Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Physics still apply, so you are unable to use them and they are enormously cumbersome.

I wish for hummingbird wings.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, they retain the same size as if it were on a hummingbird.

i wish to be Superman.

Edited August 20, 2024 by Vyzkel
Forgot to wish.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but you have been granted a Kryptonite touch and yadayadayada you get the point

I wish for Wish to not exist or I wish for everyone to capitalize their I's at the beginning of each sentence

Edited August 20, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Wierdo he/him]

granted, now I must be capitalized In each sentence It Is Included In.
I would lIke to wIsh for my name to be In every bIllIonaIr's wIll

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

15 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

granted, now I must be capitalized In each sentence It Is Included In.

You missed the two I's in capitalized.

*cough cough irony cough* 

(skip me)

Edited August 21, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Wierdo he/him]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

You missed the two I's in capitalized.

*cough cough irony cough* 

(skip me)

I- UH- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
(Skip this-)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Wierdo said:

I- UH- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
(Skip this-)

AHAHAAAAaaaaaa

(skip me again lol)

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Wierdo said:

granted, now I must be capitalized In each sentence It Is Included In.
I would lIke to wIsh for my name to be In every bIllIonaIr's wIll

Granted. You get one cent from each one. Since there are roughly 2,700 billionares in the world you will get approxamently $27.

I wish for every millionare to put me in there wills giving me a million dollars each.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, every millionaire who died in the state of Ohio will give you a million dollars.

I wish to be a billionaire.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

8 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Granted, every millionaire who died in the state of Ohio will give you a million dollars.

So just did some quick research. There are ~261,157 million-dollar earners in Ohio. Once all of them die if I get a million dollars from each of them I will have 261 billion dollars, so I'm fine with that.

Skip me.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, Unintelligenius said:

So just did some quick research. There are ~261,157 million-dollar earners in Ohio. Once all of them die if I get a million dollars from each of them I will have 261 billion dollars, so I'm fine with that.

Skip me.

…huh

skip me too

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted you are a billionaire in random diseases

I wish that I could just go back to being homeschooled...

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Everyone from your school now also learns at a home. That home is yours. Have fun!

I wish to need less sleep in order to be well-rested.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, the standard for well rested has been lowered.

I wish to not have insomnia.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. For every hour you are awake you must be asleep for 23 hours.

I wish for school to not exist.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted. I don't need to do a bane cuz the bane is already there. Have fun riding a plane piloted by an uneducated teenager! And I hope you enjoy eating buggy food cause the farmers don't know what they're doing. Or drinking dirty water! Sounds delightful!

I wish to be immune to all disease. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You age 1,000 times faster.

I wish for school to only be six months of the year with no breaks and then have a six month summer break.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Only in your dreams!

I wish to age 1000x slower

 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. Every assassin in the world has been offered ten billion dollars to bring in your corpse.

I wish for the weather to cool down five degrees.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but only in your body... Sooo yeah, hypothermia forever, better get some health insurance cuz you'll be visiting the hospital a lot. And btw it's permanent.

I wish for all assassins to die.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you become an assassin.

I wish to be a skilled mercenary.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted. But you are now Denth. Sooooo enjoying dying!!!

I wish to have 10 hours of sleep tonight

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted, but it's from 3 AM to 1 PM. Sorry.

I wish strmblsd would lose the game.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, but you do too.

I wish for a nice bed.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but you just died in your sleep.

I wish for an endless supply of almond milk