Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, The cheeseman said:

If you're on PC I'd be totally down for some jolly co-operation in DS1. Not sure if my PC can run the other two.

(Skip me as well)

Naahh

sadly

My PC is officially barely functional.

(skippity skip skip!)

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

@Limited_empathy this the thing (skip me)

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I wish for a cookie

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

19 minutes ago, DezaS said:

I wish for a cookie

Granted its laced with laxative 

 

I wish for gasoline 

Spoiler

I have a think I need to do with gasoline

 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Granted its laced with laxative 

 

I wish for gasoline 

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I have a think I need to do with gasoline

 

Granted 

but the gasoline is not flammable 

I wish for infinite speed bumps

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, Limited_empathy said:

Granted 

but the gasoline is not flammable 

I wish for infinite speed bumps

NOOOOO I NEEDED IT TI BE FLAMMABLE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHECK HIW LONG MY COUSINS LAST IN FIRE NOW

(skip me)

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

23 minutes ago, Limited_empathy said:

I wish for infinite speed bumps

Why would you wish for this? You are now the Nightwatcher's Bondsmith. You may not leave the Valley.

I wish for Chouta

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, DezaS said:

Why would you wish for this? You are now the Nightwatcher's Bondsmith. You may not leave the Valley.

I wish for Chouta

A I wis for this because I could cause so much chaos

b skip me please

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

2 minutes ago, DezaS said:

Why would you wish for this? You are now the Nightwatcher's Bondsmith. You may not leave the Valley.

I wish for Chouta

Granted but the Lopen is now chasing you as that was his couta

I wish for the next person who wishes not to have a bane

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted. Some kid wished upon a falling star as he was going to bed that night. He didn't get anything, but there was no bane.

I wish that my school wasn't making us follow this monstrosity of a bell schedule next year

Spoiler

 

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, DezaS said:

Granted. Some kid wished upon a falling star as he was going to bed that night. He didn't get anything, but there was no bane.

I wish that my school wasn't making us follow this monstrosity of a bell schedule next year

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bro what the skibidi even is that bell schedule

granted, your school has no schedule at all

i wish for a new piece of gum

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted: A new (to you) piece of gum is at the bottom of your shoe.

J'accuse @सत्य हेर्ने

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

2 minutes ago, DezaS said:

Granted: A new (to you) piece of gum is at the bottom of your shoe.

J'accuse @सत्य हेर्ने

ce n'était pas moi, je blâme @Limited_empathy

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I wish for a brand-new fully functional Google Pixel 9 XL

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 hour ago, Critically insane said:

I wish for a brand-new fully functional Google Pixel 9 XL

Granted it can never charge above 20%

I wish to see the future 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Sure: You are now an electrum allomancer.

Good luck getting that expensive electrum and actually putting it to any useful use

I wish for friends

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

you get me

I wish for everyone at my school to stop getting sick

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted, but the rest of the world (your family included) dies of the black plague. 

I wish for a plate of curry chicken.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1 hour ago, Just A Silvereye said:

I wish for a plate of curry chicken.

Granted. The chicken is alive.

I wish for my math class to be over for the day.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 hour ago, dezaS said:

Granted. The chicken is alive.

I wish for my math class to be over for the day.

Granted but you have it all night

i wish to have an infinite source of electrum that dosent come from my bank account 

Edited March 1, 2025 by सत्य हेर्ने

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

On 2/21/2025 at 3:30 PM, dezaS said:

Granted. Some kid wished upon a falling star as he was going to bed that night. He didn't get anything, but there was no bane.

I wish that my school wasn't making us follow this monstrosity of a bell schedule next year

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If you think that is painful… let’s just say my schedule is even more messed up illogically. AND I have two - it changes every other week. I would add a photo but don’t have any readily available.

(Skip me)

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

17 hours ago, Hoid_Slayer said:

If you think that is painful… let’s just say my schedule is even more messed up illogically. AND I have two - it changes every other week. I would add a photo but don’t have any readily available.

 

Well, note the 1 minute passing period between period 3 (1st lunch) and period 4 on fridays

(squip me)

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

3 hours ago, dezaS said:

Well, note the 1 minute passing period between period 3 (1st lunch) and period 4 on fridays

(squip me)

Ahh… I see. That is… absolutely nonsensical. I take back my earlier comment; this is an absolute monstrosity.

(Skip me)

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 2/28/2025 at 6:06 PM, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Granted but you have it all night

i wish to have an infinite source of electrum that dosent come from my bank account 

granted i take all your money

I wish for somewhere safe to put this cool money I just got

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

11 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

granted i take all your money

I wish for somewhere safe to put this cool money I just got

Wonderful; you the money is placed in a safe that can never be opened, not even by you.

 

I wish for immortality, but in the least painful way possible while still preserving my consciousnesses and ability to observe the world.