Five word story

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a new thing known as

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Founding of founding father peoples.

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This rivaled the Founding Mothers

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and the Founding Parental Guardians

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They all fought very fiercely

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using baguette cannons and submarines, 

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They were all glass canons

Note: Glass Canon is a term that means powerful but fragile

Edited September 25, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

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44 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

They were all glass canons

Note: Glass Canon is a term that means powerful but fragile

. The Fathers superheated the Earth, 

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and the floor became LAVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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But everyone could fly, so

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the gods made LAVAtm rain

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But they could swim, so

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the gods didn't drown. This

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Is a fact. Like you’re 

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going to die any minute. 

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Oh no! Better make it

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out in time so you

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don't explode! Anyways, folks, today

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will have a high of 

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999°F. And a low of -999°F.

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A low front is rolling

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down the eastern shoreline and

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it's heatin' up in Washington!

love how we turned the world ending into a weather report.

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The government recommends that you

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bring your shoes to protect