Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. There are currently two missionaries coming to your door- one of them has a hand-held fan.

Spoiler

heheh 

I wish for some substantial food.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it’s an edible brick

I wish for x-ray vision so I can see what my Christmas presents are

[strmblsd he/him]

granted but it only works for 1 second every 24 hours (and the amount of time you can use it is a max of 1 second)

I wish for a living honorspren that I can swear my oaths to and become a night radiant (with full access to stormlight)

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you are now a "night radiant" meaning you glow in the night. That's it. You can't to anything else.

I wish for mochi!!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. It crushed your cat. 

I wish for cats to actually have 9 lives. 

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

7 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Granted. It crushed your cat. 

I wish for cats to actually have 9 lives. 

granted. now your greatest enemy also has 9 lives.

i wish for french silk pie.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

jokes on you I have no enemies

Granted. It's made of a scarf (idk what the heck ur talking about)

I wish for my heart's desire. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Granted. It crushed your cat. 

I wish for cats to actually have 9 lives. 

wait but i don't have a cat...

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

1 hour ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

jokes on you I have no enemies

Granted. It's made of a scarf (idk what the heck ur talking about)

I wish for my heart's desire. 

Granted. You are now lactose intolerant.

I wish to become thane of Cawdor and Glamis.

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

14 hours ago, Ookla the Pretender said:

Granted. You are now lactose intolerant.

I wish to become thane of Cawdor and Glamis.

Granted, but none of you subjects or guards like you so much that you regularly have an attempt on your life.

I wish to get another cat so I get 27 lives in total.

Edited December 2, 2024 by Ookla the unoriginal

[strmblsd he/him]

granted but now a cat is expected to live 5 days max

I wish for a girlfriend

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

granted. she's manipulative. 

I wish for skills in every art medium.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

 

5 hours ago, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

granted but now a cat is expected to live 5 days max

I wish for a girlfriend

Granted but she behaves like a mantis and will try to decapitate you.

Edited December 2, 2024 by TheBestTruthWatcher

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

I wish for a Diet Coke 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Guess I’ll grant two then.

4 hours ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

granted. she's manipulative. 

I wish for skills in every art medium.

Granted, no one recognizes your talent and you become homeless.

20 minutes ago, TheBestTruthWatcher said:

I wish for a Diet Coke 

Granted, there’s a lethal dose of cyanide with it.

I wish for bad people to disappear

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. They will reappear in your home on your 18th birthday. 

I wish for a beautiful pet dragon. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Ok, the dragon is a prankster and everytime you sit down you sit on a whoopie cushion no way to escape. Don't worry tho, the dragon's beautiful

I wish to be a pro at chess

Edited December 2, 2024 by Ookla the Doom
nooooooooooooooooo not my toes!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

The Nightwatcher is confused about your wording, and gives you some little chess cookies.

Oh, and for your bane, your toes disappear.

I wish for some  f r e s h  t o a s t

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted! It's so fresh it hasn't even been baked yet!

I wish for a scarf that makes people love me. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted! It's infuriatingly itchy, and distracts you so much that you don't notice that everyone loves you.

I wish for some normal toast that I can eat.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. If you decide to eat the toast ten random people in the world will die.

I wish for a burrito.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. It has metal in it. 

I wish for fuzzy socks!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you are deathly allergic to fuzzy-ness now.

I wish for warm clothes

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. Your arms fall off.

I wish for a warm blanket. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. It burns you. 

I wish for magic art supplies.