Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. I wants to eat you for some reason, and wil chase you around your school.

I wish for unlimited, unbroken,  mechanical pencil lead.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Granted. It piles up around you and multiplies until it’s covering the entire universe.

I wish for a pet cat.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

3 hours ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

Granted. It piles up around you and multiplies until it’s covering the entire universe.

I wish for a pet cat.

Granted, it is invisible.

I wish for a lightsaber 

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You forever have the Imperial March playing in your head.

I wish for nunchucks.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

4 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. You forever have the Imperial March playing in your head.

I wish for nunchucks.

That’s a bane?

Everytime you use them, you hit yourself in the face at least once. 
 

 I wish for a pair of pears.

[Lunamor she/her]

5 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

That’s a bane?

Everytime you use them, you hit yourself in the face at least once. 
 

 I wish for a pair of pears.

After several years, it becomes quite the bane.

So no change then? 

Granted. You are allergic to everything but potatoes.

I wish for a giant Union Jack flag.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. The Irish and the Scots are both trying to burn it, as they each hate England more than the other.

I wish for a hug and a kiss from my girlfriend.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You run out of toothpaste 30% faster than normal.

I wish for cotton candy that doesn’t make things all sticky.

[NameIess]

Granted. This cotton candy makes anything it touches spontaneously combust.

I wish to survive being hit by lightning.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Your hands are now invisible.

I wish to safely visit the moon.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. The trip back will not be safe.

I wish for the ability to teleport.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

31 minutes ago, TwinSouls said:

Granted. The trip back will not be safe.

I wish for the ability to teleport.

Granted. You always land in a tree.

I wish for a new black fluffy sweatshirt. 

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, but it is made out of live cats, that scratch you every 2 and 3 quarter minutes on the dot.

I wish for understanding.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 minute ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

Granted, but it is made out of live cats, that scratch you every 2 and 3 quarter minutes on the dot.

I wish for understanding.

Granted. It is blue and squishy and yells "BOB" at you every ten minutes.

I wish for a pig.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, it is green, and gives you green eggs and ham every day. On a plate.

 

I wish for the ability to understand why people are people

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

granted it overwelms you turning you insane

i wish for the ability to be able to write better books than brandon

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

granted, but you finish none.

I wish for the ability to cure anything, including things that happen to myself.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You are constantly having to cure yourself because you are constantly getting all of the diseases.

I wish for onions to not make me cry.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. Now cutting bread makes you cry.

I wish for an international mandate that bans flourescent lighting in favour of mood lighting.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. It becomes impossible to hide your emotions, as the color of nearby lights is now synced to your mood.

I wish for my hair to never tangle.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. Your toilets clog every time you flush, no matter what

I wish for a left sock.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. It spends its days pining for the right sock.

I wish for a turtle.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. The world is now a disc resting on the shoulders of 4 elephants standing on the back of a giant turtle. The turtle obeys what you tell them*, but they can't hear you because their ears are in the void and in space no one can hear you cry, so it doesn't matter.

I wish for a lightbulb.

 

*Astrobiologists are still debating the turtle's gender.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, you forget what you thought of to summon it though.

I wish for world peace.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. It’s achieved Uvara style.

I wish for a normal sleep schedule.