The Stormfather He/Him Posted June 24, 2023 Posted June 24, 2023 post dumb cosmere jokes here. funny jokes are allowed, but discouraged. What's vin's favourite sword? The sword of elendil. What's ham's favourite food? ham. What is dockson's dad's name? Dock What's elend's favourite drink? wine.(In french, Vin.) What do you call vasher drinking a slushie? Kalad the uslurper. What's allrianne's favourite weather? Breezy. Post away! 2
S. Stormy she/her Posted June 25, 2023 Posted June 25, 2023 4 hours ago, stormform wert said: What's vin's favourite sword? The sword of elendil. Cosmere and LotR pun in one? My life is complete. 1
The Stormfather He/Him Posted June 25, 2023 Author Posted June 25, 2023 When I told this to @The Sibling they spat out their water with laughter. how many pizzas did adonalsium order the day of their shattering? Just one. But it had sixteen peices. what do you call a fused and dalinar standing beside each other? a dead fused. what do you get when you cross vasher and kaladin? kalad the usurper in. denth said he refused to pay taxes as a mercenary. I guess he really doesn't like vasher.(tax) 1
The Isochronism he/him Posted June 25, 2023 Posted June 25, 2023 (edited) To tell you the truth, I stole this from someone at Dragonsteel, but it'll always be my favorite. How does Veil walk into a bar? Non-Shallan-ly. Edited June 25, 2023 by Bondsmith-Edgedancer 5
The Stormfather He/Him Posted June 26, 2023 Author Posted June 26, 2023 why was shallan freaking out on her wedding day? Because she lost her veil. demoux was reading rhytm of war. He saw "raboniel, lady of pains" and thought, wow she must make good bread!(French pun) 2
Weaver of Shadows he/him Posted June 28, 2023 Posted June 28, 2023 Somebody asked Vin how many friends she had, she said, “nine, but I guess I’ll have TenSoon” 3
Quivil Posted June 28, 2023 Posted June 28, 2023 I think I love this place Sorry I don't have any puns to contribute rn
The Stormfather He/Him Posted June 28, 2023 Author Posted June 28, 2023 I'm trying to think of more cosmere puns, soooo yeah. KEVED! What was shallan saying about ann? "Shall-ann do it?" ( these are getting worse very fast) what did Adolin say when he saw shallan for the first time? "Wow! You look positively radiant!"
Weaver of Shadows he/him Posted June 28, 2023 Posted June 28, 2023 Marsh likes to know stuff. I guess you could call him inquisitive. 1
Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ Posted September 4, 2023 Posted September 4, 2023 What part of the body are Wit’s stories? The Fleet! This is my place
Through the Living Elan He/Him Posted September 4, 2023 Posted September 4, 2023 What part of the body lives on Roshar? The shin.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted September 4, 2023 Posted September 4, 2023 You know about the place, the Alleyverse? Well... I heard that one of the alleys is called E-lane-tris.
Aeoryi she/her Posted September 4, 2023 Posted September 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: You know about the place, the Alleyverse? Well... I heard that one of the alleys is called E-lane-tris. Dead now, unfortunately You know when Marsh attacked Penrod in Hero Of Ages? I bet Penrod's heartbeat spiked during that conflict.
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted September 5, 2023 Posted September 5, 2023 He got totally ruined in that fight
The Stormfather He/Him Posted September 5, 2023 Author Posted September 5, 2023 what came during the night of the battle at Narak? the Night-Blood.
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