Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

You said consume, not metabolise, so technically, following e=mc^2, I consume well over 300,000 calories a day.

You can, however, your eyesight gets worse if you do.

I wish for a purple cabbage.

[-ACE- he/him]

You get purple cabbage! But... its actually a rock shaped like purple cabbage painted purple by midnight essence. technically edible, depending on what species you are, and from what universe. 

 

I wish for a better computer 

Spoiler

I only have a cheap Chromebook from 8 years ago  

 

Edited Tuesday at 02:58 PM by -ACE-

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

You get the Allied Mastercomputer 

 

I wish for Stormlight 6 to come out tomorrow

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. Tomorrow, Stormlight 6 will come out as gay, and we'll be very proud. As a side note, you're now red-green colorblind.

I wish for a better memory without the "remember this embarrassing thing you did literally a decade ago constantly" part

[-ACE- he/him]

@Soulbinder

Granted. You now remember in perfect detail every embarrassing thing you have done in the past 315,359,999 seconds (just short of 10 years if my math is correct)

 

I wish for a piece of chalk that will grant me rithmatic abilities 

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. Your ability to draw circles is now unspeakably atrocious.

I wish for a giant rubber duck.

[DcD25yhtdA8 he/him]

Granted! Only problem is it's so big you have to get a crane to move it.

 

I wish that I had the ability to use all sixteen allomantic metals as if I just burned Lerasium, and have perfect knowledge on how to burn all sixteen metals.