People you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Wait, if we spiked a Surgebinder would we be able to take his Nahel bond?

Edit: Sorry about the double posting. I'm pretty forgetful. 

Edited February 4, 2018 by LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Yes.

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Would it be possible to create a bands of mourning style hemalurgic spike, that could simultaneously steal all of a full feruchemist's/mistborn's/fullborn's powers?

[MacThorstenson he/him]

It would be difficult, because all of the bind points are in different places on the body. Last I heard, someone in alley 37 was working on this job but I haven't heard from them in years. 

EDIT: @The Gecko Welcome to the DA! You are now an official denizen of the Dark Alley! Word to the wise, lying about the safeness of our cookies can bring in legal trouble, that's why I prefer to use the DA disclaimer. Here is one link to it:

There is also another link in my signature.

Edited February 4, 2018 by MacThorstenson

[Zennix he/him]

5 hours ago, MacThorstenson said:

Last I heard, someone in alley 37 was working on this job but I haven't heard from them in years. 

The last time we saw him was through his last video journal transmission of his experiments. While working late nights on the project, he stumbled on something and knocked down some of his failed/strange/abnormal spikes. A spike, with the wrong end facing toward him, fell on his head and pierced it. He was drooling badly when he stood up.

We tried to find his lab and perform further experiments on him and the spike (sorry, help him) because it was a very fortunate (sorry, unfortunate, painful, sad) accident. Unfortunately, his lab was in an undisclosed alley. 

So, new Dark Alley agents who don't want to start experimenting immediately have the option of going on quests to find the missing lab. 

Beware of the catquisitors! 

[Apollyon he/him]

So, MacThorstenson, having fully advertised your excellent baked goods here, am I considered a member of the DA?

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Welcome to the DA, Comrade.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

19 hours ago, Steeleigoldart said:

So, MacThorstenson, having fully advertised your excellent baked goods here, am I considered a member of the DA?

Yes, you are now a full denizen of the Dark Alley and have all rights and privileges associated with that position. Welcome!

[Guest]

Hmmm... Just wondering, but what does happen when you eat the cookie? I've always wondered. I've never actually heard of any documented results, and though I did eat a cookie when I was offered one, I could never figure out the result (I never look in mirrors. I've always been afraid of looking in mirrors - I try to look at my own face as little as possible)

 

(Also, how many cookies do you have here in the DA? I'm assuming if you keep giving them away for free you'll run out. And where are your cookies manufactured? Or is that a secret?)

[MacThorstenson he/him]

46 minutes ago, theRoyalDingus said:

Hmmm... Just wondering, but what does happen when you eat the cookie? I've always wondered. I've never actually heard of any documented results, and though I did eat a cookie when I was offered one, I could never figure out the result (I never look in mirrors. I've always been afraid of looking in mirrors - I try to look at my own face as little as possible)

 

(Also, how many cookies do you have here in the DA? I'm assuming if you keep giving them away for free you'll run out. And where are your cookies manufactured? Or is that a secret?)

I am sorry, but that information is restricted to denizens. If you sell someone a cookie, then we will tell you.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

I'd like to join. I can contribute Rock's apple pie recipe. And lots of metal knitting needles. (Role play joke).

Spoiler

 

[Quickbronze he/him]

Nuuu fren the cookies spikes will suck out your soul

[Guest]

2 hours ago, MacThorstenson said:

I am sorry, but that information is restricted to denizens. If you sell someone a cookie, then we will tell you.

Sounds nice and legal to me!

 

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

34 minutes ago, Tesh said:

I can contribute Rock's apple pie recipe.

I think we currently only have cherry pie... apple pie might be a good addition.

Spoiler

 

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Guys, we are becoming predictable. There is this fellow, Archer, and he has created guide to spotting dark alley members. If there is enough information on us that someone can gather our names and post them in a guide book, we are in trouble!

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

This sounds deeply disturbing, I think we should give this Archer fellow a gift basket of cookies.

Edited March 5, 2018 by The Forgetful Archivist

[MacThorstenson he/him]

I think he's on to us. He knows who we are. Have you read his sig?

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

I have read his signature and I am deeply offended, I am not mentioned in his list.  I say we start compiling a list of anti-Dark Ally people. 

[Voidus]

47 minutes ago, The Forgetful Archivist said:

I have read his signature and I am deeply offended, I am not mentioned in his list.  I say we start compiling a list of anti-Dark Ally people. 

We have one, it'll be in the welcome pack for new lurkers, listed under appendix H (future victims)

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

55 minutes ago, Voidus said:

listed under appendix H (future victims)

Where would I find this appendix?

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Don't know about this one, but most appendixes belonging to our future victims can be found on the end of a spike.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

I am also worried. He has singled me out almost specifically with the breath warning.

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Can't seem to see his sig. How do I view it?

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Turn on sigs in your settings, or find a post of his.

[Zelly]

Hello!  I ate a cookie, but all I have is this terrible weight in my stomach.  I think I may be a cognitive shadow?  Seeking advice, help, or if neither of those is forthcoming, I will also accept more cookies (I may have a problem).