DreamEternal Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 (edited) Granted. However he swears the unhallowed anti-oath of "Death is my life, strenght becomes my weakness, the journey has ended" Founding the supervillain group know as the Nights Unrepentant. I wish to know how the spiritual realm looks like without dying. Edited June 23, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern
ChocolateRob he/him Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 Granted - you are now living in the Sahara desert. I wish to be finished my current book so that I can start Elantris, which I got at the weekend. Granted - By the end of next year you will have finished your current book. I wish for the Final Fantasy VII remake to be scrapped in favour of a Final Fantasy X 16bit de-make, Sprite-Sin for the win.
Adamir he/him Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 Granted - By the end of next year you will have finished your current book. I wish for the Final Fantasy VII remake to be scrapped in favour of a Final Fantasy X 16bit de-make, Sprite-Sin for the win. Granted, but the guy who posted just before you without getting a bane yells in your ear for the rest of your life.
DreamEternal Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 You wish no boon? Okay, your bane is to have to wish away my next bane. I wish to stop screaming at ChocolateRob's ear.
The Honor Spren she/her Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 Granted, you no longer have a voice at all. I want a tardis that travels through cosmere books instead of time and space. 2
ChocolateRob he/him Posted June 23, 2015 Posted June 23, 2015 Gosh dang it all to heck! I started a post and got called away before finishing then did not refresh the page first. whoops 1
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted June 25, 2015 Posted June 25, 2015 Granted, you no longer have a voice at all. I want a tardis that travels through cosmere books instead of time and space. Granted, you have to put up with me as I tag along. I wish for full Feruchemy in today's world and I am totally outfitted with all of the pure metalminds that I'd want. 1
DreamEternal Posted June 25, 2015 Posted June 25, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you must fill every attribute at once, and tap only one at a time, else you go blind. I wish to ressurect my shardpen so I have a bond with an authorspren. Edited June 25, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern
Haelbarde he/him Posted June 25, 2015 Posted June 25, 2015 Granted, but the shardpen will destroy the soul of every story you write. I wish to survive a game of Sanderson Elimination 2
DreamEternal Posted June 25, 2015 Posted June 25, 2015 (edited) Granted. You play every game that involves a tiny bit of roleplaying as a death seeker after surviving once. I wish to be able to burn metals to get stormlight. Edited June 25, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern
The Honor Spren she/her Posted June 25, 2015 Posted June 25, 2015 Granted, but you are now allergic to metals Somebody give me a very large piece of crispy bacon.
DreamEternal Posted June 25, 2015 Posted June 25, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you are now allergic to metals The healing from stormlight should make me immune to allergies, and since it can heal the very soul I suspect it can reverse curses, or at least get my voice back. HA! Edited June 25, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern 1
Ookla the Absent Posted June 25, 2015 Posted June 25, 2015 Granted, but you are now allergic to metals Somebody give me a very large piece of crispy bacon. The Nightwatcher ignores you. Someone else has to do it.
The Honor Spren she/her Posted June 29, 2015 Posted June 29, 2015 WHAT?! Oh the cruelty of the world If I can't have bacon I'll ask for the second best thing. I want front row seats at the next Studio C performance. 1
TCshard Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 You are now cursed with awesome and can only think and speak in TVTrope terms (the horror!) I wish for the ability to make excellent sushi. You will forever only have rotten ingredients to make excellent sushi from. I wish to have an intelligent, loyal, and witty spren companion.
Adamir he/him Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 (edited) WHAT?! Oh the cruelty of the world If I can't have bacon I'll ask for the second best thing. I want front row seats at the next Studio C performance. Granted, but every ticket you will ever buy for the rest of your life will be reserved for someone else. You will forever only have rotten ingredients to make excellent sushi from. I wish to have an intelligent, loyal, and witty spren companion. Granted, but your spren makes racist jokes all the time, like that one uncle everyone ignores at family re-unions. I wish for the power to transfer and copy my bane to other people. Edited July 3, 2015 by Adamir
DreamEternal Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 (edited) Denied, because you didn't wish away my bane. I wish to not receive any bane for this non-wish or just becase. Edited July 3, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern
Adamir he/him Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 Granted, but the universe collapses in on itself due to exceeding the supply cap for meta. I wish to rule the forum.
The Honor Spren she/her Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 You rule the forum for one day, then Chaos leads a mass revolt to regain his rightful place on the throne. I want walrus meat and a car made of dead folks.(don't judge me, it was the strangest thing I could think of)
Adamir he/him Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 (edited) Done. Please excuse the terrible joke to follow. My Name is Tuskio Montoya. You ate my father, prepare to die. I want to wield the mighty banhammer in easy striking distance of Chaos, usurper of the throne I held for all of twenty four hours... Edited July 3, 2015 by Adamir
Windreader she/her Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 (edited) Granted. Have an actual hammer your neighbor's daughter named Banhammer. Have a smashing good time. Granted - you are now living in the Sahara desert. I wish to be finished my current book so that I can start Elantris, which I got at the weekend. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. I wish for some magical red slippers to take me back home. Edited July 6, 2015 by Windreader 1
Ookla the Absent Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. I wish for some magical red slippers to take me back home. Granted. You still have to walk the whole way, but they let you walk on water to do so. I wish this would stop distracting me. 1
Adamir he/him Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 Granted via completely removing your peripheral vision. Never be distracted again! Or notice anyone creeping up on you, but meh, sacrifices have to be made. I wish to be able to stop procrastinating.
Perrin Aybara he/him Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 (edited) Granted. You just stop doing the work alltogether, and instead of getting "C"s or "D"s on your assignments, you get an eternal "F-." I wish for Nightwatcher to love me enough to never give me a bane. (And since she loves me, I wish for Dalinar to remember his wife, if that works. Who knows, if Nightwatcher loves me enough, maybe I get two wishes? And if not, then somebody else should wish this.) (So, what's everyone's favorite perspective character?) Edited July 6, 2015 by TheWillshaper 1
The Honor Spren she/her Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 (edited) I wish for Nightwatcher to love me enough to never give me a bane. (And since she loves me, I wish for Dalinar to remember his wife, if that works. Who knows, if Nightwatcher loves me enough, maybe I get two wishes? And if not, then somebody else should wish this.) (So, what's everyone's favorite perspective character?) The Nightwatcher hates you for that wish, and sends you home with two emerald broams and a constant hunger no matter how much you eat.I wish to have Brandon give me a list of the names of all the sixteen shards and their worlds. (Also Willshaper, my favorite POV is Rysn's) Edited July 6, 2015 by The Honor Spren
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