MacThorstenson he/him Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 Your were told correct. There are loads of cookies here, would you like one?
Lantern2814 Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 1 hour ago, MacThorstenson said: Your were told correct. There are loads of cookies here, would you like one? There are cookies?! I like cookies. I should really think about my habit of following people down dark alleys.
MacThorstenson he/him Posted December 31, 2017 Posted December 31, 2017 22 hours ago, Lantern2814 said: There are cookies?! I like cookies. I should really think about my habit of following people down dark alleys. Nah, following people down dark alleys is a perfectly acceptable past time, its how you ended up here after all. We have loads of spikes cookies here in the dark alley, why don't you try a few? Don't worry, they are perfectly safe* even if they taste a little bit metallic. *DA Disclaimer Applies. See Signature for disclaimer.
Rage he/him Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 Every time I offer cookies someone turns them away and tells them not to. Any ideas?
MacThorstenson he/him Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 I have personally cut down on offering cookies, only giving out on select occasions. Depending on how well they see though the cookies without being told, I sometimes tell them that they have qualities that the DA would like. I may actually bring less people to the DA, but I've found that whenever I post a lot about cookies, I receive more backlash. This way keeps those who are opposed to cookies away from compulsively posting on forums about the dangers of them.
The Forgetful Archivist he/him Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 (edited) Long ago I swore the oaths of an Assasin in Technicolor and despite my valent warnings of cookies and labors in the work of cookie containment, they ignored my oaths and denied me a place among their ranks. I now request admittance to their arch nemesis the Dark Alley. I vow to aid in the objectives of the Dark Ally and pursue the distribution of cookies with 10 times the zeal I once dedicated to their containment. Edited January 1, 2018 by The Forgetful Archivist
MacThorstenson he/him Posted January 1, 2018 Posted January 1, 2018 (edited) @The Forgetful Archivist OK. Welcome, to the DA. Just make sure to make a sale in he introduction threads. Then you will officially be a full fledged member. Edited January 1, 2018 by MacThorstenson
The Forgetful Archivist he/him Posted January 2, 2018 Posted January 2, 2018 (edited) What constitutes a sale? Dose this count? @MacThorstenson Edited January 2, 2018 by The Forgetful Archivist 1
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted January 2, 2018 Posted January 2, 2018 Yes it would. Welcome to the DA. 1
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted January 2, 2018 Posted January 2, 2018 Mmmmm the smell of baking fills the Dark Alley. Many new members to further the glorious cause of cookie appreciation. 2
Maelstrom he/him Posted January 4, 2018 Posted January 4, 2018 Hello... I am hoping to become a denizen... I did this... I own a mine... Jak stole my key... can I join... Hemalurgy, although not at all related to what goes on here, is very whimsical and has endless possibilities.... 1
MacThorstenson he/him Posted January 4, 2018 Posted January 4, 2018 Good job! That was a really good sell post. You are welcome here anytime. 1
Voidus Posted January 5, 2018 Author Posted January 5, 2018 My that's a lot of new denziens, at this rate we may need to invent another dimension to fit everyone. Anyone from R&D know if we found another one after we found that dimension that smelled of purple? 2
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 8 hours ago, Voidus said: My that's a lot of new denziens, at this rate we may need to invent another dimension to fit everyone. Anyone from R&D know if we found another one after we found that dimension that smelled of purple? Well, a few days ago we managed to invest a black hole with Ruin's power. Construction of a laboratory complex inside the singularity is already ongoing. We're already planning on adding an extensive bakery. If you want, I can comission some office space in there as well. It's not as big as some of our other dimensions, and even more hazardous than most... But the location is also very secure, and the research opportunities are fantastic. 1
The Forgetful Archivist he/him Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Drake Marshall said: Well, a few days ago we managed to invest a black hole with Ruin's power. Construction of a laboratory complex inside the singularity is already ongoing. We're already planning on adding an extensive bakery. If you want, I can comission some office space in there as well. It's not as big as some of our other dimensions, and even more hazardous than most... But the location is also very secure, and the research opportunities are fantastic I would like to volunteer for service in the singularity lab, my middle name is hazards so I'll be right at home.
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, The Forgetful Archivist said: I would like to volunteer for service in the singularity lab, my middle name is hazards so I'll be right at home. Excellent! Welcome aboard. If you have any special requests for your office and lab space, contact the coordinator of our hemalurgically modified lifeless construction crew and they'll make sure it gets done.
MacThorstenson he/him Posted January 6, 2018 Posted January 6, 2018 Quick question, how are we gonna get knowledge about our new discoveries out of the black hole?
The Forgetful Archivist he/him Posted January 6, 2018 Posted January 6, 2018 4 hours ago, MacThorstenson said: Quick question, how are we gonna get knowledge about our new discoveries out of the black hole? I think that communicating with spanreeds might work.
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 Investiture goes through the spiritual, so it should move, but how do we get stormlight?
The Forgetful Archivist he/him Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 (edited) Nicrosil ferrings have the ability to convert one type of investiture to another, we get a Nicrosil ferring and grant them the ability to store warmth (or some other attribute) with Hemalurgy. The ferring then stores heat and converts it to stormlight, we know of fabrial that transfer stormlight form one gemstone to another I believe that this could be modified to drain stormlight from a human and infuse a gemstone thus powering a spanreed. Edited January 7, 2018 by The Forgetful Archivist
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted January 7, 2018 Posted January 7, 2018 18 hours ago, MacThorstenson said: Quick question, how are we gonna get knowledge about our new discoveries out of the black hole? Conventionally, the event horizon is immutable. This applies to all three realms. Note that the black hole is heavily invested by Ruin. This allows us to harvest some atium from inside the singularity. Why is this important? Well, atium is well known for it's temporal effects. These temporal effects can be used to compromise the event horizon. The specifics of how this works to let people actually pass in and out of the lab is a little hard to explain... But it should be pretty easy to explain how atium can in principle be used to bypass the issues surrounding the event horizon. Imagine if you burned atium while looking at a black hole from outside the event horizon. You might see into the future... A possible future where you crossed the event horizon. You would be able to see things from inside the event horizon, without actually crossing it. 1
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted January 8, 2018 Posted January 8, 2018 I don't know. We don't know what F. Nicrosil do to say they could make stormlight.
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