The Stormfather Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 post dumb cosmere jokes here. funny jokes are allowed, but discouraged. What's vin's favourite sword? The sword of elendil. What's ham's favourite food? ham. What is dockson's dad's name? Dock What's elend's favourite drink? wine.(In french, Vin.) What do you call vasher drinking a slushie? Kalad the uslurper. What's allrianne's favourite weather? Breezy. Post away! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted June 25, 2023 Report Share Posted June 25, 2023 4 hours ago, stormform wert said: What's vin's favourite sword? The sword of elendil. Cosmere and LotR pun in one? My life is complete. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather Posted June 25, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2023 When I told this to @The Sibling they spat out their water with laughter. how many pizzas did adonalsium order the day of their shattering? Just one. But it had sixteen peices. what do you call a fused and dalinar standing beside each other? a dead fused. what do you get when you cross vasher and kaladin? kalad the usurper in. denth said he refused to pay taxes as a mercenary. I guess he really doesn't like vasher.(tax) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism Posted June 25, 2023 Report Share Posted June 25, 2023 (edited) To tell you the truth, I stole this from someone at Dragonsteel, but it'll always be my favorite. How does Veil walk into a bar? Non-Shallan-ly. Edited June 25, 2023 by Bondsmith-Edgedancer 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather Posted June 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2023 why was shallan freaking out on her wedding day? Because she lost her veil. demoux was reading rhytm of war. He saw "raboniel, lady of pains" and thought, wow she must make good bread!(French pun) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 Somebody asked Vin how many friends she had, she said, “nine, but I guess I’ll have TenSoon” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 I think I love this place Sorry I don't have any puns to contribute rn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather Posted June 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 I'm trying to think of more cosmere puns, soooo yeah. KEVED! What was shallan saying about ann? "Shall-ann do it?" ( these are getting worse very fast) what did Adolin say when he saw shallan for the first time? "Wow! You look positively radiant!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 Marsh likes to know stuff. I guess you could call him inquisitive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 What part of the body are Wit’s stories? The Fleet! This is my place 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 What part of the body lives on Roshar? The shin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 You know about the place, the Alleyverse? Well... I heard that one of the alleys is called E-lane-tris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: You know about the place, the Alleyverse? Well... I heard that one of the alleys is called E-lane-tris. Dead now, unfortunately You know when Marsh attacked Penrod in Hero Of Ages? I bet Penrod's heartbeat spiked during that conflict. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin Posted September 5, 2023 Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 He got totally ruined in that fight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather Posted September 5, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2023 what came during the night of the battle at Narak? the Night-Blood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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