Chuck Norris Facts

[Lord Spirit he/him]

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck could Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris would chuck the woodchuck.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris played an important role in the Star Wars films and shows.

He was the Force.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 50 people. Then, it exploded.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris has a diary. It’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Chuck Norris once arm wrestled God. God later said that the sun was in his eyes.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave because revenge is a dish best served cold.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

It is a little known fact that Chuck Norris once sneezed. If you don't believe me, just ask Pompeii.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

[Wierdo he/him]

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Edited February 5, 2024 by Lunamor

[Soulbinder she/her]

Chuck Norris is never lost. The world is just trying to hide from him.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

[Soulbinder she/her]

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

[Silver Phantom he/him]

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo in hiding 

[Faerie Braids she/her]

On 1/31/2024 at 11:51 AM, One of the Ten Fools said:

The universe is expanding. all of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

In fact, this is the only reason the entire universe is not sucked into the immense gravity well created by Chuck Norris's biceps.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Main street used to be Chuck Norris street. they renamed it because nobody who crossed Chuck Norris lived.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Things that go bump in the night stay dead silent when Chuck Norris is around.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling.

[Lynk213]

Chuck Norris knows what this post said before it was edited.

Edited February 7, 2024 by Lynk213

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Chuck Norris can Speak Braille, and hear sign language. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Chuck Norris doesn't bring a knife to a gun fight. or a gun.