Five word story

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

lord too properly\ grammar errers 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

, lordily screaming "aaaaggghhhghaghghasfasdjfasdncasfnoawnelasdnchndca mental pain" 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

because grammr wrong bad. So

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

let's all use proper grammar!

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Yippee! So they all grammared 

[Akimikoisthecutest]

have power over the Majestic

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Lordly lordy lord lord lord

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

lowly peasant. The sack of

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

rice they ate was delectable!

[Akimikoisthecutest]

Because everyone was now a 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Lord. Very lordy of them.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Until they were all delordified. 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Sadly, they unlorded themseleves away...

[Akimikoisthecutest]

Now, since everyone had been

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

delorded, everyone was in despair.

[Akimikoisthecutest]

The despair turned into depression

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

which turned into ripe coconuts.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

The ripe coconuts became overripe, 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

and bursted. The UnLords™ were

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

gone. Instead, thirty deific earwigs

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

known as Lords existed instead.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Everyone knew them as earwigs, 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

But Everyone was wrong. Ha!

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

So nothing really had changed

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

EXCEPT DRAGONS WERE HERE NOW!