Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

12 minutes ago, oOkLa ThE fEmALe cHeEsE said:

with………… with what

With something other than what I know you’re thinking. Go on, grant my wish, scudface. 

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

3 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

With something other than what I know you’re thinking. Go on, grant my wish, scudface. 

-_^
idk what u think i’m thinking, scudbreath

but uh

granted

i wish for my voice back

Edited November 28, 2024 by oOkLa ThE fEmALe cHeEsE

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. It’s in a shell around your neck and will be lost forever if you ever take it off. 

I wish for water. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, you are dropped on a planet made entirely of ice.

I wish for liquid water.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you drown in it.

I wish for pie

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You are dropped on a planet made entirely of water.

I wish I had finished my story. 

Oop ninjad 

Oh well I’m not changing it 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, the ending is horrible

I wish for a good story

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It comes out in forty years.

I wish for people to stop getting angry at me for things I didn't do just because I'm in the same room.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You’re my sister now. 

I wish for mad guitar skills. 

[LessName]

Granted, you can only play guitar good when you’re mad.

I wish for the ability to draw people.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You can no longer smell roses. 

(I feel your pain people are SO HARD )

I wish for a nice, perfect burger. 

[LessName]

(I can’t smell anyway)

Granted, but you are unfortunately too full to eat the burger.

I wish for some goldfish crackers.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Granted, they're covered in [insert thing you hate here]

I wish for perfect pitch.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Granted, they're covered in [insert thing you hate here]

I wish for perfect pitch.

Granted, you get it by stealing many many souls.

I wish for Nightblood.

[strmblsd he/him]

granted but you can no longer be invested so if you touch him he immediately eats your soul

I wish for a perfect Crystal full of stormlight

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You drop it and it shatters.

I wish for a shardblade.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, it’s spren hates you and manages to change shape purely to harm you.

I wish for a non hateful shardblade.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. It gets angry and possessive whenever you speak to somebody else. 

I wish for otherworldly beauty. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, your beauty is out of this world, and by that I mean really ugly

I wish for thanksgiving break to be one more week

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, school starts August 5th now.

I wish to learn at lightning speed

[strmblsd he/him]

granted but only if its information about lightning

I wish for a group of friends to hang out with and have  fun

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Granted. Unfortunately it’s all us Sharders.

I wish for my baby brother to not be such a terrorist.

Edited December 1, 2024 by Ookla the Awkward

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. He is now a terrierist.

I wish for all cars to have 4WD.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, 4WD now stands for “4 wild dolphins”.

I wish for dolphins to fly

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Granted, they live on Jupiter.

I wish for Wind and Truth to show up on my door RIGHT NOW.