taveren he/him Posted January 13, 2015 Posted January 13, 2015 you know i think this became a be careful what you wish for game instead of a boon/bane game since the nightwatcers banes aren't always linked to the wish
Guest Posted January 13, 2015 Posted January 13, 2015 you know i think this became a be careful what you wish for game instead of a boon/bane game since the nightwatcers banes aren't always linked to the wish It was like this from the beginning.
Kadrok she/her Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. The entirety of your super strength is located on your left oblique. Have fun using it! I wish we could rid ourselves of those biological impulses which are inapplicable in a modern setting. Done. As I don't know your culture, and therefore what impulses are applicable to your particular situation, I just removed them all to be safe. Does that count the impulse to breathe? I want a pony made out of diamonds.
Witty Username he/him Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 Done, you now have one nano-scale diamond pony that cannot be seen without a scanning-tunneling electron microscope.I wish for everyone but me to have that Monday feeling every day.
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. For your plain rudeness, you are a paraplegic. I wish that no one had the Monday feeling but me. I will take it from everyone. 2
Kadrok she/her Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. For your plain rudeness, you are a paraplegic. I wish that no one had the Monday feeling but me. I will take it from everyone. Granted Captain Noble Sacrifice. Perhaps this bead of Lerasium will brighten your day. I wish for absolution.
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 Granted Captain Noble Sacrifice. Perhaps this bead of Lerasium will brighten your day. I wish for absolution. Thank you! I just want it to not be Monday. Oh, it's Wednesday. Ugh.
Kadrok she/her Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Thank you! No need to thank the Nightwatcher! She just gives you what she thinks you deserve... or whatever happens to be lying around... or whatever is amusing to her at that moment.
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Back on topic, I'll grant that, and the curse is that it's conditional on You spending one week every year volunteering at an orphanage in somewhere remote for the rest of your life. (You have to pay travel costs) I'll wish to go back three years, but to remember my experiences so I can make better decisions.
Kobold King he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Granted--but once you reach this day again, the timeline will reset to three years previously. You will spend the rest of eternity trapped in a three-year time loop, never capable of breaking free or progressing in your life. I wish to have a thick and bushy beard. 1
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) Granted--but once you reach this day again, the timeline will reset to three years previously. You will spend the rest of eternity trapped in a three-year time loop, never capable of breaking free or progressing in your life. I wish to have a thick and bushy beard. I'm trying to decide how bad this is...Granted. A stranger on the other side of the world has control of your left arm and you have control of his. Anything you try to do with your left arm moves his instead and vice versa. (Including trying to stroke your beard) I wish for a lightsaber. Edited January 15, 2015 by jasonpenguin
Guest Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 I'm trying to decide how bad this is... Granted. A stranger on the other side of the world has control of your left arm and you have control of his. Anything you try to do with your left arm moves his instead and vice versa. I wish for a lightsaber. Granted. Admittedly, it's a non-working lightsaber, but it's better than nothing. I wish to be a Force user.
Peng the Just he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. The force you get to use is the force of gravity. Congratulations, you don't float off in to space. I wish for my lightsaber to work.
Guest Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. Unfortunately, your lightsaber doesn't stop. I wish for Nightblood.
Redbird he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Granted, you get Nightblood rammed through your chest by a crazy evil person. I wish for a tasty sandwich.
Patrick Star Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. It's a sandwich that somebody else likes, but you don't. I wish I had 10 dollars so that I could buy a chipotle burrito (chicken, both beans, brown rice, cheese, and guac, to be specific, so that I don't share redbird's curse).
Guest Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. It's a sandwich that somebody else likes, but you don't. I wish I had 10 dollars so that I could buy a chipotle burrito (chicken, both beans, brown rice, cheese, and guac, to be specific, so that I don't share redbird's curse). Granted. Unfortunately, my salivary glands drowned out my higher brain functions when I read the words Chipotle burrito; no curse. I wish for a panda bear.
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. You get yourself. I wish for the ability to draw.
Patrick Star Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. You get yourself. I wish for the ability to draw. Granted. You can draw circles, but nothing else. I wish that I had a scented yankee candle.
Guest Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) Granted. You can draw circles, but nothing else. I wish that I had a scented yankee candle. You really don't wanna wish that.Edit: granted. But, of course, it stinks with a mighty foul stench. You die the end. I wish to be a Shard. Edited January 15, 2015 by inexorablePanda
Patrick Star Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. You are now the shard of procrastination. I'll think of a wish later. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Granted? Your brain is constantly filled with perfect wishes, but you will be forbidden from asking any of them. I wish for a candy cane. 2
Kadrok she/her Posted January 16, 2015 Posted January 16, 2015 Granted--but once you reach this day again, the timeline will reset to three years previously. You will spend the rest of eternity trapped in a three-year time loop, never capable of breaking free or progressing in your life. That actually sounds pretty awesome. You can get a lot done in three years, if it's the right three years, and the since you keep all your memories, you're effectively immortal and can build on what you've learned in all the previous cycles. You're essentially immortal, especially since you said you'd spend eternity trapped in the loop, never capable of breaking free. I assume if you die you get sent back to the start of the three years? I would do so many Graduate Diplomas, it's not even funny. Granted? Your brain is constantly filled with perfect wishes, but you will be forbidden from asking any of them. I wish for a candy cane. Granted. Unfortunately you need it to walk now, since your curse is crippling. I want what jasonpenguin got in the quote made earlier in this post.
Windreader she/her Posted January 16, 2015 Posted January 16, 2015 Granted. Each time you go back in time, you get 5% shorter than the last time. For eternity. I wish to not be afraid of living things.
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