity in the post of the person fulfilling this request.

Granted, but you also become insane. Many people do consider me insane so... HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOMY.

I wish to be transported into a story of my choosing.

[goody153]

Granted, sure sure you end up in the story of your choosing but that story undergoes an apocalypse OF MY CHOOSING. muahahahhaa 

I wish that insanity helps me in a good way

[WhiteEmporer]

10 hours ago, goody153 said:

I wish that insanity helps me in a good way

Granted. You  now have the many personalities of the character from Sanderson's book Legion.
However, all of your personalities share an urge to insult you constantly. 

I wish for Adonalsium to be reformed--just for a moment--so that he can use infinite power and wisdom to create the most infinitely delicious piece of bacon in the universe. And then I want to eat it. 
Also please don't take my taste buds. 

[sopranospren she/her]

4 hours ago, WhiteEmporer said:

Granted. You  now have the many personalities of the character from Sanderson's book Legion.
However, all of your personalities share an urge to insult you constantly. 

I wish for Adonalsium to be reformed--just for a moment--so that he can use infinite power and wisdom to create the most infinitely delicious piece of bacon in the universe. And then I want to eat it. 
Also please don't take my taste buds. 

Granted. You are suddenly strictly vegetarian and cannot eat the bacon. 

 

I wish for a spren to be my friend. 

[The Deity he/him]

Granted, you have will have the best tasting piece of bacon in the entire universe.

But, every other food will taste dull and bland in comparison and you will be forever tormented by the lack of flavor in everything. Resulting in you exterminating all pigs, and deeming them all unworthy of producing any more bacon.

Now that that's over I wish for dragons to have existed and that to have them replace dogs as man's best friend. 

[supersmith]

Granted, but no one can afford them because they eat so much. 

I wish for non-messy way to eat a burrito. 

[sopranospren she/her]

56 minutes ago, supersmith said:

Granted, but no one can afford them because they eat so much. 

I wish for non-messy way to eat a burrito. 

Granted. Your hands each turn into a fork and a knife. 

I wish for magic powers. 

[Glaedr Firnen he/him]

3 minutes ago, sopranospren said:

I wish for magic powers. 

Granted. However, everyone else in the world also gets magic powers, so you aren't special.

I wish for all the time in the world. (Literally, I wish to have legal ownership rights for all of the time that ever has or will pass, ever)

Edited September 10, 2018 by Glaedr Firnen

[The Deity he/him]

57 minutes ago, Glaedr Firnen said:

Granted. However, everyone else in the world also gets magic powers, so you aren't special.

I wish for all the time in the world. (Literally, I wish to have legal ownership rights for all of the time that ever has or will pass, ever)

Granted. 

But you have to manage every minuscule moment of EVERYONES lives so that they follow what is supposed to happen, and detail in a report what will happen in the next 100 years. And if a mistake is spotted that doesn't match the report you shall be duly prosecuted in court. 

Which leads to a revised report being sent out that is adjusted to the mistakes made, and this report encompasses the next 200 years. 

I wish for the ability to have all my homework/tasks done CORRECTLY for the next 50 years.

[Nothing-Ridiculous he/him]

56 minutes ago, The Deity said:

I wish for the ability to have all my homework/tasks done CORRECTLY for the next 50 years.

Granted, but it’s all plagiarized 

 

I wish for the ability to create drawings  that look realistic 

Edited September 11, 2018 by Nothing-Ridiculous

[goody153]

Granted, in fact it's too realistic that people start to think it's a picture and nobody ever believes that you drew it. Even when you drew it in from of them.

I wish to meet the people i admire 

[supersmith]

Granted but they always think your a criminal and call the cops on you.

I wish for $12.87

Edited September 11, 2018 by supersmith

[sopranospren she/her]

56 minutes ago, supersmith said:

Granted but they always think your a criminal and call the cops on you.

I wish for $12.87

Granted, but it's on a broken debit card. 

 

I wish to talk to hoid for an hour.

[goody153]

Granted, you get to talk to his corpse(hey you never said he had to respond) for an hour.

I wish to gain the knowledge of the secrets of the universe