Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, It's full of fish.

 

I wish for fish.

[Wittles he/him]

Your fish wish is granted. There is now permanently a really ominous looking cloud floating by you at all times. It has anxiety so it only puts its voice in your head.

I wish for a pocket dimension/liminal space

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Now everyone will only refer to you as “you-know-who”.

I wish for a higher quality phone camera.

 

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. You now have a phone where none of the apps work except the higher-quality phone camera.

I wish to finish more stories.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Now you can read books very quickly but cannot write.

I wish for a never-ending roll of toilet paper.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. Now you can read books very quickly but cannot write.

I wish for a never-ending roll of toilet paper.

Granted, but you can’t tear it. 

I wish for hot chocolate

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, it burns your mouth.

I wish for, if I ever get banned, that my final words on the Shard be "Goodbye, mortals."

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You are now allergic to the letter a.

I wish for a pet axehound.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted! It is an extremely radioactive pet axehound, and you can't come within 100 kilometers of it.

I wish for the pain in my neck to go away

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. With no side effects but stage 7 cancer

I wish for a sword

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. You have two left feet.

I wish for all the Berserk deluxe editions.

[Ookla she/her]

On 12/23/2023 at 11:34 AM, Lunamor said:

Granted. Now you can read books very quickly but cannot write.

I wish for a never-ending roll of toilet paper.

Oh, that's diabolical. I'm sure you realize that writing was what I meant, which means I phrased that boon really poorly.

25 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

Granted. You have two left feet.

I wish for all the Berserk deluxe editions.

Granted. However, anything you touch has a 77.859% chance of catching fire.

I should like a pile of red beryls, placed gently at my feet. 

[Lunamor she/her]

7 minutes ago, Ookla said:

Oh, that's diabolical. I'm sure you realize that writing was what I meant, which means I phrased that boon really poorly.

‘Twas indeed an intentional misinterpretation 

8 minutes ago, Ookla said:

Granted. However, anything you touch has a 77.859% chance of catching fire.

I should like a pile of red beryls, placed gently at my feet. 

Granted. Your feet have teleported somewhere else without you, presumably a location where someone is placing red beryls next to them.

I wish for a nice sweater.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. The sweater isn't nice to you back, however

I wish for iron irons

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

1 hour ago, Ookla said:

Granted. However, anything you touch has a 77.859% chance of catching fire.

I'll take that chance.

1 hour ago, Aeoryi said:

I wish for iron irons

Granted. You are now allergic to Nitrogen.

I wish for fireproof fire.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 hour ago, The cheeseman said:

I'll take that chance.

Granted. You are now allergic to Nitrogen.

I wish for fireproof fire.

Granted. The nightwatcher says it is "extinguished", but you don't know what that means.

I wish for cold fusion 

[Ookla she/her]

2 hours ago, Aeoryi said:

Granted. The nightwatcher says it is "extinguished", but you don't know what that means.

I wish for cold fusion 

Granted. You are now frozen next to your cold fusion reactor.

I wish to be able to touch fire and hot objects without getting burned.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. You can no longer touch room tempura

I wish for my true self to be known

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Some random dude in Idaho now knows all of your secrets.

I wish for a potted plant.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

Granted. You receive Venomous Tentacula that tries to strangle you.

I wish for a pair of thick socks.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. They aren’t very smart looking.

I wish for candy corn.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. Your house is now packed with thousands of pounds of candied corn-cobs slathered in maple syrup and hot sauce.

I wish to be able to survive both on earth and in the empty void of space.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Your legs and arms have now switched places.

I wish for the power of the sun in the palm of my hand.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. However, you must also hold the responsibility of the sun in the palm of your hand. Essentially, you are always blamed for anything sun-related, including sunburns, poor seasonal weather, and, worst of all, daylight savings.

I wish for a musical theatre adaptation of every major Cosmere story.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. The music in all of them is absolutely terrible, and the scriptwriting boring.

I wish for a bookstore's worth of Sanderson novels.