Kidpen he/him Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 Granted. You are dead. I wish to be a Kandra. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 Granted, Ruin takes control of you and you are forced to kill yourself. I wish to have intelligence to be stolen for my hemalurgic beaver. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletSabre he/him Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) Granted. The spike put into your Hemalurgic beaver grants it intelligence far suppassing most people's, and with his new intelligence, comes knowledge of the world and what he used to lack, and how alone he is. He begins to harvest spikes to create more of his kind, which eventually turns into a vendetta against humanity when we try to stop him. By the time anyone realises what's happened he's already ammassed a small army of hyper-intelligent beavers inside his doom-fortress of chewed logs as they prepare for their conquest. I wish for an Aviar companion that's been Hemalurgically spiked to be able to talk. Edited May 4, 2018 by ScarletSabre 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged he/him Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 Granted the spike makes it to heavy to fly so It just sits on your shoulder and talks about how it blames you for not being able to fly. I wish people would stop trying to use boons to get themselves out of banes or barring that I wish the banes got progressively worse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca she/her Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 Granted, but you now have a chull that follows you everywhere. I wish that I could buy @I think I am here. a taco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 On 5/2/2018 at 0:49 PM, Apollyon said: Granted, but unfortunately, the pie isn't spiked. I wish for @AonEne to actually get her little 17th Shard get-together thing to actually happen. (PLEASE!!!) Waaaiiitt..... What are you talking about and when/where did I say it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca she/her Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 On 5/1/2018 at 7:48 PM, AonEne said: I wish I could meet everyone I know on the Shard in real life. (But not if they're stalkers.) Right here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Rebecca said: Right here. Thanks. Uhm. Let me get on that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 15 minutes ago, Rebecca said: Granted, but you now have a chull that follows you everywhere. I wish that I could buy @I think I am here. a taco. Granted, but you can never eat a taco again. I wish I could consume investiture like Nightblood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca she/her Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Ishar said: Granted, but you can never eat a taco again. This makes me so sad..... 2 minutes ago, Ishar said: I wish I could consume investiture like Nightblood. Granted, but you cannot use this investiture in any way. I wish for a Mistborn llama. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath he/him Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, Rebecca said: I wish for a Mistborn llama. Granted! You have a genuine Mistborn llama, capable of burning all Allomantic metals. Its favorite is Pewter, which it uses to spit with incredible accuracy at long range. At any moment, you could find yourself on the receiving end of a llama saliva missile. Other than that, it's great having a pet Mistborn llama. There are certain moments during the day when you feel an urgent need and an increased concern to care for your llama, giving it all the food it desires. Oddly, these moments seem to coincide with a shortage of your Zinc and Brass metal shavings. It's strange, and now that you think about it... Oh, wait, you need to feed your llama again RIGHT NOW. I wish for wings so I can fly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. he/him Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, Zath said: Granted! You have a genuine Mistborn llama, capable of burning all Allomantic metals. Its favorite is Pewter, which it uses to spit with incredible accuracy at long range. At any moment, you could find yourself on the receiving end of a llama saliva missile. Other than that, it's great having a pet Mistborn llama. There are certain moments during the day when you feel an urgent need and an increased concern to care for your llama, giving it all the food it desires. Oddly, these moments seem to coincide with a shortage of your Zinc and Brass metal shavings. It's strange, and now that you think about it... Oh, wait, you need to feed your llama again RIGHT NOW. I wish for wings so I can fly. But you can only fly while there is a highstorm within 5 meters of you. You die. I wish @Rebecca could eat tacos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkwalker Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 Granted but you now can never eat tacos I wish to meet the drunk monkey who names all of the returned gods in hallandrin 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca she/her Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 (edited) You guys need to stop destroying my dreams. Granted, but in doing so, you now are named by him. Your new name is Darkwalker. I wish Itiah and I could both just eat tacos together in peace! Edited May 5, 2018 by Rebecca 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 Granted, but it is the only thing you can eat. I wish to achieve the 8th heightening (not even sure which one that is, but I like the number 8). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada he/him Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 Storm you fool I was gonna grant that wish You have it, but you still dont know what it is I wish for cool whip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 Granted, but the whip is so cold that it gives you frostbite if you hold it for longer than a second. I wish I had a set of Shard Utensils. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada he/him Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 Granted but you can never use them. I wish for an aviar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 Granted, but it is useless because there is nothing for it to protect you from. I wish for a Cupcake Spren. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Allomantic Metalhead he/him Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 52 minutes ago, Ishar said: I wish for a Cupcake Spren. Okay. You get your cupcake spren. Your curse is that it can become tangible at will and will eat all of your cupcakes. It also talks way too much and has an annoyingly cutesy voice. I ask the Nightwatcher to grant the human race the technology to map and traverse alternate realities throughout the multiverse. And maybe find an alternate reality where everything is the same except that they spell "Nuclear" as "Nuklear". That last bit was just for fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Rebecca said: You guys need to stop destroying my dreams. Granted, but in doing so, you now are named by him. Your new name is Darkwalker. I wish Itiah and I could both just eat tacos together in peace! Granted, you eat as many tacos as you like. But tomorrow, tacos and all knowledge of how to make them will disappear. I wish for a duck that walks up to a lemonade stand. Then asks for grapes. Then waddles away (waddle waddle) until the very next day (bum bum bum bum ba-da bum). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 Granted. You own the lemonade stand. I wish to be the duck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kidpen said: Granted. You own the lemonade stand. I wish to be the duck. Sweet, I've always wanted to be the guy who owned the lemonade stand. Thanks, @Kidpen! You get to be the duck who walks up to the lemonade stand. Unfortunately, that means that you have to put up with me. I wish to have possession of my friend's soul. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath he/him Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 We missed a wish earlier! Two Sharders, two wishes! Very well. <cracks knuckles> Here goes. 1 hour ago, The Allomantic Metalhead said: I ask the Nightwatcher to grant the human race the technology to map and traverse alternate realities throughout the multiverse. And maybe find an alternate reality where everything is the same except that they spell "Nuclear" as "Nuklear". That last bit was just for fun. Granted. The human race makes huge leaps in technological cartography and wormhole traverse-ability. They are met midway through a wormhole by an alternate reality human race who has done the exact same thing, except the AU humans powered their stuff with "nuklear" power instead of "nuclear" power. All the linguists in both realities are very upset with each other, and use the advanced technology to start a war of staggering proportions, bringing in alternate realities of human-cyborg warriors and killer bunnies to tear their enemies to shreds. Also, every time someone says "nuclear" or "nuklear," you sneeze. That last bit was just for fun. ( ) 7 minutes ago, Kidpen said: I wish to be the duck. You are the duck. Every day, you walk up to a lemonade stand, ask for grapes, then waddle away. Your bane is that the person running the lemonade stand NEVER gives you any grapes. Or lemonade, for that matter. I wish for an infinite garage. Don't ask me why. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath he/him Posted May 5, 2018 Report Share Posted May 5, 2018 Ninja'd! 7 minutes ago, Ashspren said: I wish to have possession of my friend's soul. Mmmm.... Not granted. The Nightwatcher believes this to be an evil wish. She grants you instead the ability to experience things that your friend experiences as if you are your friend. Your bane is that you may only experience events that are emotionally distressing. You miss out on all the good stuff. (Be careful what you wish for...) Again, I wish for an infinite garage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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