Windreader she/her Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Granted. You no longer have toenails. I wish for clothes to not always be scratchy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertigo 1 Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 granted, heres some anti-ich powder. I wish for nicrosil compounding and one biochromatic breath. (I'm assuming that the MAG rules for Nicrosil feruchamy is still applicable.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Granted, but you must wear a wookie suit every thursday. I wish for the ability to enter the wolf dream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Granted, but you must wear a wookie suit every thursday. I wish for the ability to enter the wolf dream. Granted, but all water tastes like cherry flavored cough syrup to you from now on. I wish for Zinc Compounding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Granted. The Steel Ministry will be very pelased that thye have such a willing recruit. I wish I could make a cameo in Shadows of Self 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindel he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Granted. Half your foot is visible for three seconds on a crowded street, after which you are spiked off-screen. I wish to have full access to Jezrien's Honorblade and the abilities associated with it for the next fifty years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Granted. Your vision will switch between regular and negatives on uneven intervals, loosely tied to your emotions. I wish for a WiFi hotspot that only I can use, is completly free, and is fast. Like, freaky fast. I'm talking no lag whatsoever fast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Granted. You have no power source. You can't turn it on. I wish that I had LED's instead of Fluorescent bulbs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 (edited) You expect an ancient force to know what an LED is? instead, You get light bulbs made of solid lead. they don't give off any light, but heat up when you turn the switch and provide a significant electrocution/fire/poisoning hazard. Also, lead is heavy, so several of the ceiling light fixtures in your house get ripped out of the ceiling. Add "being crushed" to that list of hazards. you're welcome! I wish i was less mean in how I grant people's wishes. Edited February 2, 2015 by jasonpenguin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Granted. You are so nice, you end up showering them with gifts. They drown in the gifts. All die after they visit you. And all because you couldn't be a little bit meaner. I wish Jimmy Fallon hosted my life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 You get a jimmy Fallon to host your life. In fact, you get 300,000 jimmy Fallons to host your life. You end up being squished in a sea of Jimmy Fallons. (you brought this upon yourself) I wish I could undo killing cheese :'( 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Granted, but you must deul all he Jimmy Fallons that you crushed him with the weapon of their choice. I wish my bane was typed without the letter n. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Granted, but you must deul all he Jimmy Fallons that you crushed him with the weapon of their choice. I wish my bane was typed without the letter n. Very well. You will suffer the psychotic belief that you are a cucumber. I wish for the ability to write brilliant novels in an hour of labor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosted Flakes Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Granted. You can never find the motivation to get started. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 "I ask the Nightwatcher for the gift of motivation." IT'S COME FULL CIRCLE! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Hm. No Wish. I wish this thread would all work together to make a suitable bane that applies to everyone who forgets to Wish! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. Frosted Flakes is now SHUNNED by the thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. Frosted Flakes is now SHUNNED by the thread. So, you forgot to wish. SHUNNED!!! I wish to never forget to wish. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Noooooo irony I totally didn't plaaaaan aaaaargh it burns Like a blister in the sun (let me go oooooooon)(guess what song just came on my pandora)(it was Sing by Ed Sheeran but your guess was good) Granted. Every-time you say the name of a popular astrophysicist, you will forget the concept of the day/night cycle. I wish for an acceptance letter from the college I'm hoping to go to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. They send it to you much in the way of Harry Potter: hundreds of filthy birds lay siege to your house and force hundreds of letters to accumulate in your home, burying you alive. I wish to be one of Brandon Sanderson's friends. He can talk to me about his works and I can learn all of the amazing things going on behind the scenes. Maybe we can also play some games every once in a while, who knows? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. He is your only friend. I wish to be able to speak, read, and write every language. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. You are never able to make a home wherever you go, and you become a wanderer for the rest of your days. I wish for knowledge of who the Eliminators are in the current Elimination Game. (better not be you, ostrich ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. You may never speak of it, or use the knowledge. When it would be helpful to know, you forget it, but when you don't need it, you remember it. I wish for comfortable clothes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. all you other banes are removed as well. I wish for Patience. Lots and lots of Patience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted. The shard Patience is gifted to you. When Odium comes to shatter with you, you're very patient with him. He doesn't care however. You're so patient, you wait until he's shattered you to voice you complaints, becuase there's no use rushing things. I wish I wasn't drownin' in the Fallon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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