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19 hours ago, Sequence said:

Granted. Your favorite (and only) doctor legally changes their name to Pepper and skips the country.

I wish for rats.

Granted, somehow everyone knows the details of your secret plans.

 

I wish I was more active.

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2 hours ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Granted, but you never have time to read again and all you do is study.

I wish to have the power to manipulate the weather.

Granted, but you become aware of how upset the weather is when it feels like it's being manipulated.

 

I wish I always knew the truth

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Granted. It is a vampire taynix. It drains the blood from your body and turns you into one of them. (Although that would actually be kinda cool, imo.)

I wish that my sister never gets a dog.

Posted (edited)
14 hours ago, Sequence said:

Granted. She gets four dogs.

I wish for a lime-green top hat.

Granted, but everything else you own is now flannel

 

I wish Odium would take a chill pill

Edited by AceBassMan
Posted

Granted. The chill pill makes him less reckless, not less evil, so it actually increases the amount of harm he inflicts on the world.

I wish to play chess as well as stockfish itself.

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Granted, your boon is that you become very gifted as a writer. Your bane is that you lose all your business and budgeting sense, and you are never able to publish a book again.

I wish to become fireproof.

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Granted, but it swaps your conscious and unconscious minds, rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you've known becomes impossible to grasp. Also, every 10 seconds it stabs your balls.

 

I wish I was the Nightwatcher

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