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3 minutes ago, echo74 said:

granted, you are now magic

idk

do with that what you will 🤷‍♀️

i wish for some socks and maybe a french fry

Granted. The socks always smell like French fries and the French fry tastes like socks.

i wish for an ice-cream sandwich

IDK, i guess we're on food now.

Posted

im just always hungry so i don't mind

granted, but it melts before you can eat it and then chocolate-y crust part sticks to your fingers

i wish for a new piece of gum (the one i'm chewing rn is getting kinda stale)

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Exact words! You teleport, but for reasons unrelated to your desire to teleport, resulting in inability to get where you actually want to go. 
I wish to be well rested tonight but also stay on the shard as long as everyone else (read: mostly just NameIess) is online. 

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Granted, on the condition that you do a handstand the instant you see this post. 

I wish days had 26 hours and everyone used the extra two for sleeping. 

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Granted. You still use those extra hours for writing completely insane stuff though. So now everyone but you is better rested. Thanks for the sacrifice, I greatly appreciate it (I would genuinely love being granted 2 magical hours of sleep)

I wish that I didn't ever forget anything when doing my suitcase.

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2 hours ago, Just A Silvereye said:

Granted. You still use those extra hours for writing completely insane stuff though. So now everyone but you is better rested. Thanks for the sacrifice, I greatly appreciate it (I would genuinely love being granted 2 magical hours of sleep)

I wish that I didn't ever forget anything when doing my suitcase.

Granted, but you always have a thirty percent chance of your suitcase getting lost in the airport.

I wish to have five bars of reception no matter where I am.

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9 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Granted. You can't help but singing about medicine and sugar at random intervals for the rest of your life.

Also you like pigeons way too much now.

I wish for better drawing skills.

Granted. You are now exceptionally skilled at drawing pigeons and only pigeons.

I wish for the ability to get eight hours of sleep every night and wake up actually feeling rested.

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Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

NINJA!

Dang.

 

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted.

All you ever draw is eldritch summoning signs.

 

Anyways

I wish for a Jester.

Granted. All he can joke about is your nose and he never runs out of jokes.

Again, the sleep thing.

Posted
1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted. Lift now tracks thou as to be likened to the chasing of a bloodhound.

I wish for a wolf as a pet.

I honestly wouldn't mind being friends with her.

*gasp* MAYBE I COULD JUST ADOPT HER?? YES OKAY THANKS BYE-

(skip me)

Posted
20 hours ago, echo74 said:

granted, you are now magic

idk

do with that what you will 🤷‍♀️

Oh, you fool... you have given me magic. With my power, I can rule the Cosmere! (or just one of its many worlds)

(skip me)

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