Medium Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, but it's the most disgusting shade of blue you can think of. I wish for godhood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, but you become the god of cheeto dust I wish for no tests in school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 (edited) Granted, but every assignment requires a weeks worth of work, and you have 2 days to do them all. I wish to have the ability to go into any book/story Edited February 15, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixthos Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 13 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Granted, but every assignment requires a weeks worth of work, and you have 2 days to do them all. I wish to have the ability to go into any book/story Granted, but its always as the villain just before they're defeated. I wish someone provided an answer that didn't result in a terrible bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, but the bane is even more terrible. I wish for Ixthos to become a full radiant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixthos Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 17 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Granted, but the bane is even more terrible. I wish for Ixthos to become a full radiant ... Granted. ... No banes here ... ... whatdoyoumeanEdgedancer?IthoughtitwasTruthwatcher?!?! I wish that there are letters in the Stormlight books between 6 and 10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, but it doesn't form a ketek. I wish for the power of time travel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, but you may only travel to a time period with a war I wish to live on Scadrial 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryoZenith Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, you live on Scadrial pre-catacendre and you don't have the biological adaptation for breathing in ashmouth smog. I wish to become the Vessel of Cultivation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 Granted, but the only plants you can make are brown, so they don't look fun. I wish to become Dark Matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 10 hours ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: And you get a gay frog hat. HELL YEEESSSSS MY GAYNESS WILL BE ELEVATED TO EPIC PROPORTIONS (Fr though i'm crocheting myself one as soon as i have the materials and then i'm never taking it off) As for your wish, errm, ok, but whenever you see an apple you have to do the teapot dance and then eat the apple. I wish to be able to summon anything at will by clapping my hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SzethTheHonorblade Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Granted, you loose your hands. I wish for a perfect world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 53 minutes ago, SzethTheHonorblade said: Granted, you loose your hands. I wish for a perfect world. granted, but they don't develop because of reasons similar to scadrial now developing slowly. i wish to be fullborn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Granted. The metals you need to store attributes have all been permanently seized by the government. I wish for a bead of Lerasium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Granted, but now you have a 1.7876 million boxing bounty on your head. I wish for the Shard of Honor to reform 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Granted, but now you have a 1.7876 million boxing bounty on your head. I wish for the Shard of Honor to reform granted, but he gets splintered again a few minutes after. I wish to be a bondsmith unchained Edited February 16, 2022 by Some Random Spren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Granted, the chains around your wrists break, and you can now smith weapons named Bond. I wish for a taynix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Just now, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Granted, the chains around your wrists break, and you can now smith weapons named Bond. I wish for a taynix granted, but you become a human version of dullform i wish to ascend to be a joint vessel of preservation and invention 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Granted, but after 20 minutes, Ruin comes and kills you, and Splinters your power. I wish for bacon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Just now, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Granted, but after 20 minutes, Ruin comes and kills you, and Splinters your power. I wish for bacon granted it tastes like chicken i wish to be a post-reod elantrian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Granted, you have NO IDEA how to draw Aons. I wish for chicken 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 1 minute ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Granted, you have NO IDEA how to draw Aons. I wish for chicken granted, but you see everything upside down i wish i had a complete knowledge of fabrials 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Granted, but that's the only thing you know. You have less knowledge than a first grader I wish for a sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 Granted. The nighwatcher likes you, so decides to also grant you the most powerful of smedry talents, the breaking talent, and no bane. "Good luck controlling that," she says. I wish for unlimited money (yes, so original and not greedy, i know) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted February 16, 2022 Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 10 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said: Granted. The nighwatcher likes you, so decides to also grant you the most powerful of smedry talents, the breaking talent, and no bane. "Good luck controlling that," she says. I wish for unlimited money (yes, so original and not greedy, i know) It's in boxings and clips when you are on earth. I wish to have a pet larkin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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