Some Random Spren he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 Granted. It can't be fire. I wish to be a kandra who can form bones and doesn't need spikes.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 Granted Brandon Sanderson hunts you down and kills you. I wish for a nahel bond.
Some Random Spren he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 Granted. You bond a seon. You aren't on roshar so you get no additional abilities. I wish for infinite pancakes.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 Granted you get super sick with cancer. I wish for sticks.
Some Random Spren he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 Granted. None of them can be fire. I wish to have Lift's wierdness.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 Granted you become a shard, which happens to be odium. I wish for some pizza.
Some Random Spren he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 pretty sure lift isnt a shard lol granted, but you're now allergic to the ingredients of it I wish to have a shardblade.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 Granted but it screams in your head every single second you own it. I wish for SE to stop making my head explode every time I read a big post.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 Granted. It starts making your head implode. I WISH FOR JIM TO COME BACK TO LIFE OH MY PRECIOUS JIM THE CRAB!
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 Granted but you die and Jim goes turns into a crustacean form of Kaladin. I wish for unlimited chickie nugs from chick fila.
Some Random Spren he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Granted but you die and Jim goes turns into a crustacean form of Kaladin. I wish for unlimited chickie nugs from chick fila. granted but you get diabetes i wish i had a soulcaster fabrial
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 Granted you turn to ash after your first use of it I wish for a cake.
Some Random Spren he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 18 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Granted you turn to ash after your first use of it I wish for a cake. granted. the cake is a lie. i wish to live in urithiru
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 1 minute ago, Some Random Spren said: granted. the cake is a lie. i wish to live in urithiru Granted you get killed by an unmade I wish for unlimited POWER>
Some Random Spren he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Granted you get killed by an unmade I wish for unlimited POWER> granted, you get obliterated by it i wish i had a fabrial gun
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 Just now, Some Random Spren said: granted, you get obliterated by it i wish i had a fabrial gun Granted Navani hunts you down and kills you with it after you capture her and learn her secrets. I wish for the ability to study a shade safely.
Some Random Spren he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Granted Navani hunts you down and kills you with it after you capture her and learn her secrets. I wish for the ability to study a shade safely. granted, no better safety from dying to shades than already being one i wish i had fabrial supplies 1
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 Just now, Some Random Spren said: granted, no better safety from dying to shades than already being one i wish i had fabrial supplies Granted the ghostbloods come and kill you for the supplies. I wish for the ability to travel into books.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 Granted. You can only travel into horror stories. I wish to go on a cruise for a month
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 Granted you go to the cruise but when you come back it will be 100 years in the future and none of your family or friends remember you. I wish for worldwide popularity.
Robin Sedai she/her Posted February 21, 2022 Posted February 21, 2022 Granted. You are a very popular breakfast dish. Your bane is that you cannot die. I wish to be a Tarachin Superstar.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted February 21, 2022 Posted February 21, 2022 Granted Chaos bans you for hacking the shard. I wish to be an elantrian post Elantris.
Some Random Spren he/him Posted February 22, 2022 Posted February 22, 2022 On 21/02/2022 at 4:41 PM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Granted Chaos bans you for hacking the shard. I wish to be an elantrian post Elantris. Granted. Hey, is that an earthquake i hear? I wish to have a connection medallion
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 22, 2022 Posted February 22, 2022 Granted, but it only connects to your ex I wish for Dr. Pepper
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted February 22, 2022 Posted February 22, 2022 Granted. Your favorite (and only) doctor legally changes their name to Pepper and skips the country. I wish for rats.
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