Kobold King he/him Posted September 26, 2014 Posted September 26, 2014 Maybe Al and Voidgaze could join is in that bunker. You had me at "infinite Sausage McMuffins." Uh, I mean, true love? 4
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 26, 2014 Posted September 26, 2014 You had me at "infinite Sausage McMuffins." Uh, I mean, true love? The way to a man´s heart is through his stomach, which means infinite Sausage McMuffins is the same as true love and that means that Big Al is the perfect romantic interest. 3
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 26, 2014 Posted September 26, 2014 She examined the one that had someone sitting on it, I know I´m the one that told you Lucentia is sitting on the Carnotaurus but after that I had her dismount it in my last post.
Tulir he/him Posted September 26, 2014 Posted September 26, 2014 Oops, Must have missed that. I will edit the post, sorry
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 26, 2014 Posted September 26, 2014 Oops, Must have missed that. I will edit the post, sorry It´s fine... actually it made me think of Kobold wondering, if making Sam unobservant would cut down on his workload.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 26, 2014 Author Posted September 26, 2014 It´s fine... actually it made me think of Kobold wondering, if making Sam unobservant would cut down on his workload. "Sam! What are you doing?" "Just eating ice cream." "That's Steelheart's ice cream!" "Huh. No wonder it's so delicious." "How did you even get it out of his freezer?" "Dunno. Just kinda...walked in and there it was." "....Have you ever considered a career with the Reckoners?" 5
Kobold King he/him Posted September 26, 2014 Posted September 26, 2014 "Sam! What are you doing?" "Just eating ice cream." "That's Steelheart's ice cream!" "Huh. No wonder it's so delicious." "How did you even get it out of his freezer?" "Dunno. Just kinda...walked in and there it was." "....Have you ever considered a career with the Reckoners?" Epic name: Sam Trattner. Power: Immunity to anything she is capable of ignoring. Weakness: Doctor Funtimes, because nobody can ignore Doctor Funtimes. (Still trying to fit together the next Oregon post.) 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 26, 2014 Author Posted September 26, 2014 Epic name: Sam Trattner. Power: Immunity to anything she is capable of ignoring. Weakness: Doctor Funtimes, because nobody can ignore Doctor Funtimes. (Still trying to fit together the next Oregon post.) Would Lightwards' hat also count as her weakness, since that thing practically shouts NOTICE MEEEEEEE!!!! 1
Kobold King he/him Posted September 26, 2014 Posted September 26, 2014 Would Lightwards' hat also count as her weakness, since that thing practically shouts NOTICE MEEEEEEE!!!! That is why he wears it. Which is also why he shouldn't wear it. It's a very circular conundrum. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 26, 2014 Author Posted September 26, 2014 That is why he wears it. Which is also why he shouldn't wear it. It's a very circular conundrum. I love how a random bit of Funtimes insanity became a permanent part of his outfit. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted September 26, 2014 Posted September 26, 2014 I love how a random bit of Funtimes insanity became a permanent part of his outfit. Well he had just died and resurrected. My headcanon is that in the whirling psychological state that accompanies every resurrection, he latches on to random elements of his environment and focuses on them. Funtimes stuck the hat on his head scarcely five minutes after Quickslide killed him, making it the perfect candidate for his random impulses to kick in and make him grow subconsciously attached to it. He still thinks of the biggest male Allosaurus as "Vincenzo," too. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 26, 2014 Author Posted September 26, 2014 Well he had just died and resurrected. My headcanon is that in the whirling psychological state that accompanies every resurrection, he latches on to random elements of his environment and focuses on them. Funtimes stuck the hat on his head scarcely five minutes after Quickslide killed him, making it the perfect candidate for his random impulses to kick in and make him grow subconsciously attached to it. He still thinks of the biggest male Allosaurus as "Vincenzo," too. He totally looks like a Vincenzo. In their final climactic duel in Walmart, Remington will shoot his hat first. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted September 26, 2014 Posted September 26, 2014 He totally looks like a Vincenzo. In their final climactic duel in Walmart, Remington will shoot his hat first. Thus signalling to the audience that things are about to get real. I foresee a smoldering cold war within the Empire as Epics subtly align themselves with either Lightwards or Funtimes. Lightwards supporters (or "Leprechauns") flaunt their allegiance by wearing sickly green bowler hats. Funtimes supporters (or "Kitten-kaboodles") flaunt theirs by clanking pink Converse shoes together at every opportunity. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 26, 2014 Author Posted September 26, 2014 Thus signalling to the audience that things are about to get real. I foresee a smoldering cold war within the Empire as Epics subtly align themselves with either Lightwards or Funtimes. Lightwards supporters (or "Leprechauns") flaunt their allegiance by wearing sickly green bowler hats. Funtimes supporters (or "Kitten-kaboodles") flaunt theirs by clanking pink Converse shoes together at every opportunity. "His hat is gone. That means he'll either die next, or he'll have to live forever without his hat." Sadly, the Kitten-kaboodles have a subtle advantage, as their leader can simply turn any Leprechaun's bowler hat into a pair of glittering pink Converse with a snap of her fingers. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted September 26, 2014 Posted September 26, 2014 "His hat is gone. That means he'll either die next, or he'll have to live forever without his hat." Sadly, the Kitten-kaboodles have a subtle advantage, as their leader can simply turn any Leprechaun's bowler hat into a pair of glittering pink Converse with a snap of her fingers. Lightwards then became a tragic anti-hero, roaming the countryside in search of an equally awesome hat. Remington was conflicted; on the one hand, taking vengeance in the form of a brutal murder sounded pretty satisfying. On the other hand, it could be argued that such a sad quest was a punishment in and of itself. That is anything but a 'subtle' advantage. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 26, 2014 Author Posted September 26, 2014 Lightwards then became a tragic anti-hero, roaming the countryside in search of an equally awesome hat. Remington was conflicted; on the one hand, taking vengeance in the form of a brutal murder sounded pretty satisfying. On the other hand, it could be argued that such a sad quest was a punishment in and of itself. That is anything but a 'subtle' advantage. In the end, he decided that it was a suitable punishment, on par with that of Tantalus from the Greek myths. Yeah, well, downplaying it was my only hope of getting it to actually happen. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted September 27, 2014 Posted September 27, 2014 In the end, he decided that it was a suitable punishment, on par with that of Tantalus from the Greek myths. Yeah, well, downplaying it was my only hope of getting it to actually happen. The Greek gods weren't nearly as creative as we are. New post up. "What Happened in Oregon Post 660," or, "In Which Sam Trattner Finds Her Epic Archnemesis." It didn't turn out quite like I wanted it, but it was the best I could do while rushing back and forth from the computer for various tasks. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 27, 2014 Author Posted September 27, 2014 I like it. Two snide people, going at it for hours and hours.... I also kind of feel like Oprah with our vanilla characters. "YOU get an archenemy! YOU get an archenemy! EVERYBODY GETS AN ARCHENEMY!" Which isn't a bad dynamic, actually. I'm already curious as to who Revolution's archenemy would be. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted September 27, 2014 Posted September 27, 2014 I like it. Two snide people, going at it for hours and hours.... I also kind of feel like Oprah with our vanilla characters. "YOU get an archenemy! YOU get an archenemy! EVERYBODY GETS AN ARCHENEMY!" Which isn't a bad dynamic, actually. I'm already curious as to who Revolution's archenemy would be. Um... actually, I have no idea who Revolution's nemesis would end up being. The Trimmer, perhaps? The Unicyclist is also currently missing an archenemy. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 27, 2014 Author Posted September 27, 2014 Um... actually, I have no idea who Revolution's nemesis would end up being. The Trimmer, perhaps? The Unicyclist is also currently missing an archenemy. Nighthound, of course, because he and Ray belong together. 1
Voidus Posted September 27, 2014 Posted September 27, 2014 New Epic for the MEE: Flower face Passive ability: doesn't need to eat, can perform photosynthesis. Primary ability: Hayfever mode, everyone nearby will start sneezing uncontrollably and if he is touched causes skin rashes. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted September 27, 2014 Posted September 27, 2014 Nighthound, of course, because he and Ray belong together. The only ship that even comes near to rivaling Algaze. New Epic for the MEE: Flower face Passive ability: doesn't need to eat, can perform photosynthesis. Primary ability: Hayfever mode, everyone nearby will start sneezing uncontrollably and if he is touched causes skin rashes. I--achoo!--like him. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 27, 2014 Author Posted September 27, 2014 (edited) New Epic for the MEE: Flower face Passive ability: doesn't need to eat, can perform photosynthesis. Primary ability: Hayfever mode, everyone nearby will start sneezing uncontrollably and if he is touched causes skin rashes. Glad I'm not anywhere near the MEE, then. I'm already always sneezing. I like him. Also, my siblings and I came up with an Epic name last night: Waffle-Fist. (Please be inspired, please be inspired) The only ship that even comes near to rivaling Algaze. You know what would be adorable? A Raycyclist/Algaze double date. Edited September 27, 2014 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 2
Kobold King he/him Posted September 27, 2014 Posted September 27, 2014 Glad I'm not anywhere near the MEE, then. I'm already always sneezing. I like him. Also, my siblings and I came up with an Epic name last night: Waffle-Fist. (Please be inspired, please be inspired) You know what would be adorable? A Raycyclist/Algaze double date. Waffle-Fist? I... I... * swoons from the awesomeness * (I don't care whether this double date is in Oregon or here on the Question. But it must exist pronto. ) 1
Voidus Posted September 27, 2014 Posted September 27, 2014 Glad I'm not anywhere near the MEE, then. I'm already always sneezing. I like him. Also, my siblings and I came up with an Epic name last night: Waffle-Fist. (Please be inspired, please be inspired) You know what would be adorable? A Raycyclist/Algaze double date. Names seem to be what I have the most difficulty with, sometimes I think of a name then design powers around it, which is what I did with Flowerface, whom I'd love to try to introduce to anyone and maintain any semblance of dignity, but mostly I think of powers then struggle to name them. And so: Waffle-fist Passive ability: Calorie storage, he is incapable of gaining weight no matter how many waffles he eats, these calories are instead stored in the form of pure energy which he can use to fuel his primary ability. Primary ability: Creates a waffleonium field around both hands, turning anything within that field into waffles, he can control the properties of the waffles to a certain extent, making boiling pools of liquid waffle drip from his hand or providing freezing waffles with no toppings to those he doesn't like, while giving himself the perfectly cooked waffles with bacon and maple syrup that he eats almost constantly. 3
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