Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Arlin]

30 minutes ago, Barbarian AL said:

Granted! You have a lifetime supply of toilet paper, rejoice!!

However, with great power comes great responsibility, and you develop an ultra fast metabolism. This is not bad as now you have a great figure no matter what you eat but nature calls occur twice more than usual. 

I wish for I can paint beautiful illustrations so that i can make my own fan art.     

Granted, fanart is amazing! But its only visible to those of the third hightening 

 

I wish to be able to spell

[ScarletSabre he/him]

Granted, your words are spelled perfectly. Your grammar and punctuation, however, are abysmal.

I wish I could see the next episodes of Steven Universe now.

[NoiseSpren he/him]

Granted, but you haven't time to watch it because the Dragonsteel is out (I know, terrible).

I wish I was sliver of Dominion.

Edited May 14, 2018 by NoiseSpren

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted. Since the Nightwatcher can't actually give you this, she only make you THINK you do and you slowly go insane. 

I wish I had two tons of four dememsional ... cubes? whatever you call a square in four dimensions? I want those.

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but bringing such an object into the 3rd dimension causes a rift in the space-time continuum, bringing all the world into the 4th dimension.

I wish for @Kidpen to come here and post 3 times, and no less.

[Zath he/him]

56 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

I wish for @Kidpen to come here and post 3 times, and no less.

Granted!  However, Kidpen's memory of the forum rules mysteriously vanishes and so Kidpen triple-posts.  The site administrators' omnipotent banhammer emerges from the fourth dimension to crush Kidpen and Kidpen's three posts into oblivion.  You never find out what those three posts contained.  
...Also, Kidpen's ghost haunts you forever.

I wish to know the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Almighty.

[Xtafa]

Granted: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

I wish I had a spren of honor or cultivation. 

[ScarletSabre he/him]

Granted. You have a spren of Honor, but it's not a higher or sapient spren, you have a windspren who delights in following you and sticking things to you and you to things.

I wish I had the ability to control my hair growth and colour like the royal locks, for the hair on my head, face, and body.

[The Hope of Elantris]

Granted, but you become obsessively consumed with how your hair looks and turn into Gildroy Lockheart. 

I wish Shallan would get her act together. 

[InvertShard he/him]

Me too. I'm sorry I can't help you with that but I can teleport you into her life so that you can give her counseling.

Good luck.

I want to have the entire storming Stormlight Archive right storming now!

[NoiseSpren he/him]

Granted, you have it. Somewhere...

 

I want to bond the Nightwatcher.

[Slimy_Slider]

Granted, but you lose all ability to see in the dark.

I want a bead of lerasium.

[Xtafa]

20 hours ago, ScarletSabre said:

Granted. You have a spren of Honor, but it's not a higher or sapient spren, you have a windspren who delights in following you and sticking things to you and you to things.

 

Im okay with that. As long as i can see it and interact. 

 

4 hours ago, Slimy_Slider said:

I want a bead of lerasium.

Granted, sadly it was impure and was alloyed with Aluminium

 

I wish for a pet cremling

[Barbarian AL he/him]

Granted! You now have a cute cremling as a pet. A pet that never stops growing.

 

I wish to discover a substance that is like sugar but instead it's healthy and nutritious! 

[Xtafa]

Granted. Big Pharma take control of distribution and send the price high. 

 

I wish for a giant spoon

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted. uh... you feel bad because it is made of eco-harmful materials, as it has used up the world's supplies of plastic, and the effort to make more faster puts a hole in the ozone.

I wish wasps died.

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but bees multiply tenfold and doom the human race.

I wish for my earnings on this thread to never be taken away/destroyed.

[The Hope of Elantris]

Granted, but they lose all emotional value to you. 

I wish for Venli and Darth Mall to have a dance off. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted. Because neither can actually dance, you spend the whole time gagging.

I wish hippos were immortal.

[AonEne he/him]

(Why do you want this?) Granted. However, they now have a taste for human flesh.

I wish my dog was still alive.

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but your dog has an entirely different personality. If they were obedient, they now destroy every piece of furniture whenever you look away and vice-versa.

I wish for the fourth most invested object in the Cosmere, along with knowledge of its name and abilities.

[Xtafa]

Granted. It is quite a large fosillised poo from when a shard tried inhabiting a giant animal. 

Its ability is its enormous stench and investiture glow and it attracts splinters liked flies.

 

I wish for a tiny awakened duck statue. 

 

[Barbarian AL he/him]

Granted! The duck is now alive, though since its made of Iron, it exhibits no locomotion and is doomed to a life of static silence.

I wish for a plate of falafel. 

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but it’s a fawaffle, not a falafel.

I wish I would take the time to google what the heck a falafel is. (I seriously don’t know other than the fact that it’s food)

[Zath he/him]

40 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

I wish I would take the time to google what the heck a falafel is. (I seriously don’t know other than the fact that it’s food)

Granted.  You click on this link: https://www.google.com/search?q=what+is+falafel&oq=what+is+falafel&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.4319j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 
...Or you just type "what is falafel" into your preferred search engine.

Your bane is that all food now tastes like spiced chickpeas and fava beans that have been mashed and deep-fried.  You constantly crave the taste of pita bread to go with it, but since pita bread's taste has been similarly altered, this craving is never satisfied. 
Also, after a month of this, you feel like you could kill for some fresh fruit and veggies.

I wish for a Bladeshard, whatever that might be. (Not a Shardblade, mind you.  A Bladeshard).