natc Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 Technically, the Nightwatcher doesn't have to listen to what you ask for anyway. She gives you what you deserve, not what you ask for. The request just gives her something to go on. Plus, you failed to properly define "As".
WayneSpren he/him Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 Granted, but it goes to me I don't think your curse actually works, because if I fail all my classes, then I didn't get an A I wish I had all the knowledge in the universe at my fingertips: not in my brain, but available to me. You get a cookie.
polkinghornbd he/him Posted October 13, 2015 Posted October 13, 2015 is that a bane? or does someone else need to answer
Charlie.x.3000 Posted October 13, 2015 Posted October 13, 2015 I wish I had all the knowledge in the universe at my fingertips: not in my brain, but available to me. Granted. It's available, but you can't find any of the knowledge. (Think massive library where knowledge is available, but all the books are just there randomly). I wish for RNG to always generate the option I want.
ostrichofevil he/him Posted October 13, 2015 Posted October 13, 2015 Granted. You always want nothing. I wish for a miniature, non-evil Dalek.
Clanky he/him Posted October 13, 2015 Posted October 13, 2015 Granted but since evil is an ambiguous concept and the Dalek doesn't view what it does as evil it still exterminates you. I wish that people would stop finding loopholes in peoples wishes that negate them.
RippleGylf she/her Posted October 13, 2015 Posted October 13, 2015 Granted, but the solution is that no one is able to read anymore. No finding loopholes now! I wish I could have time.
ostrichofevil he/him Posted October 13, 2015 Posted October 13, 2015 Granted. You have no space. I wish for a bowl of quinoa that can holographically play the upcoming Mistborn movie. 1
polkinghornbd he/him Posted October 13, 2015 Posted October 13, 2015 first of all, What??? your wish is granted, but you are starving to death and need to eat the quinoa, and it is what powers the bowl. I wish I could read the entire mistborn series, even unwritten books
RippleGylf she/her Posted October 13, 2015 Posted October 13, 2015 Granted, but you are forbidden to speak, type, or express yourself in anyway, so that spoilers are not revealed, until the last Mistborn book comes out. I wish I actually did the practice test for the PSAT.
polkinghornbd he/him Posted October 13, 2015 Posted October 13, 2015 Me too. Granted, but the test is on the heoretical physics and not the subject you studied for. I am screwed too. I wish I had a very large truck so I can knock over all my problems
Grey Knight Posted October 14, 2015 Posted October 14, 2015 Granted. It runs you over while coming to your house. I wish to have the Sword of Gryfindor. (I'm a Hufflepuff, so you can see why I need the fame and glory.)
Charlie.x.3000 Posted October 14, 2015 Posted October 14, 2015 You have the Sword of Gryfindor - piercing your chest. I wish for a bane that is also a boon. 3
polkinghornbd he/him Posted October 14, 2015 Posted October 14, 2015 Granted, you can never go back on the 17th shard I wish my computer could run Space Engineers without crashing whenever I gain health 1
straits Posted October 14, 2015 Posted October 14, 2015 Granted. Your computer will now crash with every other videogame. I wish to no longer need any sleep.
polkinghornbd he/him Posted October 14, 2015 Posted October 14, 2015 Granted, but you are always drowsy. I wish some more people would post in this forum 1
ostrichofevil he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 Granted. Ten thousand newbies who have only read The Emperor's Soul join and begin posting their theories on how Shai is a walrus in disguise. I wish for a free copy of Windows 10. 1
polkinghornbd he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 Granted, but the only way to download it is to talk to the ten thousand newbies and get their ten thousandth. I wish I had more ideas for this
Bucephalus Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 (edited) You get them, but they're all very dirty. I wish for the knowledge of every leader from throughout history. Edited October 15, 2015 by Bucephalus
polkinghornbd he/him Posted October 15, 2015 Posted October 15, 2015 Granted, but you only get very... intimate knowledge of every leader I wish I could freeze time while I slept
ostrichofevil he/him Posted October 16, 2015 Posted October 16, 2015 Granted. You don't get any sleep, because time is frozen for you. I wish for a tree.
Bucephalus Posted October 16, 2015 Posted October 16, 2015 (edited) I wish for a tree It's Fluttershy. I wish for an army of Parshendi who follow my orders completely. Edited October 16, 2015 by Bucephalus
Grey Knight Posted October 16, 2015 Posted October 16, 2015 Granted. You accidentally think, kill me, and they tear you apart. I wish I had ITunes money.
polkinghornbd he/him Posted October 17, 2015 Posted October 17, 2015 granted. You have negative iTunes money. And they want there money back I wish I had nicer banes to give people
Kobold King he/him Posted October 17, 2015 Posted October 17, 2015 Granted! You lose the ability to sneeze, and will feel the constant pain of needing to sneeze but being unable to do so for the rest of your days. This is cumulative, by the way--you'll suffer a little more every time a cold sweeps through your body. I wish for a good story to tell people.
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