Five word story

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

11 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

toward Ishar and said "Why

This is not the end of the quote btw

is your nose so ugly?"

[Akimikoisthecutest]

Ishar says, "This means war!!!"

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

"Whoever can fit the most

[Akimikoisthecutest]

marshmallows into their house, wins!"

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Just now, Akimikoisthecutest said:

marshmallows into their house, wins!"

Thus the heralds raced to 

[Akimikoisthecutest]

to their houses and started

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 minute ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

to their houses and started

inventing marshmallows. Roshar hadn't invented

[Akimikoisthecutest]

marshmallow inventors yet, so they

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

used Spren instead. So they

 

[Akimikoisthecutest]

tried to fill their houses

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

with multiple kinds of cheese.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

But the Heralds won. "HA!

Might or might not be end of quote. Up to next person.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

My house is chock-full of

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Dragons” they said. I frog.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I frog?

The humans, ashamed walked away.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I like frogs a lot.

[Akimikoisthecutest]

Said Ishar. "What" said the

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Humans. "Anyways, we should go

[Akimikoisthecutest]

and try to kill each

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

other!" The Heralds agreed and

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

killed each other. Yay ig?

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

The Singers didn't like that.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

So they extra-killed the Heralds. 

[Akimikoisthecutest]

"Stop", yelled the humans. "You

Not the end of the quote.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

bastards!" But the Singers summoned