TheFrugalWizard Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 To Chuck Norris, a world record is a prerequisite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 19 Author Report Share Posted February 19 Chuck Norris has counted backwards from infinity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 In 2006, Pluto looked at Chuck Norris funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 Chuck Norris once worked as a lumberjack in a forest called Sahara. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 when Chuck Norris needs to relax he joins the army 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 8 hours ago, Lunamor said: Chuck Norris once worked as a lumberjack in a forest called Sahara. He also worked as a miner in Arizona. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 (edited) When Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb, Chuck Norris got some installed in his hologram room. The sun sets every morning because that's when Chuck Norris wakes up. When Chuck Norris looks at a stop sign, it becomes a go sign. Death Valley used to be a flourishing place of flowers and life. Then Chuck Norris went there. Birds don't migrate. Chuck norris moves north, and the birds run away. Bears don't hibernate. Winter is Chuck Norris's hunting season. They came up with the mach system to measure the speed of Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks. Chuck Norris breathes air. Five times a day. Edited February 20 by TheFrugalWizard Added a joke 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 When Gotham City needs a hero, they call Batman. When Batman needs a hero, he calls Chuck Norris. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror the glass shards get bad luck for seven years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Chuck Norris ran a bridge once. The Parshendi immediately surrendered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Just now, Soulbinder said: Chuck Norris ran a bridge once. The Parshendi immediately surrendered. Chuck Norris didn't run the bridge. It ran from him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 There were two people on Taravangiens list that Szeth didn’t kill. Taravangien and Chuck Norris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Chuck Norris won the game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 Fear of water is hydrophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is logic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 If Chuck Norris were to chase them penguins would no longer be flightless birds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Just now, Lunamor said: Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder. Additionally, no force in existence can contain Chuck Norris, so there was no point in convicting him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 1 minute ago, Soulbinder said: Additionally, no force in existence can contain Chuck Norris, so there was no point in convicting him And the judge wanted to live 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 If you go to Disneyland, you will see a normal line, a FastPass line, and a Chuck Norris line, because Chuck Norris waits for nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this glitch, Norris replied "That's no glitch." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 (edited) Slightly graphic, possibly offensive? Will delete it if necessary, let me know. Spoiler Chuck Norris doesn't eat girl scout cookies. He eats girl scouts. Edited February 20 by TheFrugalWizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 There’s no way all of this stuff is true. If it were, Chuck Norris would come to my house and slam my head on the keybkwiehb!iwin838(!.!@&;!3kfivp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Chuck Norris is waiting for a nuclear war so he can finally get a good lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 1 minute ago, TheFrugalWizard said: Chuck Norris is waiting for a nuclear war so he can finally get a good lunch. I eat warheads Chuck Norris eats nuclear war heads 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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