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Posted
18 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

Granted. You have more free time, but during the free time you have, you can only do things that you don't want to do.

I wish that there were more breaks in school.

Granted. Your shoes now have bike breaks stuck to the bottom; it's part of the uniform and means you walk really. Really. Really. Slowly. But the teachers don't so you get into trouble for being late to class.

I wish I knew what was going on. 

Posted
1 hour ago, Through the Living Ink said:

Granted. Your shoes now have bike breaks stuck to the bottom; it's part of the uniform and means you walk really. Really. Really. Slowly. But the teachers don't so you get into trouble for being late to class.

I wish I knew what was going on. 

Granted. You know what’s going on, but your attention span is decimated, and you can only focus on what is going on in a given moment.

I wish to be able to channel Saidin (there’s a couple of easy banes for this one).

Posted
4 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Granted. Saidan channel is now streamable on your phone.

 

I wish for the FitnessGram Pacer Test to cease to exist.

Granted. They come up with a new test where you have to run a marathon in under 3 hours or else you fail PE.

I wish for a pet dragon.

Posted
1 hour ago, Unintelligenius said:

Granted. They come up with a new test where you have to run a marathon in under 3 hours or else you fail PE.

I wish for a pet dragon.

Granted, you know have a piece of paper with the words 'pet dragon' printed on there

I wish for ■■

Posted
11 hours ago, Through The Living Coder said:

Granted, you know have a piece of paper with the words 'pet dragon' printed on there

I wish for ■■

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I wish for a motlov cocktail, which I misspelled. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Through the Living Ink said:

Granted, you ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ and are written out of ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■

I wish for a motlov cocktail, which I misspelled. 

Granted. Luckily, the Nightwatcher understands that you misspelled it and grants you a molotov cocktail. Unfortunately, when she conjured it into the physical plane, she miscalculated the location, and the molotov appears miles above you. As it falls and accelerates, it starts burning the air around it, lighting the wick. Through some miracle, you catch it safely without blowing up. Yay! You now have a molotov cocktail! It's due to explode any second now, but aren't you glad the Nightwatcher corrected your mistake?

I wish I can have a fancy time traveling car

Posted
18 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Granted. Saidan channel is now streamable on your phone.

Eh. Massive win. I can still channel. I don’t know what Saidan is, but the way you phrase that makes it sound optional, so cool!

20 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

I wish for more people to Join my Cult of Lives

Granted. Chaos bans everyone in the Cult, mistaking everyone in it as alt accounts.

I wish for cake.

Posted
2 hours ago, Qianweilian said:

Eh. Massive win. I can still channel. I don’t know what Saidan is, but the way you phrase that makes it sound optional, so cool!

Granted. Chaos bans everyone in the Cult, mistaking everyone in it as alt accounts.

I wish for cake.

You get cake, but only at your 81st birthday. 
i wish for more wishes

Posted
4 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

You get cake, but only at your 81st birthday. 
i wish for more wishes

Granted. You are now always at Taravangian’s most emotional state.

I wish to have Kryptonian powers.

Posted (edited)
On 3/6/2026 at 11:16 PM, Qianweilian said:

I wish to have Kryptonian powers

Granted, but they will be Powered by Red Sun light instead of yellow sun light, making them useless on earth

 

 

I wish that I do not need to sleep and do not want to sleep

Edited by Wahrheitswächter
Posted

Granted, but you know have to eat twice as much food to stay alive, your stomach size stays the same, you just need to eat twice as much.

 

I wish to be a Radiant

Posted
2 hours ago, DcD25yhtdA8 said:

Granted, but you know have to eat twice as much food to stay alive, your stomach size stays the same, you just need to eat twice as much.

I wish to be a Radiant

Granted. You're a radiant, no strings attached! A pretty good one too, you manage to stay alive and well. But this also means you're always active, and you can rarely ever catch a break. You're constantly exhausted. No serious health issues, it just sucks.

I wish I have better luck

Posted
40 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

hi guys

I wish people remember to make a wish because thats my favorite part about this game

granted

😈

Posted

Granted, there are no more wishes in some other random thread.

I wish for food.

Posted

Granted. Bob doesn't wish for you, and leaves you. Please be more considerate of what Bob wants next time.

I wish wisdom teeth weren't a thing

Posted
3 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

Granted. Bob doesn't wish for you, and leaves you. Please be more considerate of what Bob wants next time.

I wish wisdom teeth weren't a thing

Granted. You have no teeth, and are stupid.

I wish i could have infinite pizza like in gravity falls

Posted

You die in a flood of pizza. Skill issue

I wish for a deluxe leatherbound edition of Yumi and the Nightmare Painter

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