Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

  

6 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

I wish to be able to use ctrl+f on physical books, but I can still read physical books and physical books don't all disappear.

You can, and your curse is that you become ticklish, and randomly feel like you're being tickled at completely unpredictable times for no reason at all.

[vague WoR + Minor to Moderate WaT spoilers below]

Spoiler

*takes a deep breath*

And for my boon, I challenge the Bondsmith Melishi to a duel!

 

Edited April 23 by Ati_Simp
I said 'but' where 'and' would have worked better.

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

3 hours ago, Ati_Simp said:

  

You can, and your curse is that you become ticklish, and randomly feel like you're being tickled at completely unpredictable times for no reason at all.

[vague WoR + Minor to Moderate WaT spoilers below]

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*takes a deep breath*

And for my boon, I challenge the Bondsmith Melishi to a duel!

 

Granted, but he's really nice right before you kill him, and you're scarred from your deed forever.

I wish for a non-haunted house.

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

2 hours ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

I wish for a non-haunted house.

It falls on you.

I wish to kill Tanavast 

[Verdance he/him]

6 minutes ago, Ati_Simp said:

It falls on you.

I wish to kill Tanavast 

Granted. You kill Tanavast, and he returns to Braize, but not before killing you. 

I wish for an electric guitar and amp

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

Just now, Verdance said:

I wish for an electric guitar and amp

You get them, but the guitar is untunable, and is already out of tune.

I want a refund, if he went to Braize, I'd argue he didn't actually die, since he's still alive.

[Verdance he/him]

Just now, Ati_Simp said:

You get them, but the guitar is untunable, and is already out of tune.

I want a refund, if he went to Braize, I'd argue he didn't actually die, since he's still alive.

You are refunded three dollars and eleven cents converted to Rosharan spheres.

I want the ability to manipulate the acceleration of my passage through time.

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

1 minute ago, Verdance said:

I want the ability to manipulate the acceleration of my passage through time.

You can manipulate it, but not very well.

I wish to kill Harmony using Nightblood 

[Akimikoisthecutest]

1 minute ago, Ati_Simp said:

I wish to kill Harmony using Nightblood 

You kill Harmony and ascend, but Autonomy immediately invades casting you out from your planet

I wish to be a good author (Not as good as Brandon ofc) 

[Verdance he/him]

Just now, Akimikoisthecutest said:

You kill Harmony and ascend, but Autonomy immediately invades casting you out from your planet

I wish to be a good author (Not as good as Brandon ofc) 

Granted. It takes seven years and twelve progressively more acceptable manuscripts.

i wish for a pet rat.

Edited April 23 by Verdance

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. You get a rat that goes around petting things. It lightly pats things around your house, but it hates you and runs away from you as much as it can. Your neighbor eventually adopts it, and it loves them. You can see it running around their house, petting their things.

I wish I had more time to do stuff I actually want to do

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

1 hour ago, AltonicKeys said:

Granted. You get a rat that goes around petting things. It lightly pats things around your house, but it hates you and runs away from you as much as it can. Your neighbor eventually adopts it, and it loves them. You can see it running around their house, petting their things.

I wish I had more time to do stuff I actually want to do

Granted. You don't want to do anything anymore, so you die of boredom.

 

I wish ORV could become a good, quality videogame that I could play for free on my personal computer, without losing my computer or it not working.

@CoderDrag0n8

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

20 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Granted. You don't want to do anything anymore, so you die of boredom.

 

I wish ORV could become a good, quality videogame that I could play for free on my personal computer, without losing my computer or it not working.

@CoderDrag0n8

Granted. However, you must read the entirity of ORV first, and then all of the side stories, sequel, related works, their side stories, and listen to me lecture you on the thematic devices within ORV and how it relates to my personal belief system and the human experience.

I wish more people would read ORV T^T

[Verdance he/him]

56 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Granted. However, you must read the entirity of ORV first, and then all of the side stories, sequel, related works, their side stories, and listen to me lecture you on the thematic devices within ORV and how it relates to my personal belief system and the human experience.

I wish more people would read ORV T^T

Granted. Three more, and one of them only half counts because she is a cat. None of them have accounts on the Shard.

I wish you would tell me whether or not i have to read all that content before you lecture me on thematic devices and etc (legit curious as to your thoughts on that)

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Granted. However, you must read the entirity of ORV first, and then all of the side stories, sequel, related works, their side stories, and listen to me lecture you on the thematic devices within ORV and how it relates to my personal belief system and the human experience.

I wish more people would read ORV T^T

Challenge accepted (Skip me)

did you see my member title?

@CoderDrag0n8

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, Verdance said:

Granted. Three more, and one of them only half counts because she is a cat. None of them have accounts on the Shard.

I wish you would tell me whether or not i have to read all that content before you lecture me on thematic devices and etc (legit curious as to your thoughts on that)

Granted. You now know that you only must have read the first 551 chapters of ORV before being lectured. However, You have 24 hours to finish the rest of ORV or else DIRE consequences will await you.

38 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Challenge accepted (Skip me)

did you see my member title?

@CoderDrag0n8

 

mmmm ill add u to the chat

I wish I could fly

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

10 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Granted. You now know that you only must have read the first 551 chapters of ORV before being lectured. However, You have 24 hours to finish the rest of ORV or else DIRE consequences will await you.

mmmm ill add u to the chat

I wish I could fly

Already did

[Denissimo He/him]

I wish for 30298 limbs.

[Verdance he/him]

3 hours ago, Denissimo said:

I wish for 30298 limbs.

Granted. The wish in of itself is the curse. 

I wish for more wishes.

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

4 minutes ago, Verdance said:

I wish for more wishes.

You can wish for whatever you want, but that doesn't mean your wishes will come true.

I wish to fight the Sibling, one-on-one.

[Denissimo He/him]

1 hour ago, Ati_Simp said:

You can wish for whatever you want, but that doesn't mean your wishes will come true.

I wish to fight the Sibling, one-on-one.

Granted. One is literally on one. Congrats, you are currently crushed underneath a massive tower.
Have fun dueling.

[Verdance he/him]

55 minutes ago, Denissimo said:

Granted. One is literally on one. Congrats, you are currently crushed underneath a massive tower.
Have fun dueling.

You need to wish for something :3

Nice job though

[Denissimo He/him]

I wish for a wheel of parmesan cheese.

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

1 minute ago, Denissimo said:

I wish for a wheel of parmesan cheese.

You get a skateboard wheel of parmesan.

I wish to Unmake the sibling.

[Denissimo He/him]

1 minute ago, Ati_Simp said:

You get a skateboard wheel of parmesan.

I wish to Unmake the sibling.

Congratulations, if you didn't have a sibling before, you have one now. And they're now an ancient and horrible spren.

"What's up bro?" "BAALALALLRHAGAG"

I wish to enlarge the skateboard wheel of parmesan to the size of a proto-planet.

[Fizz9]

Granted, I don't think anything else is needed. (it crushes you if your wondering)

 

I wish for the ability to get all my work done + make games for my friends. (oh, and if I can get a gift idea for my friend that would be great!)