Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, your teeth are now always itchy

I wish for sleep

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted. Everybody you touch falls asleep for a hundred years. Your bane is that you can never sleep.

I wish my siblings didn't snore.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, now they grind their teeth super hard at night so you can hear that instead

I wish for good luck

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Granted but all your fingers fall off and you are constantly being pelted by peanuts.

 

I wish for the ability to have no writer's block.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted you can never publish a book.

I wish for all my books to be excellent and published everywhere.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. Your books are published in the city of Everywhere on Isla Nublar, which has a population of a few dinosaurs. They become very popular, but all of the copies are taken by the dinosaurs who live there, and no humans ever witness the wonders of your books.

I wish for a colorful motorcycle.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted it breaks down every few minutes.

I wish to become a bond smith.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, you become a blacksmith named Bond

I wish for a nice back scratcher

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you cannot scratch your back with the nice back scratcher.

I wish to have the power to write the most amazing books in the world.

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, but no one will ever read them.

I wish to become a vampiric capybara.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted but you die if you breath any air.

I wish to have cilantro lime rice bowls with barbecue chicken, I need some lunch and that is my fave meal you should try it.

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, but you can't drink any water with it until one hour after you have eaten it.

I wish to blow up malaysia.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted you get a cactus desert.

I wish to have a stick.

[Going_North_cal]

You get a stick, but it refuses to be anything else.

I wish for a genuine caring romantic partner.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted you get |TJ|

I wish for a pet taynix.

 

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, but if you pet it wrong, it cuts you (its a boomslug rip)

(who is |TJ|)

I wish for piece of paper.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Tj is the gm in the SE game I am playing

Granted you get a paper cut in your eye.

I wish to win the SE game I am in.

[Going_North_cal]

What is SE? I know not, therefore no grant or deny, just meh.

I wish for Thaidakar to explain what SE is in exchange for him winning it.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

SE is Sanderson Elimination, it is pretty much mafia just way more chaotic and with far more people than usual, it has sanderson worlds involved. Right now I am a part of a mid range game (medium sized game) in the reckoners world.

I wish to get more people involved in SE.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted. They are, without exception, incredibly obnoxious.

I wish I could type faster.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted you lose your memory every five minutes.

I wish to be a famous actor.

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, but you're famous for being a horrible actor.

I wish to have the power to manipulate weather.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted you are 60 feet tall.

I wish to own a trident and be able to work it.

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, but every fish you see tries to slap you in the face with it's tail.

I wish to be able to summon any weapon and instantly know how to use it

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted you grow hair all over your body in large amounts.

I wish for the ability to talk telepathically to my co-writer and scream at him to check his gmail.