Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

7 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

NO WAIT NO CANT YOU SAY LIKE WE DROWN AFTER OR SOMETHING NOT MeAN

Granted. You're very very drunk and you wake up on the top of a building wondering how you got there. You kissed three people while you were inebriated. 

I wish to be ALWAYS RIGHT. 

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ehhehe we just have all the good things to say 

 

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riiiiiiiiight?

Granted. In your dreams! Literally.

I wish to know who the heck I kissed last night.

I also wish for a dance with my bf.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

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riiiiiiiiight?

Granted. In your dreams! Literally.

I wish to know who the heck I kissed last night.

I also wish for a dance with my bf.

You kissed Rod on a dare, Todd because you're secretly in love with him, and Bob because he begged you to. 

Granted. Your'e now cursed to marry him one day and be happy about it for the rest of your life, muahaha. 

I wish for a guy to give me a pretty flower. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You're absolutely drunk.

I wish to go to the 3000th page TLT party.

[LessName]

Granted, except it’s dead.

(fun fact: early into our relationship, NameIess took me to a dance, now my previous relationship blew up before prom, so guess who showed up in a suit, so we could take prom pictures? NOT ONLY THAT, he brought me flowers :3)

I wish for a block of cheese

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Granted. You're absolutely drunk.

I wish to go to the 3000th page TLT party.

Oop, well granted, only in your dreams.

I still wish for a block of cheese.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

AWW THATS SO CUTE 

Granted. There's a mouse in it. 

I wish for a dragidydragon. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

8 minutes ago, LessName said:

(fun fact: early into our relationship, NameIess took me to a dance, now my previous relationship blew up before prom, so guess who showed up in a suit, so we could take prom pictures? NOT ONLY THAT, he brought me flowers :3)

 

THAT IS ADORABLE

AHHHH

wow

*cough* okay

Granted. You don't have a nose. Or eyebrows.

I wish for some brain-mush potion(???).

[LessName]

GIRL I ALREADY DONT HAVE EYEBROWS AS A BLONDE ahem, more of a ginger now anyway.

granted, it came in the form of cola

i wish for eyebrows.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. They're invisible! 

I wish for someone to kiss while under the spell of brain mush. 

[LessName]

They already are. . . Hrmph 

granted, here’s a CPR dummy

Wish for a working nose

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It's two slits in you face.

Guess you'll be Voldemort every Halloween.

I wish for sleep.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You have to sleep on a rock. 

I wish my kissing buddy was real. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, they become someone else’s kissing buddy after a while

I wish for the feeling of satisfaction

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

NO THATS SO CRUEL VYZ 

Granted. I HOPE you're HAPPY.  

I wish for a fish tail. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

NO THATS SO CRUEL VYZ 

It’s called a bane for a reason.

Granted, all water on Earth disappears to coalesce into your tail.

I wish for my next bane to be completely random and have no correspondence to my wish at all.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. Good luck figuring out what it is. 

I tried ok

I wish for orange. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you can only see orange now.

I wish to be good at investing.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You're bad at walking, talking, thinking, and breathing. 

I wish for theme music to play only for me from no visible source to match the events of my life. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It's load and overbearing, but it does match the theme!

I wish for whatever it was that the barkeeper gave Beosta

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Hey if it matches the theme, I can get used to it! 

Granted. It's flat and bitter and very hard to drink. Oh and for your bane, you remember every embarrasing thing you've ever done. 

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

The Nightwatcher is confused, as you have not properly requested a boon. Therefore, she takes your last sentence as a request. For your boon, you remember every single embarrassing thing you've ever done.

Your bane is that your eyes have switched positions with your ears.

 

I wish that I could get myself to go to bed earlier.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but you now wake up once per 30 minutes for 5 minutes every time you sleep.

I wish to know how to lucid dream

[LessName]

granted, you now know how to lucid dream, but you can’t exercise the knowledge.

 

I wish to be able to wash my hair without drowning. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted? You have no hair?

I wish to talk like this in real life?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. Talk like what, my dear lady?

I wish for a puppy doggy!

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, it is also snobby. A snobby puppy doggy.

I wish for lots of dynamite.