Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. You and your spren now live in the Empire of Cryodill, circa 205 4E.

I wish for Bethesda games to not be buggy messes at launch.

[Aeoryi she/her]

4 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

Granted. You and your spren now live in the Empire of Cryodill, circa 205 4E.

I wish for Bethesda games to not be buggy messes at launch.

Granted. They are completely unplayable, and have no major bugs, since the files only work for ps(-6)

I wish to return to my normal time with my spren alive and not mulitated

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. You return to your normal time. Your spren stays in Cryodill, alive and unmutilated.

I wish for more mainstream Lovecraftian horror.

Edited August 1, 2023 by The cheeseman

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. One of your hands is now gone.

I wish for the clarity to figure out what this storming puzzle is trying to tell me.

[Aeoryi she/her]

4 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

Granted. One of your hands is now gone.

I wish for the clarity to figure out what this storming puzzle is trying to tell me.

Granted. The nightwatcher presses the hint button. Your bane is that you still can't figure it out.

I wish to be with my spren again (with both of us alive and in the right time)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The Nightwatcher throws up their hands and says, "Granted, your bane is that you can't wish anything related to your spren, or any spren for that matter, in any way shape or form."

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich with chick fit a sauce, bacon and pepper jack cheese.

[Aeoryi she/her]

7 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

The Nightwatcher throws up their hands and says, "Granted, your bane is that you can't wish anything related to your spren, or any spren for that matter, in any way shape or form."

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich with chick fit a sauce, bacon and pepper jack cheese.

Granted. It has 8x10^3829 L of sodium and 1.98x10^4289 calories. It's the size of a donut as well

I wish for my wishes to be honored in the spirit in which the wish was given and not in the letter it was written (or spoken). 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The Nightwatcher says that wish feels targeted and grants it in a way that it only works twice a year, the other times they can be misunderstood.

I wish for UNLIMITED BACON!

[Aeoryi she/her]

31 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

The Nightwatcher says that wish feels targeted and grants it in a way that it only works twice a year, the other times they can be misunderstood.

I wish for UNLIMITED BACON!

Granted. Each bacon is worse than the last. The bacon's unhealthiness worsens tenfold each time you summon a bacon

I wish to understand what Aether is

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Aeoliae said:

Granted. Each bacon is worse than the last. The bacon's unhealthiness worsens tenfold each time you summon a bacon

I wish to understand what Aether is

The Nightwatcher directs you to WoBs and Tress of the Emerald Sea.

I wish for a time machine I can use whenever I want, don't have to fix, it doesn't ever break, and that I have eternal life without dying.

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

The Nightwatcher directs you to WoBs and Tress of the Emerald Sea.

I wish for a time machine I can use whenever I want, don't have to fix, it doesn't ever break, and that I have eternal life without dying.

Granted. Unfortunately it may only send you back 1 hour, and everyone thinks that your that person who doesn't follow daylight savings time.

I wish to change the nightwatcher's name to the watchernight

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

You get a slap in the face, the NIghtwatcher(watcher night) is offended.

I wish for the Cosmere to be adapted as animation really well.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted, it only exists in the Tower of Alexandria.

I wish for the Ebony Warrior to not be a horribly Broken boss fight.

Edited August 1, 2023 by The cheeseman

[Aeoryi she/her]

19 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

Granted, it only exists in the Tower of Alexandria.

I wish for the Ebony Warrior to not be a horribly Broken boss fight.

Granted. It now is required to beat the tutorial, and the boss is too hard for you to beat.

I wish to remove the world of corruption (and still keep my spren)

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. A person named Corruption is immediately teleported to the sun.

I wish for every quality book to receive an equally quality screen adaptation that is consumable in every human language.

[Aeoryi she/her]

25 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

Granted. A person named Corruption is immediately teleported to the sun.

I wish for every quality book to receive an equally quality screen adaptation that is consumable in every human language.

Granted. The animation is 20 seconds per frame (not frames per second, seconds per frame).

I wish for the @The cheeseman to swallow a Yelig-nar and I am still alive (with my spren who is also alive)

[NameIess]

13 minutes ago, Aeoliae said:

Granted. The animation is 20 seconds per frame (not frames per second, seconds per frame).

I wish for the @The cheeseman to swallow a Yelig-nar and I am still alive (with my spren who is also alive)

Granted. @The cheeseman swallows Yelig-nar and gains unimaginable power along with immortality for some reason, and your spren loses all of its memories.

I wish for Tress of the Emerald Sea to get an incredible movie adaptation that all my non-Cosmere friends will love.

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Granted. @The cheeseman swallows Yelig-nar and gains unimaginable power along with immortality for some reason, and your spren loses all of its memories.

I wish for Tress of the Emerald Sea to get an incredible movie adaptation that all my non-Cosmere friends will love.

Granted. You can only see it in death rattles, and you have to kill people to find out what happens.

I wish for my spren to get their memories back

[NameIess]

8 minutes ago, Aeoliae said:

Granted. You can only see it in death rattles, and you have to kill people to find out what happens.

Small price to pay.

8 minutes ago, Aeoliae said:

I wish for my spren to get their memories back

Granted. Your spren gains memories that include a previously forgotten life as a member of the Ghostbloods.

I wish that Brandon would secretly write a bunch more books.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. He attacks you with the Wabbajack every time he sees you.

I wish for all audiobooks to play at 2x speed.

[Aeoryi she/her]

41 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Small price to pay.

Granted. Your spren gains memories that include a previously forgotten life as a member of the Ghostbloods.

I wish that Brandon would secretly write a bunch more books.

That's cool. Good bane.

40 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

Granted. He attacks you with the Wabbajack every time he sees you.

I wish for all audiobooks to play at 2x speed.

Granted. This will only work on speakers that are broken.

I wish that my spren would tell me more about their ghostblood past life 

[NameIess]

6 minutes ago, Aeoliae said:

That's cool. Good bane.

Granted. This will only work on speakers that are broken.

I wish that my spren would tell me more about their ghostblood past life 

Granted. Your spren’s mission includes a directive to kill you.

I wish that I could be slightly less stressed.

[Aeoryi she/her]

5 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Granted. Your spren’s mission includes a directive to kill you.

I wish that I could be slightly less stressed.

Granted. Frustration comes instead.

I wish that my spren wouldn't kill me and we would find a peaceful resolution (that has both of us alive and together)

[NameIess]

9 minutes ago, Aeoliae said:

Granted. Frustration comes instead.

I wish that my spren wouldn't kill me and we would find a peaceful resolution (that has both of us alive and together)

Granted. The resolution is you joining the Ghostbloods and giving them vital information, betraying the Knights Radiant.

I wish for the intelligence to come up with good ideas.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Nameless* said:

Granted. The resolution is you joining the Ghostbloods and giving them vital information, betraying the Knights Radiant.

I wish for the intelligence to come up with good ideas.

Granted. You become a sentient awakened object with the command "run away"

I wish to visit scandrial with my spren without dying