Clanky he/him Posted September 30, 2015 Posted September 30, 2015 (edited) Granted. However both shards overpower you so completely you develop dissociative identity disorder and both of your selfs hat one another, forcing you to make a millenia spanning plan to kill yourself. I wish Alfa survives Ragnarok. Granted, however as he is alone on the remnants of the destroyed earth and spends his days searching for his sapling of Yggdrasil which he will never find. I wish that my memory loss was not permanent. So 5 minutes after I finish reading I remember everything again. EDIT: Oh, and you forget something, Clanky. My bane also makes it so you can't distinguish pictures from reality. Videos are moving pictures. So you will think all you see on TV is real. Sweet dreams. You're right I did forget. So when I watch all the multiple seasons of Firefly I will actually think it is real and that I am living in the firefly universe! Awesome! Edited September 30, 2015 by Clanky
DreamEternal Posted September 30, 2015 Posted September 30, 2015 (edited) . You're right I did forget. So when I watch all the multiple seasons of Firefly I will actually think it is real and that I am living in the firefly universe! Awesome! Oh, but you will think it is real even after it is over. And you better not watch any horror movie. Or a movie in wich knocking people uncouncious is treated as harmless. How long will it take before you go too far? How long can the insanity go unnoticed? Not very long.Rusted bones and dark lightning, but that made me feel evil. Edited September 30, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern
KnightGradient Posted October 1, 2015 Posted October 1, 2015 Granted, but five minutes after reremembering what you forgot you will lose it again. This cycle will rule your life, causing you to be unable to remember things you read. But then you remember them. Then you forget. MUAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! I wish for Pi to have an end.
natc Posted October 1, 2015 Posted October 1, 2015 But can't he just buy a recording device and read stuff aloud to himself so he can remember?
polkinghornbd he/him Posted October 1, 2015 Posted October 1, 2015 granted, but reading to the end of it would take to the end of time. I wish Stormlight Archive III would come out sooner
ostrichofevil he/him Posted October 1, 2015 Posted October 1, 2015 Granted. It comes out in 100 years, instead of 200 years. (or at least it feels that way) I wish for a Rubik's Cube that scrambles automatically.
DreamEternal Posted October 1, 2015 Posted October 1, 2015 Granted. It comes out in 100 years, instead of 200 years. (or at least it feels that way) I wish for a Rubik's Cube that scrambles automatically. Granted, however you see things in black and white now. Since I have to wish two more banes away, I wish pi was an integer.
natc Posted October 1, 2015 Posted October 1, 2015 The Nightwatcher refuses to break the universe any more than she has. You get 3 pies of different flavoring, but are now incapable of touching knives. I wish for world peace again, to see what happens this time around.
ostrichofevil he/him Posted October 1, 2015 Posted October 1, 2015 Granted. Everyone is dead. I wish that I could ice skate on concrete wearing normal shoes.
Clanky he/him Posted October 2, 2015 Posted October 2, 2015 Granted, but now whenever you wear shoes on any form of ground other than concrete it will feel like you are walking in skates. I wish that all my allergies would go away! Since I have to wish two more banes away, I wish pi was an integer. You just wished away a Boon not a bane though...
natc Posted October 2, 2015 Posted October 2, 2015 Granted. Everyone is dead. I wish that I could ice skate on concrete wearing normal shoes. That was the result I expected from the first attempt, really. Finally. Nightwatcher confirmed Holy Grail.
Grey Knight Posted October 2, 2015 Posted October 2, 2015 Granted. Everyone is dead. I wish that I could ice skate on concrete wearing normal shoes. Granted. Your hair will now always catch on fire in the mornings. There is no way to prevent this. It will happen randomly, only in the "morning." For all you know, this could mean morning on another planet, which is the middle of the night. I wish I had an eternally sharp pencil.
polkinghornbd he/him Posted October 2, 2015 Posted October 2, 2015 Granted, but it is so sharp it cuts a hole in reality and falls through. I wish I could run any game I wanted with 60 FPS
KnightGradient Posted October 2, 2015 Posted October 2, 2015 Granted, but the only game you will ever own is Minecraft. I wish to teleport anywhere I wished at will.
DreamEternal Posted October 2, 2015 Posted October 2, 2015 You just wished away a Boon not a bane though... False. The boon was for pi to not have infinete decimal houses. The bane was for it still be too long to finish reading before the end of time. By being an integer, it could be easily read.(unless the nightwatcher was feeling tricky and made it an infinitely large integer).
Clanky he/him Posted October 3, 2015 Posted October 3, 2015 False. The boon was for pi to not have infinete decimal houses. The bane was for it still be too long to finish reading before the end of time. By being an integer, it could be easily read.(unless the nightwatcher was feeling tricky and made it an infinitely large integer). You are right, I missed the bane on that one and only saw that the boon was about pi and assumed you wished it away. I should stop assuming stuff.
InstantWalrus Posted October 6, 2015 Posted October 6, 2015 (edited) Granted, but the only game you will ever own is Minecraft. I wish to teleport anywhere I wished at will. Granted, however your ability is also triggered subconciously so anytime youre frightened, bored, uncomfortable or even just need to pee uou find yourself teleporting to satisfy said need making for many an awkward situation. I wish for a wish lawyer who will help me formulate my next wish in a way that wont back fire and will do so pro bono edit: formating problem Edited October 6, 2015 by InstantWalrus 2
RippleGylf she/her Posted October 6, 2015 Posted October 6, 2015 Granted, but he must help you while you listen to the sound of kittens dying. I wish that I had friends. 1
InstantWalrus Posted October 6, 2015 Posted October 6, 2015 Granted but theyre all kittens who inexplicably die while i listen to my wish lawyer I wish kittens couldnt die until my wish lawyer was done with his job
Grey Knight Posted October 6, 2015 Posted October 6, 2015 Granted. They jump on your face and then explode over and over, making it impossible to hear your wish lawyer, so now he can never finish his job. I hope you like exploding kittens! I wish for a golden carrot.
Amrynn he/him Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 Granted, but your vision is constantly like trying to keep your eyes open in chlorine water. I wish to become a worldhopper. (if nothing else than to talk to Hoid)
polkinghornbd he/him Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 Granted, but you world hop randomly. You cannot choose which universe you will end up in. I wish I got all As this year in school
Grey Knight Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 Granted. You get an outbreak of A-pox, get stuck in bed during finals, and fail school. I wish I could see underwater.
WayneSpren he/him Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 You can. You are now a fish. -- I wish for the Nightwatcher to grant a decent boon.
polkinghornbd he/him Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 Granted, but it goes to me I don't think your curse actually works, because if I fail all my classes, then I didn't get an A I wish I had all the knowledge in the universe at my fingertips: not in my brain, but available to me.
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