Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[AonEne he/him]

4 minutes ago, InvertShard said:

Granted, but you cannot read any books Brandon Sanderson writes after that, it just looks like gibberish.

I wish I was never afraid and could still fly.

Granted, but you can now only fly when you're angry. There are a lot of emotions, you know...

But I do understand. Subverting or trying to subvert the Nightwatcher's banes can be fun. Which is why I wish for the ability to read all of Brandon's books again, as well as everyone else's, and still want to.

[InvertShard he/him]

Granted but you cannot read any of your other favorite books (There are a lot of books you know).

I wish I could fly no matter what emotions I have at the time.

[AonEne he/him]

4 minutes ago, AonEne said:

s well as everyone else's,

Sorry, but I thought of that

[InvertShard he/him]

I just realized that, so you cannot read anything other than fantasy novels, including the internet (and the 17th shard website).

My wish still stands.

[Snipexe he/him]

Granted, but you can only fly at 1mph and at a height of 1 inch

[InvertShard he/him]

That's not flying. That's hovering.

[Kidpen he/him]

16 minutes ago, InvertShard said:

That's not flying. That's hovering.

It counts. Nightwatcher don't care about semantics.

I wish @Snipexe had come up with a wish.

[Snipexe he/him]

1 minute ago, Kidpen said:

It counts. Nightwatcher don't care about semantics.

I wish @Snipexe had come up with a wish.

granted, but it's a dumb one

I wish that had a sandwich

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but it tastes bad.

I wish that my boons from before still stood, but that I could also read everything else, and have the mindset to want to.

[Zath he/him]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

I wish that my boons from before still stood, but that I could also read everything else, and have the mindset to want to.

The Nightwatcher frowns at you.  "Oh, I see how it is.  My boons weren't good enough for you, huh?  My banes were too tough for you, HUH?!  Well then, we'll have to remedy the situation, now won't we?"  

The Nightwatcher starts chuckling, and then lets loose with a maniacal laugh as your surroundings quickly grow dimmer and dimmer.  Darkness engulfs you, and then you feel the floor beneath you shudder violently, sending you tumbling to the ground.  The tremors continue, the wind howls and tears at you, and you still can't see a thing, until-

You're in a comfy reading chair at your local library.  Completely fine.  After taking a moment to calm down, you pull a book off of a nearby shelf.  You can read it just fine.  You grab a few more books from different genres, and everything's perfectly legible.  So far, so good. 

Your thoughts turn to the next Era 2 Mistborn book, The Lost Metal, and you discover that you know nothing about its plot, beyond what you've already figured out from foreshadowing in the earlier books and the odd WoB.  Storm it.  The Nightwatcher didn't let you keep that boon!  "Lousy, cheapskate, cognitive-Splinter-spren-thing..." you mutter.

It's at this moment that you find a banana in your pocket.  Oh good, you think, I was feeling a bit peckish.  You take it out, peel it, and thoughtlessly toss the peel behind you.  A "Woah-" followed by a loud crash and the sound of falling books makes you spin around.  A muscular man in a button-up shirt, a bow-tie, and thick glasses is rubbing his head and glaring at you.  

"How dare you leave a banana peel lying around in a library!" he says in a scandalized tone.  "You are in BIG trouble!"  He pulls a small walkie-talkie from his belt and speaks into it, "Inform His Darkness, Most Dark of all Dark Oculators, that we have a Code 736298-B. ...No, it's not a monkey trying to check out a juvenile fiction novel, you're thinking of Code 736298-C... Yes, I'm sure!  Ugh, just tell His Darkness that we have a banana peel thrower on the loose!  Yes, that's what I said!  No, don't put me through to his secretary, just-"

None of this sounds very pleasant to you, so you decide to make yourself scarce.. by sprinting out of there as fast as you can.  You make it out unscathed.  The banana is still in your hand, and you take a bite of it.  It is, without a doubt, the BEST banana you have ever tasted.  Every bite is heaven.  This is the banana that all other bananas aspire to be.

To sum up... Boon: You get the best banana. THE best.
Bane: You've been blacklisted by the Evil Librarians. 

 

I wish I could think up and type these kinds of things faster without sacrificing the quality of content.

Edited June 10, 2018 by Zath

[AonEne he/him]

Okay, can we all just agree that Zath should be a writer?

I blame the Nightwatcher for throwing that peel. I would never have done that. However, to be honest, I wouldn't have eaten the banana in the first place, so maybe this is another dimension.

Granted. But it'll take a year. Hope you remember.

I wish for the Nightwatcher to not hate me, just in case...cause she sounded pretty annoyed...

[goody153]

I've been reading uhm alot of the bane/boon pages(yes i procrastinate alot). Zath indeed from time to time makes me laugh.

 

Granted the nightwatcher doesn't hate you. Everybody else hates you instead,

I wish i'd get better at time management.

[The Harlem Worldhoppers he/him]

Granted, but you suddenly become terrible at finance management.

I wish I could read future Cosmere books right now

[InvertShard he/him]

Granted, but you forget everything about all of his previous books and have to read them all over again.

I want to rule the universe/cosmere.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but the Nightwatcher rules you.

I wish nobody hated me any more than is normal.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted, but the new normal is completely.

I wish for explosions.

[InvertShard he/him]

Granted, you explode.

I want to be Adonalsium.

Edited June 10, 2018 by InvertShard

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but they blow up your house.

I wish to be hated no more than I have been ninjaed.

Just now, InvertShard said:

I want to be Adolnasium.

Granted, you are now Adolnasium. However, you aren't Adonalsium. I love typos.

I wish for everyone to only hate me as much as was normal BEFORE the new normal.

[InvertShard he/him]

Ninjad again! I don't like these typos!

[Snipexe he/him]

12 minutes ago, AonEne said:

 

I wish for everyone to only hate me as much as was normal BEFORE the new normal.

Granted, but the earth gets destroyed.

I wish to become the nightwatcher

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, Snipexe said:

Granted, but the earth gets destroyed.

I wish to become the nightwatcher

Granted, you are the nightwatcher. The Nightwatcher gets annoyed at you for trying to steal her name and forces you to live up to your new name by watching Sharders and Sanderfans in the night. You never get much sleep.

I wish for...a misshapen spark that suffers the judgement and pain. And it can't hurt me.

[The Watcher]

21 hours ago, AonEne said:

Granted, you are the nightwatcher. The Nightwatcher gets annoyed at you for trying to steal her name and forces you to live up to your new name by watching Sharders and Sanderfans in the night. You never get much sleep.

I wish for...a misshapen spark that suffers the judgement and pain. And it can't hurt me.

granted. but everything else hurts you. Including breathing. And existing.

 

I wish my chemistry class would end.

[Chanarach-is-my-Waifu]

1 minute ago, The Watcher said:

granted. but everything else hurts you. Including breathing. And existing.

 

I wish my chemistry class would end.

Granted, but you're mom gay lol

I wish for the power to always have a nickel in my back pocket, and no one can ever remove it

 

[The Watcher]

Just now, Chanarach-is-my-Waifu said:

Granted, but you're mom gay lol

I wish for the power to always have a nickel in my back pocket, and no one can ever remove it

 

Ok. You now become useless. just like that nickel. and in a few years the canadian government will decide the nickel is redundant, and since you can't take the nickel out of your back pocket you will be forced to sit on a useless nickel for the rest of your life. It becomes an analogy of your life.

 

I wish that I could time travel with unrestricted freedom.

[InvertShard he/him]

Granted, but you get squashed by a dinosaur within a minute of your first travel.

I want to have a non-evil twin that can take my place in life every once in a while.