Insanity Clinic: Season Two

[-Redacted- he/him]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Believer said:

Rue made a few loops around some of the trees. "Think that counts as a walk?"

Tal frowned. "You...want me to call you heathen?" Glady...

"Yes. You don't have to, but it would be much appreciated!"

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Erased said:

"Yes. You don't have to, but it would be much appreciated!"

"Okay...heathen..."

2 hours ago, Ookla of Hope said:

"Look at what you guys are wearing, then look at what I'm wearing."

DG Nameless had a point - Rue and TAAron were wearing more modern clothes (think average US clothes), and DG Nameless was wearing something very fare from that.

"We need disguises."

 

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Also wait I just saw that meme xD that made me so happy thank you so much hahahahahaha I'm dying...

 

[-Redacted- he/him]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Believer said:

"Okay...heathen..."

 

"Yes! Perfect! Not sure why I asked that! Now, I need your assistance with assembling the documents scattered throughout this chapel."

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Erased said:

"Arteth! Where do you keep records in this holy establishment? And hea---what was your name again?"

@Ookla the Prehistoric

 

"Eh..." Head-Arteth Elan said, "We kept them in the roof, but water damage happened... and we haven't been staffed enough to fix it..."

[-Redacted- he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

"Eh..." Head-Arteth Elan said, "We kept them in the roof, but water damage happened... and we haven't been staffed enough to fix it..."

"Do you have any funds we could use to hire out a heathen craftsman to fix it?"

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Erased said:

"Do you have any funds we could use to hire out a heathen craftsman to fix it?"

"Nope. I was seiged in... a while ago. And they stole funds. And Wyrn hasn't commissioned more. As he wills."

[Through the Living Hope]

24 minutes ago, Ookla the Believer said:

Rue made a few loops around some of the trees. "Think that counts as a walk?"

Tal frowned. "You...want me to call you heathen?" Glady...

DG Nameless thought for a moment. "Probably. I mean, you walked, technically, so it won't be a lie. You should go ahead of the two of us. Makes the, 'not lie' more believable."

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At this point we should just make an IC memes page to post them to

 

Edited December 15, 2023 by Ookla of Hope

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Ookla of Hope said:

DG Nameless thought for a moment. "Probably. I mean, you walked, technically, so it won't be a lie. You should go ahead of the two of us. Makes the, 'not lie' more believable."

 

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Yooooo

Did we ever get DG Elan?

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Erased said:

"Yes! Perfect! Not sure why I asked that! Now, I need your assistance with assembling the documents scattered throughout this chapel."

1 hour ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

"Eh..." Head-Arteth Elan said, "We kept them in the roof, but water damage happened... and we haven't been staffed enough to fix it..."

Tal grimaced. "What are you guys even trying to do? Because you can't force anyone to do things here. You're welcome to suggest people be converted, but none of your...y'know."

1 hour ago, Ookla of Hope said:

DG Nameless thought for a moment. "Probably. I mean, you walked, technically, so it won't be a lie. You should go ahead of the two of us. Makes the, 'not lie' more believable."

 

"Does it, now?"

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Believer said:

Tal grimaced. "What are you guys even trying to do? Because you can't force anyone to do things here. You're welcome to suggest people be converted, but none of your...y'know."

"Does it, now?"

"All is as Jaddeth wills," Head Arteth Elan said. "If they must be forced, Wyrn will command it."

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Head Arteth Elan has a mullet Eddie.

Just cuz.

 

[Aeoryi she/her]

Hi

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

"All is as Jaddeth wills," Head Arteth Elan said. "If they must be forced, Wyrn will command it."

 

"Uh, no,"  Tal said. "Maybe that worked on your planet, but that isn't how the clinic is. There are gods beyond yours, and very few, if any, of these people are going to go along with your stupid religion." Stars. That might have been too far...Tal shoved down the old memories. He didn't need to bow to them. He didn't need to grovel before anyone, not anymore. Things were different here, and he was going to keep them that way.

1 minute ago, Ookla the Resolute said:

Hi

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If you want to work yourself in somewhere you can!

 

[-Redacted- he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Believer said:

"Uh, no,"  Tal said. "Maybe that worked on your planet, but that isn't how the clinic is. There are gods beyond yours, and very few, if any, of these people are going to go along with your stupid religion." Stars. That might have been too far...Tal shoved down the old memories. He didn't need to bow to them. He didn't need to grovel before anyone, not anymore. Things were different here, and he was going to keep them that way.

 

"That, I'm afraid, was too far. Now you must sweep the chapel floor for your insolence Talkooonin. And Arteth, you are correct. All is as Jaddeth wills, even in this heathen land."

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Erased said:

"That, I'm afraid, was too far. Now you must sweep the chapel floor for your insolence Talkooonin. And Arteth, you are correct. All is as Jaddeth wills, even in this heathen land."

An alternate Melody appeared out of a portal, and then asked the gyorn, "Where is this?" 

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Erased said:

"That, I'm afraid, was too far. Now you must sweep the chapel floor for your insolence Talkooonin. And Arteth, you are correct. All is as Jaddeth wills, even in this heathen land."

This is absurd. "No, I won't. I'm here to assist you so long as you're doing legal things, and not causing problems for our clients. So. Will you change your ways, or will I be showing you what our basement looks like?"

[-Redacted- he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Resolute said:

An alternate Melody appeared out of a portal, and then asked the gyorn, "Where is this?" 

"The Derethi chapel. What heathen magic did you use to get here?"

1 minute ago, Ookla the Believer said:

This is absurd. "No, I won't. I'm here to assist you so long as you're doing legal things, and not causing problems for our clients. So. Will you change your ways, or will I be showing you what our basement looks like?"

"Saving their souls will hardly cause your heathen clients trouble--they will thank Jaddeth I have come!"

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Believer said:

This is absurd. "No, I won't. I'm here to assist you so long as you're doing legal things, and not causing problems for our clients. So. Will you change your ways, or will I be showing you what our basement looks like?"

"This is commanded by Wyrn, the sole one who can serve Jaddeth. As such, all is legal."

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Erased said:

"The Derethi chapel. What heathen magic did you use to get here?"

"Saving their souls will hardly cause your heathen clients trouble--they will thank Jaddeth I have come!"

"That's none of your concern."

[-Redacted- he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Resolute said:

"That's none of your concern."

"I don't like that tone, heathen one. Talliooki, please tell me how they got here."

@Ookla the Believer

[Edema Rue she/her]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Erased said:

"The Derethi chapel. What heathen magic did you use to get here?"

"Saving their souls will hardly cause your heathen clients trouble--they will thank Jaddeth I have come!"

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

"This is commanded by Wyrn, the sole one who can serve Jaddeth. As such, all is legal."

"Wrong, and wrong. You aren't saving anybody's souls with your..." Tal took a breath, calming himself. "Right."

1 minute ago, Ookla the Resolute said:

"That's none of your concern."

"Please tell me you aren't here to convert to their religion."

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Wait I just realized...do people at the clinic worship Emma and Calano?

@Ookla the Raveness

Just now, Ookla the Erased said:

"I don't like that tone, heathen one. Talliooki, please tell me how they got here."

@Ookla the Believer

"Magic, all right? There's a lot of it here, all sorts of different kinds."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Believer said:

"Wrong, and wrong. You aren't saving anybody's souls with your..." Tal took a breath, calming himself. "Right."

"Please tell me you aren't here to convert to their religion."

@Ookla the Raveness

"Magic, all right? There's a lot of it here, all sorts of different kinds."

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I mean...

They could as it’s happened to people like Vin before but they certainly, especially Emma, wouldn't encourage it

 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Believer said:

"Wrong, and wrong. You aren't saving anybody's souls with your..." Tal took a breath, calming himself. "Right."

"Please tell me you aren't here to convert to their religion."

@Ookla the Raveness

"Magic, all right? There's a lot of it here, all sorts of different kinds."

Head Arteth Elan looks suspiciously at Tal. She will have to be disposed of. He thinks.

[-Redacted- he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Believer said:

"Wrong, and wrong. You aren't saving anybody's souls with your..." Tal took a breath, calming himself. "Right."

"Please tell me you aren't here to convert to their religion."

@Ookla the Raveness

"Magic, all right? There's a lot of it here, all sorts of different kinds."

"Of course I'm saving their souls Taljitoola! Magic? There is no magic. Only the unknowable power of Jaddeth!"

[Aeoryi she/her]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Believer said:

"Wrong, and wrong. You aren't saving anybody's souls with your..." Tal took a breath, calming himself. "Right."

"Please tell me you aren't here to convert to their religion."

@Ookla the Raveness

"Magic, all right? There's a lot of it here, all sorts of different kinds."

 

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Erased said:

"I don't like that tone, heathen one. Talliooki, please tell me how they got here."

@Ookla the Believer

"you tell me why you came here. I'm not below you." Her tone implied, you're below me.

[-Redacted- he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Resolute said:

 

"you tell me why you came here. I'm not below you." Her tone implied, you're below me.

"I came to spread the Holy Empire of Jaddeth, of course! Why else?" He ignored the comment about her clearly inflated ego.